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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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Everyone seems to have missed the fact that the black hole was destroyed by the presence on the outskirts of space.

  • 07.05.2004 12:13 PM PDT
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Terminus( still in Xeroh's ship) turns on the coffee maker. The coffee maker drains all of the power from the ship leaving it defenseless.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 12:14:38 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 12:14 PM PDT
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Terminus after burning out all of the power on Xeroh's ship tries to fix it but only makes worse.

  • 07.05.2004 12:18 PM PDT
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Terminus( still in Xeroh's ship) turns on the coffee maker. The coffee maker drains all of the power from the ship leaving it defenseless
The evil coffee maker fed with all of the power of Xeroh's ship becomes angry at Xeroh and
try tries to kill all of them. Terminus realizing what he has done jumps in Longsword and tries to catch it.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 12:23:07 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 12:21 PM PDT
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As Halo CMDR flies his dropship into DaEIAITH2's ship through the starboard docking bay, with his forces close behind, suddenly, the engines competely fail, and his dropship comes crashing down onto the docking bay floor. It immediatly became extremely cold inside his dropship. "This is Halo CMDR to my forces and Excommunicado! DO NOT enter the starboard docking bay! It's freezing in here, several Celsius below zero!" Halo says through the com link.

He sees as most of his dropships halt before entering, while the closest dropship behind his comes crashing down also. Halo speaks one more time, "If you are already inside the docking bay, DO NOT open anything on the dropship like the hatch or exit, you will probably freeze to death before you even step outside!" Halo was now trapped inside this frozen coffin, no way to get out.

  • 07.05.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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Spartan 096 creates a new army, one with vast mental capabilities. They get up on their horses, and get their weapons, they get ready for the upcoming war. I sit on my horse, looking at my army, 'They are ready, they will fight.' They all stood hesitantly, but nonetheless, they all fell in the flank position. Spartan 096 looks once again before turning Shaheen Hafez around to face the hills and mountains. " We ride to the mountains!" Then we started with a trot, a canter, then to a full gallop. We ran as fast as the wind itself. Shaheen Hafez shook his mane in the wind. ' We ride to victory' I thought to myself.

My expression was calm, tentive, I did not speak in utter fear, and the hesitation in my army was noted and understood. I knew their fear was normal. They were going to war, to die. I felt for their souls. Except Lord Kericaa, he seemed exceptionaly happy. This worried me. I told him to go to the mountains and scout the area, for enemies. He took a horse there. We saw him wave the 'okay' signal. I did not go though. I turned my army around, and we rode to the Bala Mountain in the other direction. I stood there for a while, the expression on Lord Kericaa's face was angry. I knew there were enemies there. Most likely everywhere, but that's why my army is always alert. *wink* I salute you, Lord Kericaa, but I cannot trust you...

  • 07.05.2004 12:23 PM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 discovers, that for some reason, everyone is conspiring against him. With the temperature only one degree above absolute zero, he is safe from borders. But not from other ships. He decides to activate his secondary weapon. Again, ripples of magic spreads around the ship, doing so that everyone without enough concentration to resist it, falls asleep. Dissapointed, he sees that some ships still continue towards him. Getting desperate, he opens a small rift into the dimension of chaos, letting a small vortex into this plane that temporarily removes the laws of physics and nature in the area. During the chaos that follows, DaElAlTH2 leaves...
The only trace he left behind, is a small probe with the message: "Learn to use Ctrl+c, Ctrl+v, or simply just how to spell"

  • 07.05.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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The evil coffee maker feeds of the energy off the sun and starts to devor the enemy fleets near it.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 12:25:30 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 12:24 PM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 discovers himself being surrounded by bots. Irritated, he waves his hand, and those to his left find all their circuits destroyed. Another wave, and those to his right suffers the same fate.
He then discovers a person laying on the floor, passed out. He says aloud:
"Well, look what we have here! If it isn't my escaped prisoner!"

