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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

As the huge ball of flame is hurled at Pink_Menace, he raises his axe/staff and chants a few words loudly. As the ball is about to come within 5 feet of Pinks body, it splashes harmlessly over a sheild of pure energy. Pink then leaps, calling on his training to allow him to leap 10 times the height of a normal man. He slashes at the chest of the demon, and fire spills out. Yet after a few seconds, it is healed. Pink rolls between the demons feet as he lands and once again, goes into his defensive stance.

  • 07.05.2004 2:20 PM PDT
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Xeroh, I'm kiiling you slowly by lowering you into a pool of magma. You have little control over what is outside the ship. By killing you this way, you will really suffer, and it's so safe and thought out that nothing can stop it. Just like in the Bond movies.

edit: Ahh. I see you escaped. These Bond plans just never work.

[color=red]As the Demon Regis[/color]

The demon sees that itis now more than one little thing trying to kill him. Annoyed, he stomps the ground, tossing everyhitng around as the shockwaves ripple. While his small foes have lost their balance, Regis tosses huge balls of superheated plasma at them

[Edited on 7/5/2004 2:25:43 PM]

  • 07.05.2004 2:21 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat replies to Pink" we have Novas,(world killing nuke, Halo:First Strike)couldn't we evac the ship then blow it sky high?"

  • 07.05.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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The demon can not be kill be mortal weapons only the Godsend can destroy him.

  • 07.05.2004 2:22 PM PDT
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Xeroh I would appreciate it if you would come back to your ship and help me.

  • 07.05.2004 2:24 PM PDT
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Why don't you try the escape pod and then you can crash it in to the side of the ship like I did.

  • 07.05.2004 2:27 PM PDT
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Ok, sorry, I was away alittle while.

"killingspree, do you know any way that we can remove this fire spell from the door?" Halo asks. "If we can remove it, then my forces can move in, eliminate the minions inside, move the ship far away from any planets, then might setup 2 Shiva warheads to blow this ship out of the sky."

[Edited on 7/5/2004 2:30:21 PM]

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I am starting to feel to slow to control both the Demon and DaElAlTH2.

I think someone else will have to control the demon now, since I must go and eat supper.

Please do not destroy my ship or kill me while I am away

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The demon is named Regis.

  • 07.05.2004 2:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
-SMASH!!!- Damn, remind me to never take your advice.

Were are you?
whats happeneing?

I'm hiding in the back of the control room.

  • 07.05.2004 2:30 PM PDT
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The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat notices the superheated plasma coming toward him, he ducks into a room as the plasma fly past him. some of his troops however weren't so lucky. he loses 8 androids and 2 men are wounded.

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Posted by: Terminus
The demon can not be kill be mortal weapons only the Godsend can destroy him.

This is getting insane.

Terminus- could you go to the control room and smash the COM to prevent Xeroh from decompressing the ship while we are in here?
Pink menace- you'll have to handle the demon. I have to go try to figure something out with the Godsends, as they are all that can stop the demon.
Mooman- if you are there- Could you please try to find DaElAlTH2's ship with what you have of the sensor so far?

Dolorous- we need you now more than ever. This is the greatest point of crisis we have witnessed- greater than oompaloompas massive army threat.


I'll tell you right now I could destroy the demon. But by killing it- I would absorb its powers. At which point- I would move on to consume the Godsends. Then I wouldn't completely be able to control myself- with powers so absolute. I am doing my best to handle the situation- but I will do it if necessary.

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Posted by: Xeroh
...Oh god...

Ok, im sending about 600 bots your way...Just hide and dont let them see you..if they do you wil die.

I'm good at hiding!

  • 07.05.2004 2:34 PM PDT
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*Regis(the demon) infurated by the robots melts them to pools of hot metal.*

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Once again the godsend is the only way to kill the demon.

  • 07.05.2004 2:38 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat notices the bots, since the demon is dead he grabs Pink and excomm and runs to the docking bay. They make it away safely. before they left they planted a nova with a five min timer. better get defusing Xeroh. 2:39 five min and counting.

[Edited on 7/5/2004 2:40:13 PM]

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THE REGIS CANNOT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOLS!!!!

  • 07.05.2004 2:40 PM PDT