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Now that was a good Noob flame.

  • 07.03.2004 3:56 AM PDT
Subject: I wonder how Sarge Johnnson got off
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Posted by: B4dCyborg
**This is in reply to the people posting about how they shoot Sgt. Johnson in all the levels.**

That's probably not the Sgt. Johnson. Just some black guy who happens to be a Sargeant also. I'm surprised that I haven't seen anyone post this theory.


The simple answer is that there were just so few marine skins. Did no one else notice that there were a bunch of Keyes running around as marines? There arent many different faces for marines in Halo, so Sarge's and even Keyes' faces get rehashed over and over

  • 07.03.2004 4:36 AM PDT
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people that ask that stuipid question listen to cortana and master chief when they are speaking in the cenimatics

  • 07.03.2004 4:48 AM PDT
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whoever flamed me i have read the book and ive made that theory out of my head yes thats right i have an imagination and you dont..... get over it.

  • 07.03.2004 7:07 AM PDT
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ok, one thing before i get started. xeroh, the first link in your sig is funny as hell.

ok, on with the show. UK spartain II, sorry to say, but you are wrong in saying that keyes is alive. even though its about 500 years in the future, and we've learned to clone sheep, it is possible that cloning may have some side-effect that cuses brain damage or something, so they never made a clone of keyes (i'm not saying this is true, i'm just making a hypothesis). you didn't see kayes in the cutscene for 343GS? he was in there.

plus, the MC made a hole out of keyes head, and blew him to the lowest circle of hell and back again with the PoA exploding. i rest my case.

Johnson on the other hand has been described (on numerous occasions) to be like kenny from south park. you can kill him in the most horrible and painful way you can think of, but in the end, they replace his heart with a baked potato.

  • 07.03.2004 7:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Elite ZZ
REAAAAAD THEEEE BOOOOOOKS.
Keys is dead, Johnson is alive.



Ya know, I may be in love with Halo VIDEO GAME, but not all of us are such halo frecks as to read bocks on the game especially the parts WE ALREADY PLAYED IN THE GAME!!!!!!

  • 07.03.2004 7:29 AM PDT
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As I recall only 1 book of 3 was actually about the game.
Anyway books are cool Tolkien and Philip Pullman are 2 classic examples of great books.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 8:02:57 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 8:02 AM PDT
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thats right u dont have to read the books altho they are a great read (P>S i know altho is splet wrong!)

  • 07.04.2004 2:10 AM PDT
Subject: SARG johnson
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"HIKARU 119 Well he has Boren's syndrom. Basically a neurological disease that scrambles his nueral frquency. Without a stable one a Flood infection form can not get a match and therefore can't inhabit the host."

are u drunk?? wth!! where'd that neural frequency shiit come from!!

[Edited on 7/4/2004 2:14:57 AM]

  • 07.04.2004 2:13 AM PDT
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Posted by: NIRVANA182
"HIKARU 119 Well he has Boren's syndrom. Basically a neurological disease that scrambles his nueral frquency. Without a stable one a Flood infection form can not get a match and therefore can't inhabit the host."

are u drunk?? wth!! where'd that neural frequency shiit come from!!


In First Strike, you learn that he survived the Flood because of an extremely rare disease that causes the frequencies in the brain to go haywire, so the Flood cant make a connection with his nervous system (which is how they infect you) and he is left alone...he "tastes" bad.

  • 07.04.2004 2:23 AM PDT
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heres the books: Fall of Reach. the training of the Spartans, the initial war with the Covenant, the battle around Reach, and tons of other stuff about ships, planets, guns, battles, nuclear bombs, spartans, marines, Dr Halsey, Keyes, Ackerson, Earth and the Pillar of Autumn

The Flood: Every single thing that happened between the Pillar escaping Reach, and the Master Chief escaping Halo. Dont think that u know everythng on Halo cause u played the game on every difficulty, this shows the marines escapes from the PoA, (and of our lovely Pelican pilot, Foehammer) plus the ODST's dropping through space, Keyes being captured in detail (both times), the marines at Alpha Base, where they held off against Covenant AND Flood {they won both times}, the tragedy of Jenkins' infection, the ACTUAL THOUGHTS OF THE FLOOD, and the dillemas of the Covenant, espescially our favorite little Grunt, YapYap.

