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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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Posted by: Pink Menace
*gasp* nobody is going to comment on me going evil? What has this Laser War come too?


I'm still your ally, Pink, so if you go evil, I do too. Don't go evil. Spartan 096, your corner is now unguarded. That thing is sacred. Or is your army made to protect your corner? If you have left it unguarded to recruit, you should leave it under some sort of protection. let byrum protect it, or something. lol.

  • 07.04.2004 8:44 PM PDT
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Yay! *runs into a tree,a fifty foot tree*

  • 07.04.2004 8:44 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hmm... mabye you should use this. *Repairs Buckys racecar and puts an AI in it. Better?*

Dude, Gimli, thanks so much man. The last thing I wanted right now is to have everyone against me. I know I can always count on you. Thanks a lot man.

Gimli, I dont want you to go evil if you dont want too, but hey. Im evil now and out to destroy all life not mine or my alys. However, if you want to stay, I give you my Pinnacle of Auir and my position in the triuvariate.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:49:36 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gimli
Posted by: Pink Menace
*gasp* nobody is going to comment on me going evil? What has this Laser War come too?


I'm still your ally, Pink, so if you go evil, I do too. Don't go evil. Spartan 096, your corner is now unguarded. That thing is sacred. Or is your army made to protect your corner? If you have left it unguarded to recruit, you should leave it under some sort of protection. let byrum protect it, or something. lol.

My army is meant to defend my purpose. My corner is not unguarded, I have become a Taoist. I am. I am in two places at once. In my corner, and leading my army on Shaheen Hafez's back. I just am.

  • 07.04.2004 8:50 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

You guard that corner religiously... here. *Gives Spartan98 a racecar and a a grape* "You earned it."

  • 07.04.2004 8:51 PM PDT
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*parks car in front of Molag de Aruhn* car:Have a nice day!
Bucky sits and pulls out a bag of Cheez Its.
Anybody need guidance?Hot dogs? Stock rates?

  • 07.04.2004 8:53 PM PDT
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Taoisim isn't a religion. It is a form of Buddisim. It is very hard to understand.

  • 07.04.2004 8:53 PM PDT
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Yeah,well,i believe in Daedricism.

  • 07.04.2004 8:56 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

no. Im saying you guard you corner without ceasing, you guard it so much it seems as if it has become a relegion.

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Yeah, but let's not discuss religion. This will get blocked.

  • 07.04.2004 8:57 PM PDT
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can I join you in your quest for peace,justice,and obiteration of all other life forms?:>

  • 07.04.2004 8:57 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Whos quest... I need names here

  • 07.04.2004 9:06 PM PDT
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I have almost guarded my corner enough to make it a untouchable corner. My quest is almost at a end. Shaheen Hafez, you are my last hope to lead us into battle. Fly, use your powerful legs to ride into battle. I shall be first. I am the last hope for the Tarkadians. I just am.

  • 07.04.2004 9:07 PM PDT
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I wanna be a Daedria warlord! *summons up a skeleton who turns it's head and says "Hi" *

  • 07.04.2004 9:10 PM PDT
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"Warriors. You are here to defend my purpose. Shaheen Hafez, you will lead us into battle. I will ride on your back into battle. We will fight! Until no one is left standing! Tarkadian warriors! Hafez, allow me on your holy back and we shall leave to train." I say. Shaheen Hafez lets me, and I take out my sword, this shall be a honorable fight, no technology. I put on my black cape and ride along with 700,000 soldiers. I say," Ya! SHaheen Hafez! Ya!" And we leave for battle.

  • 07.04.2004 9:19 PM PDT
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meanwhile,Bucky is busy sommoning up armies of skeletons.he comes up with a total of 266,7890 skeletons.
"Now let us ride into batltle for no explicit reason!Whoha! And by us I mean you!"

  • 07.04.2004 9:27 PM PDT
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Who?

  • 07.04.2004 9:31 PM PDT
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my Daedra,that's who.

  • 07.04.2004 9:32 PM PDT
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Ahhhh. Shaheen Hafez, run to the Lord Azuilsik's Castle. Me, the Hafez of The Sacred Corner has been working on her reputation. She is no longer just a person. She is a person with a pupose.

  • 07.04.2004 9:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Ahhhh. Shaheen Hafez, run to the Lord Azuilsik's Castle. Me, the Hafez of The Sacred Corner has been working on her reputation. She is no longer just a person. She is a person with a pupose.

What is a pupose? A crap sculpture? lol. Bad place for a typo, last word in italics. Pink, I have always been your ally, so I'm evil, too. Sorry Aiur guys. I'll try not to kill you or anything. I still think that the evil signature symbol should be:
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That makes a good flag, eh, Pink?

  • 07.04.2004 10:01 PM PDT
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the skeletons march half a mile before falling into a massive fault.

.....
so much for me raising a army of one nation.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:03:10 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:02 PM PDT
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lol. Bernie is good at breaking up the flow.

  • 07.04.2004 10:03 PM PDT
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Bucky walks to the fault and looks down into it.

"Yeesshh!!"he shudders.

  • 07.04.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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Yeah, I suck at typing. I'll let you know my purpose is to eliminate all people who stand against me in a unimaganable way. I have earned the right to be a leader among my people. I say," Long live Shaheen Hafez!!" I am his servant, a high servant in ranks, but a General, I say,"Do not insult the way of Saheen, you will be tortured if you do."

  • 07.04.2004 10:05 PM PDT
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Who is Shaheen Hafez? Pun name like Mike Rotch or Mike Hunt (Shaheen 1/2 ass)? Your boyfriend? Father? Brother? Cook? Pastor? Change your avatar back, because your name says Spartan, but you av does not.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:08:51 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:07 PM PDT