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I got it, but it would be wiser to buy a thousand dollar lemon tree. lol

  • 07.01.2004 5:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes gets to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and realizes ....

.... That he's flat broke and can't pay to call the cops!


Halo CMDR hovers low in dropship, and throws Goldeneyes an MA5B. You'll need that!

[Edited on 7/1/2004 5:43:17 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 5:41 PM PDT
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Too many voices!
Must
Run
NOW!

(Trips and falls)

  • 07.01.2004 5:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR

Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes gets to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and realizes ....

.... That he's flat broke and can't pay to call the cops!


Halo CMDR hovers low in dropship, and throws Goldeneyes an MA5B. You'll need that!


midget elvis impersonator jumps and intercepts MA5B and says, Side with the Great Frag Master or die!

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Jackie Chans pis...ummm lemonade stand funded the money for a laser tageting satalite in space in order to target grunts on the ground

  • 07.01.2004 5:43 PM PDT
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Or side with byrum!

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Posted by: ca34786
Jackie Chans pis...ummm lemonade stand funded the money for a laser tageting satalite in space in order to target grunts on the ground


what?!

  • 07.01.2004 5:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR

Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes gets to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and realizes ....

.... That he's flat broke and can't pay to call the cops!


Halo CMDR hovers low in dropship, and throws Goldeneyes an MA5B. You'll need that!



ahhh, too late...

[Edited on 7/1/2004 5:44:47 PM]

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Jackie Chan sets in the coordinates for CMDR or whatever

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Posted by: Goldeneyes
Posted by: Halo CMDR

Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes gets to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and realizes ....

.... That he's flat broke and can't pay to call the cops!


Halo CMDR hovers low in dropship, and throws Goldeneyes an MA5B. You'll need that!



ahhh, too late...


he is then surrounded by midget elvis impersonators and they tell him he can either die or side with Frag Master

  • 07.01.2004 5:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR

Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes gets to the phone. He reaches into his pocket and realizes ....

.... That he's flat broke and can't pay to call the cops!


Halo CMDR hovers low in dropship, and throws Goldeneyes an MA5B. You'll need that!


midget elvis impersonator jumps and intercepts MA5B and says, Side with the Great Frag Master or die!


Halo CMDR takes out his highly modified MA5B, launches a flashbang at the midget, gives Goldeneyes a chance to escape, then jets off in the dropship.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 5:46:47 PM]

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Blow him...to hell!, that is...

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Jackie Chan fires the laser sliceing cmdrs body into millions of cells lyeing on the ground

  • 07.01.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Frag Master's midget elvis impersonators chase after GoldenEyes until he runs out of jet fuel and then gang -blam!- him and beat him up

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cmdr did not find cover or even an effort to move

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Posted by: ca34786
cmdr did not find cover or even an effort to move


lol, actually, I did move. I quickly jetted off in the dropship after I launched the flashbang so you were temporarily blinded as I escaped.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 5:48:59 PM]

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Goldeneyes starts to get more pissed off then scared, so he picks up a midget elvis impersonator and uses him as a club.

  • 07.01.2004 5:49 PM PDT
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AHHH damn it

jackie chan targets goldeneye

[Edited on 7/1/2004 5:50:02 PM]

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Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes starts to get more pissed off then scared, so he picks up a midget elvis impersonator and uses him as a club.


the midget elvis impersonators are now really mad so they gang -blam!- him again and then chain him to a rock and leave him to die under the harsh sun

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Goldeneyes is rescued by the cops that should have come earlier.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 5:51:23 PM]

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jackie chan fires the laser spliting golden eyes up

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see i always end up missing

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The cops arrest Jackie Chan on charges of attempted murder.

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more midgets come and chain Goldeneyes to a rock and leave him to be eaten by Godzilla

*japaneze man stands up and says, "Look! It's Godzilla!" then runs away*

  • 07.01.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR wonders why ca34786 targeted him with that laser.

Goldeneyes, you can join me. ca34786 and Frag Master are obviously your enemies and I definitly recommend you don't side with oompaloompa.

  • 07.01.2004 5:52 PM PDT