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Just tell your friends that you couldn't save the world and stop the human race from extinction because you were too busy getting stoned...

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Oh boy....this cant be to good

  • 09.19.2008 8:41 PM PDT

"It died in a terrible fire 3 years ago.....3 times."

I found this by selecting view source:
<em>It has been brought to our attention that someone is sending fake emails form "bungie.com" (we're actually Bungie.net and we never email you about your account details or security.) and we have to assume the sender of the mails, often with a zip file attachment, is up to no good. Simply delete and ignore them and never, ever open a file from a sender you don't know or trust.</em><br/><br/>
The content of the email may look like this:<br/><br/><font size="2"><p><em>Dear user frankie, </em></p><p><em>It has come to our attention that your Bungie User Profile ( x ) records are out of date. For further details see the attached document.</em></p><p><em>Thank you for using Bungie! </em></p><p><em>The Bungie Support Team <br/><br/></em>Again, these mails are not from us, they're from some jackass. Ignore them.</p></font>

  • 09.19.2008 8:41 PM PDT

Green(Money) is for Pimps. They talk about Navy.

Pimps at Sea DUHHHH


=)

  • 09.19.2008 8:41 PM PDT

wow in a little more then a hour you people have filled 12 pages WoW

[Edited on 09.19.2008 8:45 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2008 8:43 PM PDT
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<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]

\ RECEPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]
>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”
>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING
>> (..)
>> (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLOWS...

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can your A.I. hold up?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Can you put Kinsler on the line?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your current location.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “logs for the last twenty-four hours!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>

  • 09.19.2008 8:43 PM PDT
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Whatever it is.....its gonna be a Cataclysmic Event....I hope so

  • 09.19.2008 8:43 PM PDT

I did a little checking. [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A] probably is a reference to the Cole Protocol (the actual protocol, not the book). If so, 1A reads like this: "Activate selective purge of databases on all ship-based and planetary data networks." Is Bungie going to h4x Microsoft in revenge? LMFAO

Also, the Prowler 'Tokyo Rules'? United Nations Standard Minimum Rules for Non-custodial Measures
(The Tokyo Rules)

Coincidence? Possibly.

Think on that one...lol.

  • 09.19.2008 8:43 PM PDT

Oh, I can't wait to see what Bungie has to say about this in next Friday's Weekly Update!

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I really don't know why i did this but i had nothing else to do so i did this i filled in where some of the people left off when they didn't finish talking so read it

  • 09.19.2008 8:45 PM PDT

I said brown.

Posted by: Yeldarb107
I found this by selecting view source:
<em>It has been brought to our attention that someone is sending fake emails form "bungie.com" (we're actually Bungie.net and we never email you about your account details or security.) and we have to assume the sender of the mails, often with a zip file attachment, is up to no good. Simply delete and ignore them and never, ever open a file from a sender you don't know or trust.</em><br/><br/>
The content of the email may look like this:<br/><br/><font size="2"><p><em>Dear user frankie, </em></p><p><em>It has come to our attention that your Bungie User Profile ( x ) records are out of date. For further details see the attached document.</em></p><p><em>Thank you for using Bungie! </em></p><p><em>The Bungie Support Team <br/><br/></em>Again, these mails are not from us, they're from some jackass. Ignore them.</p></font>

that was one of the related articles at the bottom of the page.

  • 09.19.2008 8:45 PM PDT

One shall stand, one shall fall.

I can't wait to see what all this SI stuff ends up being, and I'm glad to see that it's starting up again.

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what is this madness

  • 09.19.2008 8:47 PM PDT

Son of a gun....

  • 09.19.2008 8:48 PM PDT

Looks like the dawn is about to be lifted.

  • 09.19.2008 8:49 PM PDT

"Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy."

I want to see the little green Superintendent dude (who apparently we now know is an AI) pop up out of a data chip like Cortana does. he may be a little annoying with all his "rules" and whatnot, but I think he'd be a cute little companion.

  • 09.19.2008 8:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: SirQuacksAlot14
what is this madness

no this is sparta!!!!!

  • 09.19.2008 8:50 PM PDT
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<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]

\ RECEPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]
>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”
>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING
>> (..)
>> (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLOWS...

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can your A.I. hold up?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Can you put Kinsler on the line?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your current location.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “logs for the last twenty-four hours!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>

  • 09.19.2008 8:51 PM PDT

we will know everything on october 9

  • 09.19.2008 8:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: AJ117
<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]

\ RECEPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]
>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”
>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING
>> (..)
>> (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLOWS...

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can your A.I. hold up?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Can you put Kinsler on the line?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELLIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your current location.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “logs for the last twenty-four hours!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELLIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”
[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”
[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>




why did you copy my post with out a quote?

  • 09.19.2008 8:53 PM PDT

/-/Pfhor-Translator-Active/-/

what

EDIT:

Posted by: WestSideDevil987
Posted by: WestSideDevil987
KEEP IT CLEAN is an anagram
this is what it might mean

Cant Keep Lie - my favorite
Peace Tinkle
Patience Elk
Pale Necktie - obviously the answer
Eaten Pickle
Anklet Piece


Here are some for Superintendent

Unripened Tents
Send Turpentine
Internet Upends
Internet Send Up
Internet Ends Up


[Edited on 09.21.2008 3:46 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2008 8:53 PM PDT

Anyone have the image opened up in photoshop? look for secrets.

  • 09.19.2008 8:53 PM PDT
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  • 09.19.2008 8:54 PM PDT
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why? is that the toyko gaming thing?

  • 09.19.2008 8:54 PM PDT

HALO 4.
START A NEW FIGHT.

HALO 5.
JUST KEEP FIGHTING.

HALO 6.
CHIEF MAY NEED GLASSES.

  • 09.19.2008 8:55 PM PDT

I wish I was still legendary.

OMGWTFBBQ IT R BACK!

so... ONI are here to fix a traffic/maintenance and warning AI? something bigger - something's corrupted it.

why would a traffic AI be on a prowler stealth vessel?

[Edited on 09.19.2008 8:58 PM PDT]

  • 09.19.2008 8:56 PM PDT