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Subject: Laser War 3
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Jackie Chans midjits take goldeneyes to the medical place

then tells everyone to back off im not going crazy

  • 07.01.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes is unconsious due to a lack of water.


midget elvis impersonators -blam!- him in his sleep and giggle like little girls

  • 07.01.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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jackie Chan is happy that someone is enjoying the pizza

  • 07.01.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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yay! i gave some to some dead guy and he woke up and started yelling yay!

Frag Master summons midget elvis impersonators to find and kill goldeneyes

  • 07.01.2004 6:22 PM PDT
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From a concealed location fatalsnipe takes aim with his sniper rifle at Frag Master but alas Frag Master was warned by an ally and fatalsnipe only hit him in the shoulder.

  • 07.01.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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jackie Chan now goes crazy about people getting shot that he presses the button sending the laser directly into the planet killing everyone and the planet

  • 07.01.2004 6:27 PM PDT
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owee!

*midget elvis impersonators find and gang -blam!- fatalsnipe*

I don't know why they do that. they are just really horny bastards! If I let them breed at will, they would overrun the world in a matter of minutes!

  • 07.01.2004 6:28 PM PDT
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YOUR ALL DEAD

dead for piazza

  • 07.01.2004 6:29 PM PDT
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what? you poisoned the pizza?

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! run!!!!!!

  • 07.01.2004 6:30 PM PDT
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Fatalsnipe is glad they used condoms and when they least suspected it he pulled his knife and had slain all the evil midgets.

  • 07.01.2004 6:31 PM PDT
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No someone got shot so now you have to restart

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Posted by: ca34786
jackie Chan now goes crazy about people getting shot that he presses the button sending the laser directly into the planet killing everyone and the planet


i blew up laser war three

  • 07.01.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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no, everyone is not dead. Laser War #4 has not started. ca34786 thought that the lazer had enough power to destroy the planet, but it just exploded, killing him instantly.

[Edited on 7/1/2004 6:33:27 PM]

  • 07.01.2004 6:32 PM PDT
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yay that means i didnt get raped by evil horny elvis impersinating midgets

  • 07.01.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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Posted by: Fatalsnipe9
Fatalsnipe is glad they used condoms and when they least suspected it he pulled his knife and had slain all the evil midgets.


Oh well, I'll just have them reproduce
*midget elvis impersonators have massive orgy and make more of themselves, now they are back to normal numbers.*

  • 07.01.2004 6:33 PM PDT
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LMAO

  • 07.01.2004 6:34 PM PDT
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well then okay...

*horny elvis midget impersonators -blam!- him again, but without condoms*

now fatalsnipe has an STD from them that slowly turns him into a midget elvis impersonator

[Edited on 7/1/2004 6:35:18 PM]

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Posted by: Frag Master
well then okay...

*horny elvis midget impersonators -blam!- him again, but without condoms*

now fatalsnipe has an STD from them that slowly turns him into a midget elvis impersonator


No you cant do that i already killed them when they least suspected it remember, with my knife.

  • 07.01.2004 6:40 PM PDT
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yeah, but they made more of themselves by reproducing

  • 07.01.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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in about 3 minutes you will be under my control! MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 07.01.2004 6:41 PM PDT
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what how can they reproduce if they're dead?

Ya know what i dont wanna know.

Edit: Ok fine but gary coleman quickly gave fatalsnipe the antidote for the horrible STD and fatalsnipe was able to sneak off into the jungle.


Muhahahahaha

[Edited on 7/1/2004 6:44:49 PM]

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Posted by: Fatalsnipe9
what how can they reproduce if they're dead?

Ya know what i dont wanna know.

Edit: Ok fine but gary coleman quickly gave fatalsnipe the antidote for the horrible STD and fatalsnipe was able to sneak off into the jungle.


Muhahahahaha


until he was found by the elvis midgets and raped again... bum bum bummmmmm!!!!! (without condoms) now there is no more antidote left and you will be under my control in 2 minutes!!!!

  • 07.01.2004 6:48 PM PDT
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well c u guys later I'm gonna go play halo

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Ajentkay sits herself down on her famous rock and reminds everyone that no one may enter her domain without her good graces. You must be invited or granted permission. And do NOT make my rock into a dirty place. Or Else.

  • 07.01.2004 7:11 PM PDT
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finalwaltz accidently wanders onto the battle feild, dust and blood are everywhere, a gang of midgets are humping each other, a giant burning laser cannon floats in the sky, and finalwaltz wonders what the hell is going on.

  • 07.01.2004 7:24 PM PDT