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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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Bucky wakes up and realizes that it is time to step up up and do the right thing.

he makes himself a mustard and baloneey sandwich.

but then he realizes that he must help Spartan096
in battle.he runs off with the flag of daedra and his legion of koalas.


PS.gnite.

  • 07.04.2004 11:19 PM PDT
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Hey I'm gonna be online for like another 2 hours and I need something to do.. do either of you mind if I play your bad guys or NPC's? Like I could have been the rock monster..

  • 07.04.2004 11:21 PM PDT
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Spartan 096- You once supplied me with your services, and to which I am indebted- so I will send forth my Dragonriders to assist you in battle. Their cunning should provide a valuable key to your strategy to attain the upper hand.

  • 07.04.2004 11:21 PM PDT
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Thank you,
I am suffering my opponents with a question though...

  • 07.04.2004 11:22 PM PDT
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"A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.

A fish can't whistle, neither can I.

Why does a chicken, I don't know why."

And, "What follows you but never gives up?"

  • 07.04.2004 11:31 PM PDT
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A dark presence from the outskirts of the universe begins to stretch itself towards Auir... invisible tendrils reach down onto Spartan's army, impaling itself into few of her soldiers... Some scream and scratch at thier eyes... Others unsheath their weapons and start to attack adjacent soldiers in berserk fits of rage... They are quickly dealt with by fellow soldiers and the presence disappears as quickly as it came, leaving only a curtain of depression over the army.

  • 07.04.2004 11:38 PM PDT
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Halo advances his ship ever so slowly towards Xeroh's cruiser. "This is Halo CMDR, respond now", Halo speaks through the com link. Still no response. The ship did not seem to move at all, as if frozen in space, but both the Arcangel2 and her ship were pretty close to the black hole he had created. Suddenly, bullets come blazing from Xeroh's cruiser from multiple sides of its port hull. Bullets pinged off and peppered the engine of the Arcangel2. The engine and core were now below 60%. Apparently, there were several, nearly hundreds of proximity turrets placed all over that ship that were programmed to fire at anything comming within a few thousand kilometers.

Halo had depleted his Mz-23 ammo, along with his QS gun. He didn't have time to install the Archer missile pods from the APCs to the Arcangel2. He ordered his longsword fighters to destroy all of the proximity turrets on the port hull of Xeroh's cruiser. In minutes, the longsword fighters flew out of the starboard docking bay of the Arcangel2. A couple of the longswords were shot down before they even had a chance to attack. The fighters finally reached their targets and begun quickly dispatching several of them.

The engines were now at 32%, and didn't respond at all. Unfortunately, every proximity turret diverted and aimed towards the longsword fighters and in a few seconds, 8/10 of the squadron had been eliminated. There was still half of the port side turrets left. The turrets quickly returned their fire to the Arcangel2.

Halo needed help quick, or the turrets would take out his engines completely and he would slowly fall into the black hole. He decides to establish an emergency com link with Pink Menace and Excommunicado for help. "This -s Halo CMDR, I--eed -our hel-p qu-ck, t-e Arcang--two is under heavy atta_k. Need to dis-ble Xeroh's cruis---... "Sir! The comm system is down!"

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:43:20 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 11:38 PM PDT
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Spartan 096 comes to a conclusion that Para-whatever Ninja is a enemy. And my soldiers have trained in this matter before. They wiped out lot's of your men. I have been keeping a good eye on my tribe, the El-Marees. Lord Kericaa gets anxious, and sends his tribe, the Akari's to war, but I say," No, you put them under my command, my lord. You have no power over them." I get up on Shaheen Hafez's back, and I ride out with my army.

  • 07.04.2004 11:45 PM PDT
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The presence in space reaches toward the conflict in space. The pillar of invisible dark energy splits into two, and the columns advance towards the ship like the tongue of a snake tasting the air. The force envelopes the ships and saturates them, and then instantly coalesces into superdense matter in both of thier fusion core couplings. Both ships are instantly left 'dead in the water', running on only enough backup power for life support. The presence sweeps out of the ship and envelopes the black hole. It retreats back to the outskirts of space, leaving fragments of the hole as it goes, rendering it harmless.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:48:34 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 11:47 PM PDT
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Spartan 096 made a move and asks para-whatever ninja, this simple question...

