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Subject: why wont they make a halo movie
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ive been playing halo since i got my xbox and ive been reading the books. imean they ive got all these storys and stuff so why dont they make a movie. wouldent that be so awsome.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 3:54:36 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 3:52 PM PDT
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Movies cost a lot of money and time.

And we all know we don't need another Final Fantasy movie...

  • 07.01.2004 3:54 PM PDT
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thats true

  • 07.01.2004 3:55 PM PDT
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but bungies got money! they sold one of the GREATEST games ever!!!

  • 07.02.2004 5:15 AM PDT
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Go to the webmaster. he answeres all. (he already answered this question)

  • 07.02.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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Why does everybody make Halo movie topics?!?! There is so many and they are all bad so stop making topics about Halo movies!! There won't be a Halo movie!

  • 07.02.2004 8:17 AM PDT


I think a movie would be cool. I've been DYING to know how "Master Chief" got that wacky nickname. But there's a danger too. What if Jones and the fellows did a "George Lucas" and started reinventing their universe because they didn't like it anymore?

Just think, what if it turned out Master Chief wasn't a Spartan? Because Spartans are too violent! In this Halo re-imagining, Master Chief would be a thoughtful environmentalist, on a quest to save a rare and fragile orchid from extinction – through non-violent political means. Instead of being called Halo: The Movie, it would be called, FlowerBoy: A Horticultural Hero.

And if Hollywood got a hold of it, they'd Hollywoodify it! By casting a teen heartthrob! Freddie Prinze Jnr.! As Master Chief! That way you can secure the lucrative Cootie demographic. And since Prinze is such a dreamboat Jnr., the Chief's helmet would have a huge, open, peekaboo faceplate so you can see how pretty Prinze is!

And a movie with no love interest is no movie at all. I suggest Kathy Bates as Cortana, older, wiser, more mature and perhaps more skilled in the ways of intergalactic love. Kind of a Mrs. Robinson thing.

And the soundtrack! Tunes from the hippest teen bands, with the title song, "Get Yo Flower On" by Beyonce, featuring Jay Z.

  • 07.02.2004 8:38 AM PDT
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ya, thats the one. LMFAO, the webmaster is -blam!- ing hillarious.

  • 07.02.2004 9:22 AM PDT