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Bucky summons his magical powers to become...*gasp!* a grunt!

GOD DAMNIT I WANTED S'MORES!

  • 07.04.2004 10:08 PM PDT
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Gimli uses his machine to give Bucky some s'mores.

  • 07.04.2004 10:13 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gimli
Who is Shaheen Hafez? Pun name like Mike Rotch or Mike Hunt (Shaheen 1/2 ass)? Your boyfriend? Father? Brother? Cook? Pastor? Change your avatar back, because your name says Spartan, but you av does not.

Shaheen=White Falcon
Hafez=Guardian
Now when you put them together, you get 'White Falcon guardian'. It is Arabic. He is an Arabian horse I made up to sooth my soul in the hour of frustration. He has black fur, wings. ( Shut up about it, I don't want to talk about it.) Oh and I don't have a boyfriend. *rolls eyes at the comment* ANd why should I change my avatar, your not my leader.

  • 07.04.2004 10:14 PM PDT
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Bucky sobs like a unconsolable hyena.

"why?Why?I wanted s'mores! my powers are useless!"

  • 07.04.2004 10:16 PM PDT
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Mooman stares oddly at Bucky, then goes and makes a s'more over a campfire with hershey's milk chocolate, some generic grahm crackers, and some stay puft marshmallows.

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well, i'm out for the night. i'm probably not going to be on much tomorrow, so nobody go and blow me up until i get back, ok?

happy 4th all!

  • 07.04.2004 10:20 PM PDT
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S'mores?

  • 07.04.2004 10:21 PM PDT
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Bucky stops his bizzare wheezing and begins summoning an army of undead koalas.
Bucky:BUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  • 07.04.2004 10:24 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Oh and I don't have a boyfriend. *rolls eyes at the comment* ANd why should I change my avatar, your not my leader.

True enough, but I was only making a suggestion. And I forgot how old you were with the b/f comment. How could I be so stupid? j/k. Gimli makes a koala trap. HAHAHA!!!

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:26:22 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:25 PM PDT
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*one of the Koalas hugs Gimli*
Koala:I love you...
Gimli's eyes grow wide with fear.

  • 07.04.2004 10:28 PM PDT
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Gimli's eyes grow wider. One of Gimli's eyes falls on the ground. He blows it off and puts it back in. "Three second rule."

Edit: And he gives the koala back to Bucky.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:35:48 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:35 PM PDT
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Bucky looks down upon his fallen minion.

you have failed me.

Bucky eats the koala.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:42:32 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:39 PM PDT
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Gimli passes Bucky the ketchup.

  • 07.04.2004 10:42 PM PDT
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As the dust clears, Excommunicado stands once more to glance over the destruction he has wrought on the massive gate.
Dusting himself off, he warily crept into the dark chamber.

From deep into the darkness, came a deep rumbling sound. Excommunicado clenched his teeth as sconces ignited- as if out of thin air- one by one, outlining the chambers walls, and revealing trinkets of Kings of the former empire. The jewels glistened; casting an eery red glow.

The rumbling grew louder, and turned into dark, demonic incantations. Now, apart from the chanting came the sound of something very large, moving.

Excommunicado drew his sword, blade ringing with a most potent resonance.

At that moment, the creature drew itself into the light, and stayed motionless, as if frozen, with two glistening orange eyes staring down upon Excommunicado, who returned the stare equally as intensely.

The beast stood 15 feet high, a powerful juggernaut of a monster, made entirely of stone. As it moved, stones creaked, and with every step it made, the sound lashed Excommunicado's ears.

"Well, this could be a slight problem," said Excommunicado as he sheathed his sword and popped his nect. The monster charged forward with the onset of battle, fervent with rage against the intruder.

As it lunged towards him, Excommunicado leapt to meet his opponent, and upon impact, clung to his foe and scrambled up onto the beasts head.
As the guardian swung its arms to maul Excommunicado, Ex leapt up to the roof, to which he found a hold and hung from. The monster, upon losing his foe, slammed the ground in rage.

Struggling to keep his hold on the small invert of the ceiling, he tried as best he could to recall the words of the spell that would definitely conquer his formidable opponent.
As the creature hurled stones across the room, the words came to Excommunicado like an unexpected gift. He dropped 20 feet to the floor, with the words on his lips...
"Eyiscai/iunis/ealah, yiscai/iunis/ealah, yiscai/iunis/ealah, yiscai/iunis/ealah, EANIA!"
As he screamed the final word, he felt the exhilarating rush as the magic flowed through him, intoxicating him with a most warm and pleasant feeling.

The floor beneath the creature instantaneously turned a bright glowing red, and the creature started sinking into the molten rock. It let off a tearing high- pitched scream, and flailed helplessly as the molten orifice devoured it whole.

As soon as the rush came, it had left Excommunicado, and he collapsed onto the stone floor- now cold from the recently subisded spell. Drained of all energy, Excommunicado willed his head up to gaze upon the Sceptre of Inali. It glowed with a faint radiance, illuminating the room and casting misshapen shadows.

