- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Goldeneyes
The cops arrest Frag Master and his army of midget elvis impersonators. He is put in a cage that is thrown into an active volcano for crimes against the world.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! quickly midget elvis impersonators! reproduce and make more of yourselves so we can get out of here!
*midget elvis impersonators reproduce together (yucky) and then there are 2 million more of them, enough to make then stand on top of each other and form stairs for Frag Master to walk out of the volcano with*
I'll get even with you, now, Goldeneyes! *shakes fist*
but first I gotta go make some more lemonade ; )