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Subject: Laser War 3
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Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes beats Jackie Chan to near death using his midget club.


hey im inside my shield you cant beat me to a pulp

  • 07.01.2004 5:52 PM PDT
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godzilla eats the cops and ca38473 is safe... for now...

Come to my base! let's regroup and then figure out how to sell more lemonade so we can buy some guns!

  • 07.01.2004 5:53 PM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Halo CMDR wonders why ca34786 targeted him with that laser.

Goldeneyes, you can join me. ca34786 and Frag Master are obviously your enemies and I definitly recommend you don't side with oompaloompa.


I don't want to join anyone!!! All I want is something to drink!! I'm thirsty!!!!

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ca... You were me and Pink's ally in the second war, were you not? Stop killing our allies. Halo CMDR is my friend. He fights cool.

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jackie chan reconnizes the new teams threat and opens a secon lemonade stand

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pimpin' all the way!

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hey this is laser war 3

all of you join us byrum atsumi me and fragmaster

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Frag Master quickly sends a midget elvis impersonator to fetch more lemons for the now angry Jackie Chan

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Posted by: ca34786
hey this is laser war 3

all of you join us byrum atsumi me and fragmaster


yeah, together we can all take out oompaloompa

  • 07.01.2004 5:55 PM PDT
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Jackie chan did not use lemons in his yellow lemonade

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Gimli! Your back! Are you still dead? You shouldn't be now that the 3rd Laser War has started.

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Stays in chains till the chains rot away, then runs to Earth (somehow, phisics people are still working on that one) and gets a huge force of cops to come and arrest everyone who attacked Goldeneyes.

  • 07.01.2004 5:56 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
Jackie chan did not use lemons in his yellow lemonade


Ohhhhhhhhhhh...

*Frag Master smacks midget elvis impersonator carrying lemons, making him drop them*

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Jackie Chan buys two cig cannons on top of his castle to fire at aircraft

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yes but bring prune juice it goes right through him helping the process

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Whats with all the juice talk?

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Posted by: ca34786
yes but bring prune juice it goes right through him helping the process


okay. I've got a better idea...

*Frag Master runs to help Jackie chan "make" some lemonade*

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yes just put it that bucket

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*oompaloompa summons sefiroph, ultima weapon, diamond weapon,and ruby weapon to help protect while he sleeps*

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jackie Chan gets uncle to summon a giant shendu on his side

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The cops arrest Frag Master and his army of midget elvis impersonators. He is put in a cage that is thrown into an active volcano for crimes against the world.

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I make a giant under gruond section 13 in which to rule my mini people

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Halo CMDR coordinates an attack on oompaloompa's cave hideout. He orders a the Arcangel2 to launch 3 shots from the MAC gun at the cavern to try and cave it in.

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oompaloompa hides in the northern cave protected by a mako sheild and 3 of the most powerful creatures in the universe along with sefiroph

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Posted by: Goldeneyes
The cops arrest Frag Master and his army of midget elvis impersonators. He is put in a cage that is thrown into an active volcano for crimes against the world.


NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! quickly midget elvis impersonators! reproduce and make more of yourselves so we can get out of here!

*midget elvis impersonators reproduce together (yucky) and then there are 2 million more of them, enough to make then stand on top of each other and form stairs for Frag Master to walk out of the volcano with*

I'll get even with you, now, Goldeneyes! *shakes fist*

but first I gotta go make some more lemonade ; )

  • 07.01.2004 6:04 PM PDT