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How do you become a forum Ninja? I'm just curious, I kinda want to be one, but I doubt Bungie would make me one. I know what one does since I have my own group, but I'm kind of curious how to become one, is there some kind of test or something?

  • 03.19.2005 3:05 PM PDT
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Every post is a test. When Bungie needs new moderators/ninjas for the forums, they'll ask some of the most trustworthy members if they are willing to moderate.

  • 03.19.2005 3:20 PM PDT
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Ok, could I have it explained again................in a way I can understand

  • 03.19.2005 3:43 PM PDT

- Mike

Ok bungie will pick people that they think can repesent the forums. You have to be helpful, nice, and have a hot mom. Also you can't ask to be one.

- Antiherosk8er (Mike says take a number, your number 100,782!)

  • 03.19.2005 4:33 PM PDT
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But pirates are way cooler than ninjas... They say things like, "Arrr" and "Yo ho" and "Plank!"

  • 03.19.2005 4:41 PM PDT
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
But pirates are way cooler than ninjas... They say things like, "Arrr" and "Yo ho" and "Plank!"

And while the pirate is busy saying that, the ninja sneaks up behind him and slips a dagger into his back.
Ninja>Pirate

  • 03.19.2005 5:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Itachi sama
Posted by: Captain K Mart
But pirates are way cooler than ninjas... They say things like, "Arrr" and "Yo ho" and "Plank!"

And while the pirate is busy saying that, the ninja sneaks up behind him and slips a dagger into his back.
Ninja>Pirate

The ninja forgot that the pirate will turn into a ghost and haunt the ninja for the rest of his life.

  • 03.19.2005 5:37 PM PDT
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Yeah being a ninja is cool, having more power and avatars. Don't hold your breath on becoming one because they barely ask anyone.

  • 03.19.2005 6:13 PM PDT

Posted by: BlackEye319
Yeah being a ninja is cool, having more power and avatars. Don't hold your breath on becoming one because they barely ask anyone.


Because barely anyone is trustworthy and responsible enough to be given the power and authority.

  • 03.19.2005 9:27 PM PDT
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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Bungie asks people if they are interested in becoming a forum moderator. There is no (that I am aware of) application process. And there is only The Path once you accept. You must eat the path.


"You shall have joy or you shall have power,"
said God; "you shall not have both."

Ralph Waldo Emerson
Journals, October, 1842


I understand the quote...but does the path come with dipping sauce?

  • 03.19.2005 9:48 PM PDT
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Eat the Path?

[color=white]I thought the path started with a phone call, a gruffy vaguley simien voice, telling you to go the airport with your tickets that are suddenly accessible. You struggle to find the terminal.....Then you do, Terminal 7. From there you look around, daunted by the airliners and private lear jets to find a simple bike with the chain running a cog attached to a turning a crank which is in turn attached to a shaft with propellers coming off of it. Then you make it to your destination, Hawaii. Upon arriving you are rendered unconcious and wake up in a cage, naked. The rest is a blur, and after what seems like years you find yourself chained to a computer with a browser that will only access Bungie. net.[/color]

Is that not the path Recon?

  • 03.20.2005 12:03 AM PDT
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Posted by: VII Toast
Posted by: Captain K Mart
But pirates are way cooler than ninjas... They say things like, "Arrr" and "Yo ho" and "Plank!"

...and they go find booty.

And occasisionally some treasure too... ;-)

Tristan ;-)

  • 03.20.2005 1:50 AM PDT
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Yo Halo53, I'm real happy for you and I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce had one of the best bungie.net profiles of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Posted by: antiherosk8er
You have to be helpful, nice, and have a hot mom.


Well I've got all 3...

  • 03.20.2005 4:58 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halo53
Posted by: antiherosk8er
You have to be helpful, nice, and have a hot mom.


Well I've got all 3...


The 3rd one shouldn't be bragged about... you should always deny any comments made about the hotness of your own mom... Otherwise you appear strange to other people...

Tristan ;-)

  • 03.20.2005 5:02 AM PDT
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^ hey he is right you do appear strange!

  • 03.20.2005 8:12 AM PDT
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Posted by: Captain K Mart
Posted by: Itachi sama
Posted by: Captain K Mart
But pirates are way cooler than ninjas... They say things like, "Arrr" and "Yo ho" and "Plank!"

And while the pirate is busy saying that, the ninja sneaks up behind him and slips a dagger into his back.
Ninja>Pirate

The ninja forgot that the pirate will turn into a ghost and haunt the ninja for the rest of his life.



Oh helllllll no you all have it wrong. This is the correct idea. I give you Chris The Ninja Pirate

  • 03.20.2005 10:34 PM PDT
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Hai Yarrrr....

Tristan ;-)

  • 03.20.2005 11:42 PM PDT
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I have all the answers.....well....sorta

  • 03.21.2005 2:05 AM PDT
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No... very hairy Lee has the answers!

Tristan ;-)

  • 03.21.2005 2:06 AM PDT
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If you post on these forums for the sole purpose of trying to become a ninja then you are wasting time. You could go into sunshine and dance, dance, DANCE UNTIL YOU DIED!!!

  • 03.21.2005 7:26 AM PDT
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Why dance?Go eat Jello and enjoy it's jiggly goodness.

  • 03.21.2005 8:12 AM PDT
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Havinga samuri sword is a prerequsite.

  • 03.21.2005 12:41 PM PDT

Funny how all the wanna-be mods came here :)

Anyhoo, if I was going to nominate a new mod, it would be VII Toast, for sure.

  • 03.21.2005 12:53 PM PDT