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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+50 laws so far)

54. The radio dosen't work in ANY of the warthogs.

  • 09.16.2008 3:20 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Little kids pretty much always play as elites

  • 09.16.2008 3:20 PM PDT

RainbowCatMagic

Bungie controls everything. You have no rights.

54. Everyone but you can shoot sidways.
55. Only the enemy benefits from mass lag.
56. Katanas do not prove experience, Only a previous lack of Xbox live.
57. Noobish-ness increases with the numbers in your name.

[Edited on 09.16.2008 3:25 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 3:23 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+50 laws so far)

54. If you don't know how you died, it was a sniper.
55.

  • 09.16.2008 3:27 PM PDT

The Spartan in the pink armor is in all likelihood a dude.

The phrase "I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in hell is paid in advance!" was only funny the one time you actually killed the VIP upon its delivery.

Now matter how into Call of Duty 4 you are, Halo will never have a Martyrdom perk.

Every match is like an M. Night Shyamalan film; there's always a twist.

Grenades will inexplicably pass through opponents when sticking them would have saved your life.

  • 09.16.2008 3:32 PM PDT

55. Lag isn't the reason you lost.

  • 09.16.2008 3:33 PM PDT
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If you think about lagging, then you will lag.

  • 09.16.2008 3:34 PM PDT
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Don't bother running from the enemy, they will hunt you down and teabag you mercylessly.

  • 09.16.2008 3:34 PM PDT

56 - If you shoot a guy and Melee him first, you will die when he Melee's you once.

  • 09.16.2008 3:34 PM PDT

Generals will always say "WOW!" when they die.

  • 09.16.2008 3:38 PM PDT

Without me, it's just "Aweso".

61. If there ever was a time for lag to kick in, it's when you're trying to stick the enemy.

  • 09.16.2008 3:38 PM PDT
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these are amazing

  • 09.16.2008 3:40 PM PDT

Black Water Ops
Cool Picture I Made

"Judge somebody not by their rank or status, but by how they act and what they do."
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Posted by: skwucky
http://www.murphys-laws.com/

The above link is to the webiste of murphy's laws. If you do not know of Murhpy's Laws, I recommend checking out the site before continuing. What I would like to do is create a list of Murphy's Laws of Halo. Make your posts and I will add the best to the list. First, I shall post the fundamental law of halo.

Murphy's Fundamental Law of Halo: Blame Stosh

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Top Ten(work in progress)

49. Pics or it didn't happen
19. Leave the gaurdiance alone.
56. Even when there's a search bar no one use's it!!!
57. No matter what what weapon you pick up, your enemy will pick up it's counter.



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4.just because someone betrays you doesn't always mean you should boot them

5. Betraying someone always results in a ban, unless it was on purpose, then you need to
die three more times.

12: New updates generate new problems

26. If you know someone who tortures animals and wets the bed, he is either a serial killer
or he works for Bungie Studios.

28. Trying to kill an enemy with fusion coils kills you instead.

30. There will always be a team mate to run in front of your spartan laser.

33. never underestimate the power of the traffic cone

37. Tea bagging is not associated with a liqued beverage

42. Just because you can grab the sniper rifle, doesn't mean you should

43. Not everyone who beats you is modding.

44. Your enemies will always be able to jump over both of your point-blank rockets, but kill you with a single rocket from half way across the map.

49. Pics or it didnt happen

51. Snipers blend in on Valhalla, no matter what color their armor is. Always

55. If you're playing Halo, you're most likely to get pissed.

56. Even when there's a search bar no one use's it!!!

60. The cone is more diabolical than the other team.


These are the rules I stand by.

  • 09.16.2008 3:41 PM PDT
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Without me, it's just "Aweso".

Posted by: el nia11o
57. Noobish-ness increases with the numbers in your name.


You got a problem with numbers punk? Actually, it increases with amount of x's.

  • 09.16.2008 3:42 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+60 laws so far)

Big Whiskey & The Groogrux King



The Banadu Thread

Whenever you have the PERFECT opportunity to stick somebody, you will either have no stickies, or accidentally throw a frag. =(

  • 09.16.2008 3:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: skwucky


62. The more numbers in the screen name, the more annoying the player.

63. The more X's in the screen name, the more annoying the player.

64. Defending excessive numbers or X's in your screen name is always epic fail.

  • 09.16.2008 3:45 PM PDT

The guy you think sucks on the other team before the match starts usually is the guy who owns you.

  • 09.16.2008 3:47 PM PDT

The other team is always better than you.

  • 09.16.2008 3:50 PM PDT

Without me, it's just "Aweso".

o matter how far away you are from the other team when you get sniped, a 10 year old will appear out of nowhere and start tea bagging you, and screaming "THAT'S RIGHT BI***!"

  • 09.16.2008 3:50 PM PDT
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If you can see the enemy, the enemy can see you. If you cannot see the enemy, you are moments away from death.

  • 09.16.2008 3:50 PM PDT

The sniper rifle can shoot through any surface. Under any circumstances, No matter what.

  • 09.16.2008 3:53 PM PDT

Dual-wielding is not a must.

  • 09.16.2008 3:54 PM PDT

The Magnum in Halo 3 is not why you bought this game

  • 09.16.2008 3:55 PM PDT

Th3 Ha1yc0n Br1gad3

No matter how good you are as a 12 year old elite, you still suck.

[Edited on 09.16.2008 4:00 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 4:00 PM PDT

Whenever MM puts you on a team you'll always be the one guy with a mic

  • 09.16.2008 4:04 PM PDT