First Strike: this had a lot of suprises, it has: the meetng up of the Master Cheif with the other human survivers {Seargent Johnsen was there] , the capturein of a covenant flagship by 5 humans, then driving the ship into Threshold's atmosphere while attempting to Slipspace Jump, going back to reach, finding more Spartans and other humans {including Dr Halsey} , evading thousands of angry covies, visiting a pirate space colony, and destroying 500 covenant captal ships in an instant. PLUS!!! exclusive flashbacks of Spartan battles (eg. jumping out of a pelcan at 20,000 feet without parachutes, and living)

these books will really help you understand the Halo universe, and thus immunise you from dangerous flamings.

  • 07.04.2004 2:48 AM PDT
Subject: I wonder how Sarge Johnnson got off
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i like to think that Sgt. Avery Johnson is around so that you can see a friendly, familiar, reoccuring face to egg you on. At least, until you kill him and take his ammo.

Oh, and i counted about 10 Johnsons throughout the game. sometimes more, up to 15.

I once saw two Johnsons in the same room, both alive and glaring at each other.

And i love your Aviator, Dobber83.

And i also love YapYap the Grunt, and the Food Nipple Grunt, and that Grunt that i like to ride to work on...

AND.Ive run out of thngs to say.

  • 07.04.2004 2:57 AM PDT
Subject: SARG johnson
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Okay lets think here, even if you shoot a "flood marine's" or a "flood elite's" head off, it won't stop them. I think that Keyes after he was turned into a flood dude controled the damaged cruiser to go some other place to mingle for a while. Why else would he be in the control center place of the cruiser? Then whamo he shows up in Halo 2 to betray us all...not like he can help it anyway. Just like Kerrigan in StarCraft. As for the Sarge, Tinkerbell gave him some of her fairy dust and they flew away with Peter Pan.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 4:53:32 AM]

  • 07.04.2004 4:51 AM PDT
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that was a very nice point, flood dont need heads to live.... nicely done, but however, flood do die when they get hit with a rocket... (use your imagination) lol

  • 07.04.2004 5:10 AM PDT
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shade the second i have all the books

  • 07.04.2004 11:32 AM PDT
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THE SARGT IS ALIVE BECAUSE HE USED DEAD BODIES AS SHIEDS WHEN THE POA BLEW UP

  • 07.04.2004 11:36 AM PDT
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After the POA blew up it blew up halo so he would end up floating in space. but they probably have his DNA down on earth so they could make him again threw cloning.
LOL

  • 07.04.2004 12:03 PM PDT
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Srgt. Johnson is alive. Keys is dead. I will explain both regardless of my lack of knowlege without the books. OK.
Keys is turned into flood, you bash a hole in his head. He DIES. POA goes BOOM. HE DIES!!!

Johnson. I've been told he gets in a pelican and flys outa there, and used bodies as a defence. Who even said the ewplosion ever reached him? There are pleanty of downed Pelicans on Halo! he just has to find one, do some repairs and PRESTO! instant ship. Flys away.
My opinions

  • 07.04.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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Remember '03 E3 trailer? That is S. Johnson in the pelican; his face, his voice... And yes, in the books he lived.

I have one other therory to throw out, in the endind easter egg, maybe that was S. Johnson... The pelican could have came by, the others could have killed the Elite, then they could have flown away. Remember, that was only a therory.

  • 07.04.2004 12:40 PM PDT
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sarge = alive, keyes = dead Read the books to find out how, i cant be bothered to explain how here.

Also, the spartans were flash cloned to make replacements for their families to stop suspicion, these clones all developed brain disorders, and died, so keyes couldnt have been cloned.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 12:44:22 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 12:42 PM PDT

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