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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+60 laws so far)

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Whenever your one skill away from a rank upgrade in a team playlist, your team will always suck.

  • 09.16.2008 4:05 PM PDT

Campiagn Kill Count :31,745. And growing.

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If the host didn't see it, it didn't actually happen.

  • 09.16.2008 4:06 PM PDT

Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.

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66. if the enemy can't get in, you probably can't get out.

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  • 09.16.2008 4:10 PM PDT
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66. no matter how far away you are from the other team when you get sniped, a ten-year-old will appear out of no where and start tea-bagging you and screaming "THAT'S RIGHT BI***!"



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  • 09.16.2008 4:10 PM PDT
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If your not host, you WILL get four shotted

  • 09.16.2008 4:11 PM PDT
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67. The first betrayal is always the one that gets you booted.

  • 09.16.2008 4:11 PM PDT

No matter how far out of the map you are, there will be another invisible wall.

  • 09.16.2008 4:15 PM PDT

A hero need not speak when he is gone. The world will speak for him. Believe.

68. Lolspeak is never acceptable. unless ur on teh bungie.netz

  • 09.16.2008 4:16 PM PDT

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Who is John Galt?

The difference between a brute and a politician is the rate of fire

  • 09.16.2008 4:16 PM PDT

After winning a few a games and getting a higher skill number you'll be sure to go right back down after one loss.

  • 09.16.2008 4:16 PM PDT

Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.

69. The noob with the AR is always the one who kills you.

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  • 09.16.2008 4:16 PM PDT
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70) If you're having fun, then the other team probably isn't.

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  • 09.16.2008 4:16 PM PDT
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No thought required, just spawn and GOOOOOOOOOOO

um... number one is a real quote

  • 09.16.2008 4:17 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

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Those are all so funny, and so true.

  • 09.16.2008 4:18 PM PDT

No thought required, just spawn and GOOOOOOOOOOO

teabagging makes you good


always teabag when your not winning

  • 09.16.2008 4:18 PM PDT
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Oh hai 2 u

You never have the laser when under fire from a tank or warthog

  • 09.16.2008 4:20 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

Your team always seems to have the same strategy > run in different directions and see who can die the most..

  • 09.16.2008 4:21 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Sniper's Motto: Reach out and touch someone.

the worst situation possible is a all-combat elite with a spartan laser and no-knowledge of which team he's on.

  • 09.16.2008 4:21 PM PDT

Oh hai 2 u

When playing with people better than you, you always say man im on a bad day

  • 09.16.2008 4:21 PM PDT

if u shot by ar ur gunna be beaten down by it

  • 09.16.2008 4:22 PM PDT

Oh hai 2 u

you never have enough nades

  • 09.16.2008 4:24 PM PDT
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Some call me the Michael Schumacher of Warthogs.

A lot of these sound like the CoD 4 Death quotes. :P

How about-

"If you can't remember, when you have a skull, most guns are pointed at you."

  • 09.16.2008 4:25 PM PDT

The original Lemon Head.

Rule of thumb on Isolation: If you aren't in a Ghost then you also do not have the rocket launcher.

  • 09.16.2008 4:29 PM PDT

if you have a sniper and see a bright helmet (security) hes dead

  • 09.16.2008 4:31 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

71. If you call someone a 'noob', you most likely suck.
72. If you're next to any sort of wall, prepare to get nade spammed.
73. If you're on Red team at the beginning of a one sided objective game, you're on D.
74. If you go into Team Objective, none of your teammates will have a mic.

  • 09.16.2008 4:31 PM PDT