The prospect of his victory gave rise to newfound energy in Excommunicado, as he shoved the ground beneath him, and struggled to his feet. Once again attaining his full stature, Excommunicado took the sceptre and braced himself for the long trek ahead, and forged his way through the darkness, led by the majestic power of the sceptre.

  • 07.04.2004 10:43 PM PDT
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good job, ex. You kicked that stone beastie's hiney, but I would have just SPNKred him. lol.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:45:54 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:45 PM PDT
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I look at my army, me at the top of a hill. 'They are ready,' I think to myself, 'I have waited many years for this moment. They will patrol the area, if there is a war, we will defend the victim, unless it is our ally. We will crush our opponants with the slighest aggressive action.' I sit on Sheheen Hafez's back, sword drawn, cape flowing in the wind, I say to myself, " What flows like water? What reflects like a mirror? What responds like an echo?" I let you decide. " Riders of Tarkadia, we ride to war, to victory! Let us not waste this time to be won."
We ride, some guarding my corner. My cape flying in the wind, we start with a trot, to a canter, to a gallop. My sword gleaming in the sunlight, I pray, we will last the night. Askari.

  • 07.04.2004 10:49 PM PDT
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Bucky finishes his Australian dinner and begins staring thoughtfully off into the distance.the wind brushes dramatically into his face at this point.he bares his teeth into the wind.

Bucky:"eddies inthe space time continium..."

Gimli;"is he,is he...."

Bucky;'....I sense it is a temple master...of the temple Inali..."

Gimli:Eddie's a temple master?

Excommunicado suddenly materializes in front of Bucky and Gimli.Gimli grabs his chest and falls to the ground.he remains motionless.
Bucky sneezes.

  • 07.04.2004 10:50 PM PDT
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Gimli wonders why he fell to the ground. He gets back up.

  • 07.04.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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Then he realizes why he fell. Because he was tired because it is late. He falls back down and goes to sleep, protected by his clone. Spartan 096, you are the only other person on. Can you protect me whilst I snooze, please? Goodnight, at any rate. Bucky, killing me will not help you, because I have in my fortress, the s'more making machine. I will give Spartan and you s'mores if I am not dead when I wake up. I am the only one who can enter or find my fort.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:55:04 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:53 PM PDT
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I can't but I can give you 15 soldiers that have not spent a day without fight on Halo.

  • 07.04.2004 10:55 PM PDT
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thx, gnite

  • 07.04.2004 10:55 PM PDT
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are you reallly tired? i was having fun ...

Bucky looks down at Gimli and throws him a koala.he then runs triumphfully into the sunset for no adequetly explored reason,where he trips on a rock and falls face first,rendering him unconcsious.

  • 07.04.2004 10:58 PM PDT
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15 of my company, guard Gimli with the out most respect. Kill whatever threatens him. Move out!

I hold my sword out in front of me, as if I were expecting something to happen. I sit there on Shaheen's back, my black cape flowing in the wind. I don't trust the way nature is acting. It seems restless. Nature always flows the way it is meant. But this, was not acting accordingly to the way it was supposed to.

I look towards the south. A black cloud appears out of the horizen. I wake my army, get the scout Afari to see what tribe they are from.
The scout returns, with news. " They are from the Akari tribe, Lord Kericaa, ma'am." he said, panting.

"I see," I said," are you positive?" " Yes, ma'am. Lord Kericaa himself was there as well. Leading the group." I smile at the name of the Lord and the Akari tribe. " Very well, send our armies to meet his. I will have to talk to my old friend." I felt a gust of wind, blowing my hair towards the north. The wind is calling me.

I leave to the south, my army along with me. The Akari tribe threatens me, before they know who I am. I bekon them with me. Lord Kericaa allows me to take command of his army. Since I have stratigic abilities, he gave his power to me. Now I have and army of, oh, 700,000+600,009=130,000,09. I have power now. Fear me my foes. I'll give you a hint, " A fish can't whistle, neither can I." Answer that my foes.

  • 07.04.2004 11:14 PM PDT
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Wow this whole story went completely down the -blam!-ter, Ex seems to be the only serious one left. Wait, I forgot about Spartan, but you guys seem to be on two completely different stories?

  • 07.04.2004 11:15 PM PDT
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Well I'm tired, considering I just fought a 15 foot rock monster and expended all of my energy on a spell...

Excommunicado stumbles up the steps of the library- where the bookkeeper is waiting for him. He helps Excommunicado prop himself up, and they hobble inside.

The doors slam shut like a sudden blast of thunder, shattering the tranquility of the night...



And to my fellow Consuls- will you allow Mooman to be admitted into Auir? He claims to have something that would be very useful to our nation...

And to everyone- Could you guys please try to keep it somewhat on topic- we wouldnt want the unspeakable to happen- what happened to the first Laser War. I don't mean to be rude, I just want you to be careful.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:19:25 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 11:16 PM PDT
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Yes, I am the leader of Tarkadia, and Ex, well, I don't know where he is at.

  • 07.04.2004 11:18 PM PDT