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Subject: They need a halo movie
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  • last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT

Hey guys,
My friends and i have been complaining that bungie should pursue a movie career.....for an epic halo movie series.....they could follow the books or maybe a different story...but it would be the only movie better then matrix...it would sell thats for sure...im just hoping one of the admins reads this and they actually think about this when they are done with H2....
If u read this plz give somoe ideas of what the movies should be like.....and what actors
peace out see ya

  • 07.01.2004 11:56 PM PDT

I think that the Webmaster put it best:

I think a movie would be cool. I've been DYING to know how "Master Chief" got that wacky nickname. But there's a danger too. What if Jones and the fellows did a "George Lucas" and started reinventing their universe because they didn't like it anymore?

Just think, what if it turned out Master Chief wasn't a Spartan? Because Spartans are too violent! In this Halo re-imagining, Master Chief would be a thoughtful environmentalist, on a quest to save a rare and fragile orchid from extinction – through non-violent political means. Instead of being called Halo: The Movie, it would be called, FlowerBoy: A Horticultural Hero.

And if Hollywood got a hold of it, they'd Hollywoodify it! By casting a teen heartthrob! Freddie Prinze Jnr.! As Master Chief! That way you can secure the lucrative Cootie demographic. And since Prinze is such a dreamboat Jnr., the Chief's helmet would have a huge, open, peekaboo faceplate so you can see how pretty Prinze is!

And a movie with no love interest is no movie at all. I suggest Kathy Bates as Cortana, older, wiser, more mature and perhaps more skilled in the ways of intergalactic love. Kind of a Mrs. Robinson thing.

And the soundtrack! Tunes from the hippest teen bands, with the title song, "Get Yo Flower On" by Beyonce, featuring Jay Z.


[Edited on 7/2/2004 1:37:44 AM]

  • 07.02.2004 1:37 AM PDT