[Edited on 7/5/2004 12:30:48 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 12:29 PM PDT
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Spartan 096 knows that there are wolf problems around the area. It is the year of the wolf. I ride out in the night, enjoying the lat precious moments of life. I will be killed in the next battle. I just know it. Shaheen spread his wings and flew into the night's sky. ( don't ask about the wings )

  • 07.05.2004 12:30 PM PDT
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The coffee maker becomes increasingly angry over the fact no one is paying attention to him!

  • 07.05.2004 12:30 PM PDT
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Coffee maker, who are you?

  • 07.05.2004 12:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Spartan 096
Coffee maker, who are you?

The evil giant coffee maker homes in on Spartan 096 and tries to kill him.

  • 07.05.2004 12:35 PM PDT
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Halo attempts to send a com signal to Excommunicado. "This is Halo CMDR, Excommunicado, are you there? Apparently, the inside of DaEIAITH2's ship is freezing, several Celsius below zero. Mine and one other of my dropships are now frozen, and stuck on the floor of the docking bay. If I exit, I'l freeze to death almost instantly. Both dropships have Shiva warheads on-board, and unless you have a better plan, I've decided to detonate both in unison, and this will most definitly destroy DaEIAITH2's ship and Xeroh's cruiser. Please respond."Halo ends his message. All he could do was wait for a response from Excommunicado.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 12:37:27 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 12:36 PM PDT
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Sapartan, why does your horse have wings?
Hello coffemaker. I think you have most lethal weapon of them all... COFEE (it's just so disgusting)

  • 07.05.2004 12:37 PM PDT
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When DaElAlTH2 is away from the battle, he unthaws his ship and sends what few demonic minions he has left to clean it from all frozen bots and other borders

  • 07.05.2004 12:39 PM PDT
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Killingspree is back from is long journey and notices that alot of things have changed. Killingspree looks confused, but armed and dangerous

  • 07.05.2004 12:58 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

As Halo CDMR finishes his COM to Excommunicado, he sits in the pilots seet and grabs the wool blanket stored in the compartment above him. As he wraps this warm blanket around himself, he notices that the forst on his windsheild begins to clear. Soon, his engines are at operational temperature. Although several fueltanks have ruptured and are leaking, he still has enough to make it to an ally's ship. As he sits and wonders what happened, he hears Pink_Menace's voice in his mind; "I have returned to the light."

Deiath, I UNFROZE UR SHIP OK? Please? Can I? C'mon Im turning good again.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 1:00:54 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 12:59 PM PDT
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Halo opens the com link again, "This is Halo CMDR, it seems that the ship has been thawed out. It looks safe to enter. All dropships, enter the docking bay. We'll search for, and possibly neutralize DaEIAITH2, then we'll setup 2 Shiva warheads and detonate them when all forces have been evacuated. That'll vaporize this ship."

As he steps out of the dropship, he sees a few of DaEIAITH2's minions come running through the docking bay doors. "Excomm, I might need your help. If you can't, can you send in a couple of your Class 2 fighters to cover my dropships in the starboard docking bay?" Halo says, finishing his com signal.

All of Halo's dropships open fire with their LAAG cannons, piercing DaEIAITH2's minions easily. Most of them went down before they could even attack. Halo jumps out of his dropship along with several other of his forces, firing bursts at the oncoming minions. A couple other minions came screaming but were then dispatched seconds later.

Halo CMDR and his forces now had room to advance into the ship, while his APCs and troop carriers stayed in the docking bay to cover the dropships. The farther he advanced, the darker and spookier it got. He saw several mechs, bots, and minions carcasses spreads all over the halls. Xeroh's forces decimated most of DaEIAITH2's minions. Halo slows a bit, as he spots the doors to the control room. Half of his troops take flanking positions on the door, ready to storm the room.

  • 07.05.2004 1:02 PM PDT
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Killinspree, still unaware of what is going on, looks for an alli to trust and fill him in on whats goin on.

  • 07.05.2004 1:04 PM PDT