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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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Halo notices the com link finally established with Xeroh's ship. "This is Halo CMDR. Xeroh, halt at once. As you can see, I obstructed your path with a black hole. I can't allow you to tamper with the Godsend's relics. I don't want to shoot, but if you continue your path towards the center of the galaxy, I won't hesitate to open fire."

  • 07.04.2004 7:12 PM PDT
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Terminus looking for the light switch in Xeroh's ship accidently activates all the weapons. They start to systematically destroy everything around it.

  • 07.04.2004 7:13 PM PDT
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XEROH is no longer in the ship!!!!!! I am.

  • 07.04.2004 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gimli
Alright, thanks, yo. With the approval of the Triumvirate, I am going to be a hermit, and live in a hut on the waterfront on Pink Menace's land. BTW, Dolourus, I'm glad that someone other than me kept their avatar the same. It's hard to recognize people. lol.


Heh. Well, it helps to build a personality here with consistency. Probably the same reason Obbi didn't change her's after her "confessions." This one was always my favorite. Just the pose, and the fact it's marathon.

  • 07.04.2004 7:15 PM PDT
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Posted by: Dolorous
Posted by: Gimli
Alright, thanks, yo. With the approval of the Triumvirate, I am going to be a hermit, and live in a hut on the waterfront on Pink Menace's land. BTW, Dolourus, I'm glad that someone other than me kept their avatar the same. It's hard to recognize people. lol.


Heh. Well, it helps to build a personality here with consistency. Probably the same reason Obbi didn't change her's after her "confessions." This one was always my favorite. Just the pose, and the fact it's marathon.

Yeah. I don't take Menace as seriously, because he doesn't look as humourous (or human) without that caricature of Sg. Johnson.

  • 07.04.2004 7:18 PM PDT
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It's just because it's the 4th... people are all out having *real* fun and enjoying themselves. I will too in a bit. I'll be back by tomorrow guys. Happy hunting!

And Xeroh... *shakes fist* I shall be watching.

  • 07.04.2004 7:20 PM PDT
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Meh. I'm Canadian, yo? My happy day should have been 3 days ago, but I had to work. Crap.

  • 07.04.2004 7:26 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

once again lieut_pat must sign off, good night all. And to Xeroh's hunters, she must have a new ship, i nuked hers. Please read page 9 for details.

Until the morn,
Pat

Note: I'll only be posting in the afternoon as i'm busy for most of the day.

  • 07.04.2004 7:46 PM PDT
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*FINNALY WAKES UP*oh crap...where am I? hello?
*notices that the ship is screaming alarms.*starts dancing in panic*
Christ,don't they have any lifepods here?*suddenly the ship shakes violently*
Bucky runs in circles until he trips and falls into a lifepod.
the lifepod fires out of the exploding ship.

  • 07.04.2004 7:46 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink_Menace is starting to agree with Gimli about everything. His avatar, the peace thing, the xlax transportation, its all true! I would turn evil except I have too much to lose... Anyone else feel free too however...

  • 07.04.2004 8:16 PM PDT
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How many Laser Wars have there been? And is this one any different?

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There has been three, and this is the 3rd. There had been 2 unofficial Laser War #3s, but they were banned.

  • 07.04.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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migjht as well open up this can of fudge,I guess I'm gonna be in space for a while.
*suddenly,the ship hits the earth*Oh...okay...never mind...
Bucky crawls out of the pod.he notices that one of the native creatures is staring at him.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
the native creature flips him off and growls malevolently.

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w00t! Pink is back to normal. hey Spartan 096, why doesn't your PM work? Halo CMDR, you should chand your avatar back. You can't be a Halo Commander if you have a Marathon avatar. lol.

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*Comes back to life life as a megalomaniac living asteroid that eats small planets and -blam!-s human life pods*

How about that menace?

  • 07.04.2004 8:24 PM PDT
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The forces of Aiur will annhiliate you before you can do anything to them, but feel free to assault the life pods, providing they are empty.

  • 07.04.2004 8:26 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Ok. I am truely sorry for this my close allys and especially the members of the trimeter thingy, Halo, Excommunicado, and especially the Praetor whom I have grown to know and hold in the higest esteem. Also to Gimli, who has never let me down. But, this is what fate has decided.

Once brigh afternoon, whilst in the middle of studying the techquiniques of greater Magi that have long passed away, Pink_Menace feels the urge to merge with the universe stronger then he ever has before. He concentrates on calming his mind, but to no avail. Soon, he is not able to resist and merges with the universe, once again feeling that maddening sense of total power and control. While his thoughts become set on destruction, one thought of good remains. One of his close allys, and how he must escape this new prison of the very lines that define the universe to keep himself from destroying all that he once fought for and trained to defend for centuries. Slowly, this thought fadses to the far reaches of his mind and he becomes set on destruction af all. The only one who is able to stop him is the one whom he once bowed to. Dolorous.

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Posted by: Gimli
w00t! Pink is back to normal. hey Spartan 096, why doesn't your PM work? Halo CMDR, you should chand your avatar back. You can't be a Halo Commander if you have a Marathon avatar. lol.

My PM sucks. Actually I don't know why...

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Posted by: Gimli
w00t! Pink is back to normal. hey Spartan 096, why doesn't your PM work? Halo CMDR, you should chand your avatar back. You can't be a Halo Commander if you have a Marathon avatar. lol.


lol, yeah your right. I'l change it back. I just changed it to the Marathon symbol because I thought that it was the symbol of the Auir empire.

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I walk alone in the snowy planet of Avalon.I have walked for days...until I have found a temple.this temple is mine now.
I believe it was abandoned before anyone ever worshipped in it.
I shall call it the temple of Molag 'de Aruhn.

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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Posted by: Gimli
w00t! Pink is back to normal. hey Spartan 096, why doesn't your PM work? Halo CMDR, you should chand your avatar back. You can't be a Halo Commander if you have a Marathon avatar. lol.


lol, yeah your right. I'l change it back. I just changed it to the Marathon symbol because I thought that it was the symbol of the Auir empire.


We were going to make a symbol to put in your sig. Suggestions, anyone? How about:

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() [o] ()
|||||()||||| That looks ok.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:38:38 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 8:37 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

*gasp* nobody is going to comment on me going evil? What has this Laser War come too?

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:39:31 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 8:38 PM PDT
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I await the counsil of anyone who needs it. And hot dogs.free hot dogs with fries.

  • 07.04.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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Spartan-096 decides to form an army. A devestating army. One with vast killing capibilities. An army. The Spartans and Flood, 343-Guilty Spark, sentenals, and best but not least, me. Ajournd, my army of unstoppable onslaught, go now and train for the upcoming victory. Although you Flood, you need tactics. Come to my training room Thursday,noon.

  • 07.04.2004 8:41 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

"You anger me, insulant child! *Lightning bolt comes out of nowhere and strikes Bucky. Bucky holds up a sign reading "Ouch", but other then that and his scorched body, has no other injurys. Pink_Menace then heals his wounds.*

He then gives Bucky a racecar for his suffering

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:43:14 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 8:42 PM PDT