- Papa Bear 006
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- Exalted Member
"Seems to me you should spend less time on that article and more time working on that novel you've been working on!!!"
Lol, like freakin, an army is gonna be rushing over the hills in the distance towards Bungie studios, and Gerome has like a spartan suit on, and his minor security people are next to him in ODST suits, and they are staring out at the force of vicious teenage zombers, as black clouds unfurl in a bloodred sky. Gerome and his sidekicks then unsling their shotguns and take up positions near the entrance; desks and couches kicked over as cover. Then the army pounds against the windows and doors, and all chaos unfolds as shots are fired. Then Gerome stands up and says to the minor security guards "Make sure the Bungie staff and properties get out of the building safely." and then rushes toward the window, turning his head back only to yell "I'll buy you time, GOOO!!!" as he jumps through the window and into the sea of vicious attackers. Then, the minor security guards get everyone to the top of the building, and you all have great fun riding the zipline down to safety. THE END.
I'll just leave this here...
And Gerome is the superintendent.
I think Gerome is pretty cool guy. Eh wrestles bears, directs ODST's to safety, and doesn't afraid of anything.