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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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DrummDragon wakes up from his cryo sleep from the first laser war, gets his shotgun and drumsticks out, and prepares to kick some ass.

  • 07.03.2004 1:25 AM PDT
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GeEk has heard of drummdragon and starts tracking him down for the kill.
Will this be a easy fight?

  • 07.03.2004 3:27 AM PDT
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The mighty necromancer/mage/summoner (though slightly mad) DaElAlTH2 raises from his coffin, expands his mind to find out what has happened since his last visit, and sees that a new world order has come to be. He sees that this new world order can foil his plan to conquer the multiverse, and that though he (in his mind) is almost omnipotent, it would be wise to play along. Though he houses a disdain for minions, he claps his hands and conjures up mighty demonic allies to help him in his unholy quest.
Wherever the mighty DaElAlTH2 looks, what was once green and full of life, crumbles and dies. Seeing that this may prove unpractical, he puts on a pair of green sunglasses.
He then starts forming an evil plan of extraordinary proportions.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 3:31:58 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 3:29 AM PDT
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Mooman finally competes his army of nearly 500,000 robot terminator cows and waits for the first move against him.

until then, he'll just play some DDR.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 7:39:26 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 7:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: Invisable Elite
finding out he is no longer a elite he ask if he can join excomms tropps and will probly gettt kileergd cuioup hivd grunjty sppperetlinnmg

Yes you can join our Nation of Auir- And create your own city state, with your own people.

As Excommunicado consults the stars- he see that the peace he now holds is to be short lived. The sands of fate blow towards war, and he welcomes it with open arms.

Meanwhile, Excommunicados Black Citadel nears completion. He looks fondly upon the massive intricately designed spires that rise above him like blackened mountains.

The entire citadel emanates darkness- capable of bringing an unuspectiong traveller into cardiac arrest. Terrible and awe inspiring, the Black Citadel is beautiful. The red sun plays on the carefully crafted structures, peeking through the ever-blackened sky and the mist that rarely abandons the site.

It is ready, for now. He calls in his minions to move to the black citadel in their various ways. He summons his fellow Templar to celebrate such a great thing, on such a dark day.

Strategically- the Black Citadel, as massive as it is- is shrouded in mist, and sitting atop a hill.

Excommuincado retires to his library to continue his perpetual studies.

  • 07.03.2004 9:55 AM PDT
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Halo CMDR, knowing Mooman's intentions with his robot terminator cows are evil, he commences a surprise light air and ground strike on the army.

8 dropships fly overhead, firing their LAAG cannons into the huge crowd of terminator cows. Shrapnel and blood burst into the air, as this attack caught Mooman by surprise. As the dropships fly away, a large wave of 12 long-range Archer missiles streak by and strike the terminator cow army near its heart.

This attack only took out 50,000 of the 500,000 terminator cows, due to the treacherous terrain, and if the dropships stayed any longer the terminator cows would surely wipe the floor with them and eventually find the long-range APCs.



[Edited on 7/3/2004 10:08:59 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 10:06 AM PDT
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Halo CMDR- If you so wish to launch another assault- you have 100 of my Templar at your disposal. They may be few in number- but their power is uncontestable.

  • 07.03.2004 10:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Halo CMDR- If you so wish to launch another assault- you have 100 of my Templar at your disposal. They may be few in number- but their power is uncontestable.


(are these Templar the ones from Starcraft? if so, I know their powers)Thanks, I'l definitly use these in my next attack.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 10:19:08 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 10:18 AM PDT
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They are very similar- except they use magic as their power instead of psionic capabilities. The Templari were actually historical people, as were Archons, and Consuls for that matter.
Meaning they are more powerful. Their only weakness is that they tire easily.

  • 07.03.2004 10:21 AM PDT
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Do they still have the same abilities though? Like Mind Conversion(forgot the name), and Unit Multiplication to exagerate the number of units with fake ones?

  • 07.03.2004 10:25 AM PDT
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the great invisable elite...i mean the great invisable grunt.

  • 07.03.2004 10:31 AM PDT
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will ask if he can be in thy assaulty against the ungrunty mooman1082

  • 07.03.2004 10:33 AM PDT
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Posted by: Halo CMDR
Do they still have the same abilities though? Like Mind Conversion(forgot the name), and Unit Multiplication to exagerate the number of units with fake ones?

Their capabilities many, their power great. They cannot make hallucinations, their powers are only destructive in nature.

  • 07.03.2004 10:35 AM PDT
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help recently ive hearrd a rumor that oompaloompa troops have been mobilizing i know this is true because ive milked hime of his secret plan now can i have a food nipple?

  • 07.03.2004 11:04 AM PDT
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When others try to kill eachother, DaElAlTH2 seizes a part of land he will call his own. The land is inhospitable, full of flaming pits, swamps and poisonous animals and plants. In the middle of this godforsaken land, DaElAlTH2 erects a tower that radiates evil. All who is not invited and gaze upon it, will be paralyzed by fear, and will lose their strengt due to the towers unholy aura. The sky is permanently dark with unnatural clouds, and an incessant thunderstorm rages underneath.

