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Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+20 laws so far)

No you can't have recon!

  • 09.16.2008 8:48 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

Yo.

If you have a shotgun, the guy with the Spike Mauler will ALWAYS kill you. Even on maps without maulers.

Overshields don't work when you have power weapons.

You will always fall off the edge on Guardian when you walk backwards.

Plasma Pisol + Meelee > BR

Bubble shields do the opposite of what they are meant to do.

  • 09.16.2008 8:50 PM PDT
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BR is NOT short for Broken.

  • 09.16.2008 8:53 PM PDT

if there is an elephant it will splatter you

  • 09.16.2008 8:56 PM PDT

Chargin Sniper

in lone wolf your kill will be stolen

  • 09.16.2008 9:06 PM PDT
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When you drop a regenerator it's just an invitation for the enemy to run into it and kill you.

  • 09.16.2008 9:32 PM PDT

when in doubt blame stosh

  • 09.16.2008 9:34 PM PDT

send me a FR
-if you like customs, anything from mlg to infection
-if you'd like to learn trick jumps
-if you need help with highest skill
-if sniping,lasering,and just all around killing from the back of a mongoose is awesome

--also, download "super jump" off of "I am Terrys" fileshare
---its a super jump. fo RIZZLE :O

heres a good one.
71. He who throws a grenade will be punished tenfold

  • 09.16.2008 9:37 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

Posted by: Liu Xuande
If you have a hammer, he has a sword. If you have a sword, he has a shotgun.

If you have a shotgun, he has stickies.

  • 09.16.2008 9:38 PM PDT

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

grav lifts do nothing so don't pick it up, if you pick it up, use it immediately. if you use it immediately, you're a target for snipers with a huge sign saying SHOOT ME!!!!!!!

  • 09.16.2008 9:40 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)
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If you lose a match, you will rank down, even if playing social...

  • 09.16.2008 9:41 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (+50 laws so far)

Kevin J
I am in fact not fat and am however chinese for those ignorant white people who think all asians are the same. i speak english so if you don't understand what i'm saying sometimes, it's always better to stay in school. if you still don't understand or refuse to accept that i'm am in fact a a non-fat human being, then you are an idiot

if you think everyone is lagging, it's really just you

  • 09.16.2008 9:48 PM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=- (70 laws so far)

"Me take off mask, smell better! But nooo, always have to fight on oxygen planet! How come enemies don't breathe methane?"

117. Counting is for wusses

  • 09.16.2008 9:51 PM PDT
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Even though the guy who stuck the warthog stuck the gunner, you, the driver will ALWAYS die.

Drifting in the warthog on Standoff is a form of HLG.

The kid with dual spikers most likely has down syndrome.




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  • 09.16.2008 10:03 PM PDT
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Here's one...

When your last name is Murphy... things like this happen :(

  • 09.16.2008 10:06 PM PDT
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Posted by: AZuR3 EDG3
Marines can't kill till you betray them.


WHAT!? appearently you havent played campaign much cuz here is how they usually end up killing me i get about 3 feet from the enemy after spraying em with bullets and going in for the melee when i hear "grenades out" all the sudden i asplode

  • 09.17.2008 4:27 AM PDT

Evade > Sprint > Other non-stupid Armour Abilities > Active Camo (Annoying) > Cumbody (Annoying, noob and just plain disgusting. I mean, you are covering yourself in... white stuff. Seriously. Who would want to do that? Now, I'm tolerant of your... preferences and all, but for a male hetero. such as myself, it's just plain repulsive.)

71. A Marine who can't shoot the Enemy for sh**, will be able to own you with his Long-Range SMG when they walk in front of your Grenades.

72. Playing with Catch on in Floodgate will not result in Flood gaining any strengths. It will result in Plasma Grenade Spam KS, being blasted off the edge, or getting stuck and losing Meta-Score points.

Yes, Dinosaurs are dangerous.

  • 09.17.2008 4:33 AM PDT
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73. Whenever your about to get a perfection, you will run into a guy hiding around a corner with a shotgun.

  • 09.17.2008 4:40 AM PDT
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You will die from one shot gun burst standing 15 metres away from the assailant

  • 09.17.2008 4:41 AM PDT

Serial Killers Training Software

pity he can't spell murphy correctly since i am one

  • 09.17.2008 4:43 AM PDT
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well i've gottnen some more stuff up on the list. thank you to all who hath contributed. this thread has been a lot of fun.

  • 09.17.2008 10:16 AM PDT

Elites look like dinosaurs, no matter what your teammate may say

  • 09.17.2008 10:35 AM PDT
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if you're losing its always your first game of the day

  • 09.17.2008 10:47 AM PDT
Subject: Murphy's Laws of Halo (+80 laws so far)

If this is rampancy..... what was I afraid of?

LOL. Nicely done. =P

  • 09.17.2008 11:06 AM PDT
Subject: -=-=-=-=-Murphy's Laws of Halo-=-=-=-=-

Reeeeeeeeeeeach, mmmmkay.

When you crouch walk to trick an enemy, a team mate will come streaking by you giving away your position.

Also, if you track an enemy around a map getting his shields down to nothing, no matter where you are, a team mate will finish him off.

  • 09.17.2008 3:58 PM PDT