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Posted by: SEMOR
wtf was that



Sounds like a RAMPANT AI to me. Mabye its one one of the AI left on Harvest. Mabye its Pre-Harvest/Reach.

Mabye I'm wrong, but im just throwing it out there.

  • 09.20.2008 9:57 AM PDT

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man how i hate the Superspammer

  • 09.20.2008 9:59 AM PDT

Finished the Fight!

Um...wtf is this all about?!

  • 09.20.2008 10:00 AM PDT

Oh boy. Here we go again. get out while you can.

  • 09.20.2008 10:01 AM PDT

Here we go again.....again

  • 09.20.2008 10:01 AM PDT
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lol "something amazing is gonna happen"... sure maybe this time they'll take out more shield doors. wooooo and don't forget the elephants, we wanted you guys to get all worked up over that. wow -_-

  • 09.20.2008 10:02 AM PDT
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Z0mG tH4t RoX0rs mY BoXorZ

Halo 4: start another fight.

  • 09.20.2008 10:02 AM PDT

4-1 Fenkell

ya i feel it too something big is coming our way
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Posted by: chubbz
First page!!!!
I'm getting an ominous feeling that something amazing is about to happen.


I feel the same way. I saw this and said "awww sh**, here we go........"

there's more to this update than they're telling us...............

  • 09.20.2008 10:04 AM PDT
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OMG WERE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Last man alive, lock the door.

  • 09.20.2008 10:04 AM PDT

Zerogreenchief is eh pretty cool guy, eh trolls people and doesn't afraid of anything.

HOT -blam!- DIGGITY!


I've been waiting for this since the E3 debacle. Though I was pretty confident Bungie would reveal something for TGS.

GOD DAMN!

inb4 announcement canceled due to publisher again

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  • 09.20.2008 10:04 AM PDT
Subject: Bungie - The Gift the that Keeps on PWNing
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I think it's safe to say that BUNGIE can do many things other developers can't. They can tease the -blam!- out of their fans and we come back for more. They could offer us a helping of grotty caserole and we'd gladly accept, munching it down in moments. But despite having total and immediate control over us on the subconcious level, you can't help but feel some gratitude for all the men and women who've sweat blood and pissed coffee for their massive fanbase: Bungies Army.

Bungie has a rare gift.The gift that only one dude on this whole planet has; and that selvish son of a b*tch only uses that gift one time a year. Santa Claus must have alzheimers by now. And Rudolph's red nose was clearly a tumor lighting up when infection flucuated.

But now days, we have Bungie. It's going to be a Bungie Christmas. Christmas in January. Christmas in July. Christmas in October. I love presents every month of the year. However, $20 Maceys Gift Cards really hurt my self-esteem. With Bungie though, the gift of knowing that something will be awesome is just as good as recieving that special something. No inuendo there Luke.

Thanks again Bungie. For always keeping things extra-enthralling. Thank you for my stress levels being at an all-time high. Thank you for my loss of hair at the age of 19. Thank you for my Halo 3 addiction. Thank you for PWNing me from time to time. Humility tastes great with Marinara Sauce.

I could not ask for more.

  • 09.20.2008 10:08 AM PDT
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At least its not Luke telling us about some Bungie golf picnic or some other crap we don't care about.

  • 09.20.2008 10:11 AM PDT

Finished the Fight!

Um...wtf is this all about?

  • 09.20.2008 10:11 AM PDT
Subject: Bungie - The Gift the that Keeps on PWNing

Tokyo Game Show is in a few weeks. Could be that bungie is working up on an announcement there, since the E3 one was scrapped.

  • 09.20.2008 10:12 AM PDT
Subject: KEEP IT CLEAN

What is that mean?

  • 09.20.2008 10:12 AM PDT

Time isn't made out of lines... it's made from circles, that is why clocks are round... www.myspace.com/teamkilljoymusic

... This is A killswitch A reporting for duty... What do you need me to kill this time?... This whole update really really gives me the same feeling that contact harvest did... picture it now, your driving in your warthog, speeding through almost pitchblack endless feilds of wheat while you see the earie glow of Macks JUTONS harvesting. In the distance... you see it... the eary blue luminescent hint of... covanent? or... You wake up in the broken Hammer of Dawn as John 117 because... You haven't finished anything yet...

  • 09.20.2008 10:12 AM PDT
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pudding... don't stop 'till you get enough.

yeah, what the -blam!- is this -blam!-? i -blam!- HATE all the subliminal messages.... goddamn

  • 09.20.2008 10:16 AM PDT
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Seriously, they better not give us the silent treatment . . . again.

I would like a new game, perhaps something with more COD4-esque multiplayer, maybe a filter to rid the games of squeakers, teamkillers, and cheaters. Oh, and much less jumping. A nice long campaign too. Maybe a game where you play as ODST, heck, marines would do. What I'm trying to say is, please no more ten-foot jumping. More to the point: keep the Halo universe's feel, keep the elements and themes that make it Halo, keep everything the same, but please slow it down. Make the game from the perspective of someone who isn't a walking tank, give us a more serious game. The formula worked for three whole games without getting stale, but give us a new take on the series.

Sorry, couldn't hold that in any more. GIVE ME AN ANNOUNCEMENT BUNGIE!!!1!

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  • 09.20.2008 10:21 AM PDT
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PLEASE REMAIN CALM

  • 09.20.2008 10:21 AM PDT

:)

Halo 3 Beta FAQ is in related news.

  • 09.20.2008 10:21 AM PDT
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Wtf me and all my friends just got kicked out of matchmaking for some odd reason, I was the only one left. I know this happens more often but that + this weird posts makes me scared :P

  • 09.20.2008 10:22 AM PDT

:)

I will.

  • 09.20.2008 10:22 AM PDT
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WHOA!!!

I saw what a few other people saw.

On page 3 of this Topic the subject changes from "KEEP IT CLEAN!" to "DAWN IS UPON US!!!"

And on page 26 it changes to "it's halo 4!"

and on page 27 to changes to "its something Halo related that's probably not halo 4!"

Trippy...

[Edited on 09.20.2008 10:26 AM PDT]

  • 09.20.2008 10:23 AM PDT
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Oh yeah I'm also wondering what other people are reffering to when they say 'oh noes not again', when did something like this happen before and what happened afterwards? ^^

  • 09.20.2008 10:24 AM PDT

:)

Posted by: IllIlII
PLEASE REMAIN CALM


I will.

  • 09.20.2008 10:24 AM PDT