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Posted by: DaElAlTH2
When others try to kill eachother, DaElAlTH2 seizes a part of land he will call his own. The land is inhospitable, full of flaming pits, swamps and poisonous animals and plants. In the middle of this godforsaken land, DaElAlTH2 erects a tower that radiates evil. All who is not invited and gaze upon it, will be paralyzed by fear, and will lose their strengt due to the towers unholy aura. The sky is permanently dark with unnatural clouds, and an incessant thunderstorm rages underneath.


On his way back to his base, Halo CMDR hears a muffled, but very distinct thunder, rage to the very distant northwest of his base. He looks, and he sees a slowly erecting pitch black tower rise about 45 miles away, with very dark clouds suspended above it. He couldn't make out any specific details, but the longer he stared at it, the worse the strange fear grew inside of him. The fear he had was very small, but he was puzzled as to why he would fear something as ridiculous and distant as a nondescript black tower, but he needed to find out what was going on over there.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 11:35:59 AM]

  • 07.03.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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I have collected my army it is only 1,000 men/aliens/monsters/misshapens BUT they are well traind now i march twards every city in my way to burn it!
first stop sarsari we have allready mad underground tunnels that can collaps eny second the world is doomed AHAHHAAH

  • 07.03.2004 11:56 AM PDT
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Hey, check out my cool new avatar! Is the Marathon symbol the symbol of our empire?

  • 07.03.2004 1:36 PM PDT
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A streak of light crosses the hull of Xeroh's ship, and a voice emanates inside your head:

Do not be deceived by your visions of conquest and vice. The goal you seek is none other than the temporary abode of my masters. You shall not prevail if you only seek this out of malice. I give you now a fair warning that I have given countless others. Do not go on with any other goal in mind, save to bring justice and light, or you will taste the bittered blade of defeat once again.

And to DaElAlTH2:

Keep your boundaries in mind, mortal. Remember to not oppose the forces of the Pure Light, or you also shall feel the fall of my blade..

  • 07.03.2004 1:53 PM PDT
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The forces of pure light better watch out for the forces of pure darkness!
Luckily, my forces are the forces of pure grey, so I can watch from distance.
And I'm not a mere mortal!

[Edited on 7/3/2004 1:58:23 PM]

  • 07.03.2004 1:57 PM PDT
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Guys, do you want to come on over to Love Shack?

I don't think I'll fight in this laser war, so I'll just chill at Love Shack the whole time.

Anybody want to join me at Love Shack? Just stop by and make yourself at home.

  • 07.03.2004 1:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: Xeroh
There was a story I heard long ago, about a race called godsends. They Destroyed worlds and Collapsed star systems, There technology was banned from god when they became too powerfull, He let them live but he also locked them in The center of the galixy, In case one day he would bring them back to clean existance once more. Godsends would play a role in this war, but I had no idea of the power I would unleash.

I stare out the new main view screen, The repairs had supassed my expectations.The hull was restored and The station added about 7000 killometers of steel plates onto them, The main cannons were refilled with a mixture of plasma and Evilsoil. 400 new stardrives were added to the engines and cleaned out for maximum speed.The docking bay was reenforced with addimantium plates as well as the Sheild generators. The only weakness in the ship was thats the chair at the controls dident turn around fully.

With the new engines I would reach the center of the galixy in about three hours, I wouldent worry about the heat, as long as my sheilds hold I have no reason not to go. I turn on the launch bay cameras and take a peek at my new fighter fleet, Nine million fighters were lined up in the bay, and another nine million in the second bay, The sleek black wings and short main body would make them hard to hit, AI controled of course. The Third bay was cramped with billions of AAtanks and AGtanks, about fourHundered Walking cannons, and two juggernaught destroyers.The last bay was filled with 200 killometer racks holding Five million attack bots in each line. each bot is capable of taking out one small army.

But I have been defeated before,even with the most powerfull of weapons. Thats why im going to release the Godsends, If they agree, I will rule all... but if they escape were all doomed.


Rumors start spreading around the base about the impending release of the Godsends, an extremely powerful race that has destroyed many worlds. Halo CMDR has seen it, but has never fought or met them face to face. The destruction they cause is unheard of. He has no idea who, in their right mind would try to release that kind of devastation. He needed to figure out why this person was trying release them as soon as possible. The fleet's path went close by the planet Auir, so there was no way of the UNSC knowing about this.

He needed to stop the fleet trying to unleash the Godsends, or at least figure out why. Halo CMDR boards the Arcangel2, with now all of the weapons repaired and overhauled, and takes off to intercept the fleet.

  • 07.03.2004 2:07 PM PDT