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Posted by: skwucky
http://www.murphys-laws.com/
The above link is to the webiste of murphy's laws. If you do not know of Murhpy's Laws, I recommend checking out the site before continuing. What I would like to do is create a list of Murphy's Laws of Halo. Make your posts and I will add the best to the list. First, I shall post the fundamental law of halo.
Murphy's Fundamental Law of Halo: Blame Stosh
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Top Ten(work in progress)
49. Pics or it didn't happen
19. Leave the gaurdiance alone.
56. Even when there's a search bar no one use's it!!!
57. No matter what what weapon you pick up, your enemy will pick up it's counter.
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4.just because someone betrays you doesn't always mean you should boot them
5. Betraying someone always results in a ban, unless it was on purpose, then you need to
die three more times.
12: New updates generate new problems
26. If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer
or he works for Bungie Studios.
28. Trying to kill an enemy with fusion coils kills you instead.
30. There will always be a team mate to run in front of your spartan laser.
33. never underestimate the power of the traffic cone
37. Tea bagging is not associated with a liqued beverage
42. Just because you can grab the sniper rifle, doesn't mean you should
43. Not everyone who beats you is modding.
44. Your enemies will always be able to jump over both of your point-blank rockets, but kill you with a single rocket from half way across the map.
49. Pics or it didnt happen
51. Snipers blend in on Valhalla, no matter what color their armor is. Always
55. If you're playing Halo, you're most likely to get pissed.
56. Even when there's a search bar no one use's it!!!
60. The cone is more diabolical than the other team.
These are the rules I stand by.