A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.

A fish can't whistle, neither can I.

Why does a chicken, I don't know why.

Answer: You have to figure it out. It's not literal.

  • 07.04.2004 11:50 PM PDT
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I'm not role playing myself, and I honestly don't really care about riddles when theres armies ready to clash (no offence) I bet it's way beyond my scope of intelligence anyway. It doesn't even look like a question to me, just three lines of strange statements?

  • 07.04.2004 11:53 PM PDT
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It is not a riddle. It is a power statement.

  • 07.04.2004 11:54 PM PDT
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Then why does a statement need an answer? A statement for example, ''The fox is orange''. Whether you say yes, the fox is orange, or no, the fox is green, the fox is still orange.

Could we just get back to the actual story?

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:56:24 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 11:56 PM PDT
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Meh the riddle is hard to understand. Well, my battalion and the rest of my army stand defiantly at their doom. I am not scared, restless, or angry. I am calm, silent, and ready in the face of death. I raise my sword, (no technology either) and point it forward. The El-Marees tribe yells their war-cry. I sensed a hint of hesitation and fear in their voices. I understood. They were about to face their death. Most likely not all of them, because I have 13,000,009 left. I ask Shahand Askari, to lead us into battle, and bring us out victorious. Shaheen Hafez, my horse, spread his legs apart in a full stride. We charge, although I am silent, I do not fear my death. My cape in the wind, my sword drawn, I must get my army through.

  • 07.05.2004 12:04 AM PDT
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The presence, descends once again upon the battlefield. From the soldiers point of view it seems like there was a sudden solar eclipse, but the sun is still shining, a dull blue as if seen through a tinted window. The strongest of the warriors don't flinch but the less fortunate stare transfixed at the sky, not moving even as thier enemies dismember them. Spartan 096 has severe casualties but ultimately slaughters the opposing army, thanks to her soldiers greater mental discipline.

  • 07.05.2004 12:09 AM PDT
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Spartan 096 thanks her teachings, but knows this is not the end. She gets up on her horse, exsausted. She had not spoken throughout the whole battle. She had been wounded, not badly, but not in very good shape was her condition. She was unconcious on her way bcks to the castle, but Shaheen Hafez knew the way. Spartan 096 healed, but always had a memory scar. She had almost died in that battle.

  • 07.05.2004 12:15 AM PDT
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The presence feeds off the energy release in the epic battle... Every weapon swung, every attack blocked or parried, produced energy that the presence could feed from.

  • 07.05.2004 12:18 AM PDT
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Spartan 096 puts her soldiers in training again. She is exsausted. She retires. *Salutes smartly* Turns and hops on her horse to ride to her corner. G'night.

  • 07.05.2004 12:20 AM PDT
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I'm signing off too...The presence is in hibernation.

  • 07.05.2004 12:24 AM PDT
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Luckily DrummDragon, seeking avengence for when spartan o96 tried to rip his arms off, put a motion sensitive land mine in her corner.

  • 07.05.2004 12:56 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

From afar, Pink_Menace has been watching and waiting. Waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Dolorous, I request a meeting with you. I give you my word no harm will come to any of your allys nor yourself.

  • 07.05.2004 8:04 AM PDT
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Posted by: DrummDragon
Luckily DrummDragon, seeking avengence for when spartan o96 tried to rip his arms off, put a motion sensitive land mine in her corner.

Then Spartan 096 uses her Taoist powers to shut off the land mine. No motion. Then she rips his arms off.

  • 07.05.2004 9:45 AM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
...WHa? WHat happened?


Well, I stopped your ship with my QS gun, which created a black hole in front of your ship, causing you to stop. After that, I slowly approached your ship but once I came within a few thousand kilometers of your ship, it opened fire on my ship's engine. All of my ship's weapons were depleted so I launched several longsword fighters to destroy your pesky proximity turrets that lay across the port hull. I was able to destroy half of them, but almost all of my longsword fighters got shot down after that. Then the engines on my ship stopped responding and is slowly falling into my black hole. That's when I established a com link for help from Pink Menace or Excommunicado, but theres still no response.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 10:24:07 AM]

  • 07.05.2004 10:22 AM PDT
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hi everybody

  • 07.05.2004 10:27 AM PDT