- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
he did, and then he's gonna build a giant robot that he can get into and control, with miniguns and crap. it will be pink with hippos painted on the side, then he will come down to earth and f-u-c-k-i-n-g destroy all the sewer plants so there will be $hit all over the streets. Then he will take over the body of an elite and start randomly raping jackals till they die. he will then put a virus into cortana and he will force her to become his sex slave. Then Master chief will betray humanity and have a 3-some with them. it will kick ass.