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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

Posted by: Big Black Bear
What are we supposed to be discussing here?


"Nothing in the 'Verse can stop me."

Laws like these will always happen because someone pointed them out.

  • 09.16.2008 4:33 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

Whenever you see a guy jumping around in Lone Wolves with no shield, your always in the middle of a self-induced reload.

  • 09.16.2008 4:34 PM PDT

i posted this first one before...but the ones after are new

You're not THAT invisible.

In an MLG match...EVERYONE gets an assassination.

If you choose to rush, then you choose to die.

You will NEVER see the pink mist until it gets you.



[Edited on 09.16.2008 4:35 PM PDT]

  • 09.16.2008 4:34 PM PDT
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The Recticle DOES NOT need to be red for someone with the hammer to kill you.

  • 09.16.2008 4:37 PM PDT

I don't play much anymore.

I'm sorry but these are just plain retarded, even if they are for laughs. They're not even laws. And you're not supposed to have 'attention grabbing symbols' in your Title, Mr. Heroic Member.

  • 09.16.2008 4:39 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)
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71. If you see the Ghost on Snowbound, it is too late. You are already dead.

  • 09.16.2008 4:41 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

Conformity is the enemy

you'll always get shot at the worst time.

  • 09.16.2008 4:41 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

La Vie Boheme

If you say "We can still win this", your teammates will most likely run out and die for no reason.


If you say the game is laggy, it's most likely you.


If you go into doubles alone, you're most likely gonna lose.


Right when you hijack any vehicle, the other team either has a more powerful one, a rocket, or a laser.


If you're a general and you lose a game, the other team will most likely ask "How much did you pay for that account".


If you lose a game by 5, the other team thinks that they are good enough to beat you by 30.


When you get run over by a mongoose, then you suck.


You can hit your enemy with a sticky, and they won't die, but they throw a frag, and no matter where you are, or if you have full shields, you will die. No exceptions.


Right when you're about to get a headshot with the sniper, you will be headshotted yourself.


When you're about to get an Overkill Extermination, you will be betrayed.

  • 09.16.2008 4:44 PM PDT
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My name Murphy!

  • 09.16.2008 4:45 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

▀▄Halo2, Halo3, Forge, Slayer, Snipers, BR's...▄▀ ▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀SAS Halo3▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

Just because needles are pink doesn't mean they won't blow you the -Blam!- up.

  • 09.16.2008 4:46 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

Why is there math on the pie?

there is a person with "McLovin'" in their name in EVERY game.

  • 09.16.2008 4:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gig4t3ch
Fact 2: European guys are hotter

I guess I can understand if you don't want to make out with guys in the US if they're so ugly, you should just say so though.

71. It IS a noob wepon.
72. when you can complain, do it
73. The wambulance will not show up.

  • 09.16.2008 4:50 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

Explanation of membership titles
Bungie.net code of conduct
Bungie.net terms of use

Learn 'em, live 'em, love 'em. Then we can all be happy.

If you die, you're going to get T-Bagged. Man up.

If you T-Bag, you're going straight to hell. Take sunblock.

A Banshee is a game winner. It's also a punishment magnet.

If you find yourself short of brains, check your helmet for bullet holes.

  • 09.16.2008 4:51 PM PDT

Looking at your team mates might seem like a betrayal threat. Don't scare them, you'll get betrayed.

  • 09.16.2008 4:53 PM PDT

Whenever you happen get the sword and lunge at an enemy, your damage will not register and they will kill you.

  • 09.16.2008 5:02 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

61. There is ALWAYS someone better than you.
62. Elites in SWAT are inevitable
63. No one likes your music
64. Lag is usually your fault.
65. If you are a high rank you are bound to be insulted by a lower rank

  • 09.16.2008 5:02 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Why is there math on the pie?

if playing social, you WILL get betrayed

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  • 09.16.2008 5:04 PM PDT

All grade four officers in the Pre and Post game lobby are rendered as boosters by their peers.

  • 09.16.2008 5:29 PM PDT
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#? if your team is on the other side of the map you will turn a corner to find the entire other team.... and they are stareing at you with their weapons drawn

  • 09.16.2008 8:06 PM PDT

Spartans Never Die. Remember Reach.

Marines can't kill till you betray them.

  • 09.16.2008 8:14 PM PDT

http://i558.photobucket.com/albums/ss23/DeathxWisher1/DrZoidb erg1000.jpg

Just because it sticks doesn't mean it kills.

I hate packet loss.

  • 09.16.2008 8:17 PM PDT

"this is the best game since grifball"
Sarge
Red vs Blue

it's not what you see, it's what the host sees'

death is never permant but respawns take up most of your time

that guy in the warthog will always drive off the cliff when you have the flag

you blink you die

the flamethrower is for getting the cookout started at a camp and you are always the bbq

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  • 09.16.2008 8:21 PM PDT
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That someone in every match always has MLG, HLG, KSI, Xx_xX, BR or Pwned in their Gamertag, and they are always bad!

  • 09.16.2008 8:36 PM PDT
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If a hardcore player dies, the enemy is always "one shot"
^i hear this way to often in the MLG playlist^

  • 09.16.2008 8:38 PM PDT

the mongoose IS a weapon

  • 09.16.2008 8:42 PM PDT