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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

The most awesome thing ever!

lieut_pat's scout returns to his leader and reports what Halo Cmdr said. after hearing the report lieut_pat dismisses the scout and turns away from the door. " The Godsends," he says to himself, "they're what destroyed our home. And now there trying to be waked? I must contact Halo Cmdr quick, before it's too late for us and the universe!"

  • 07.03.2004 3:20 PM PDT
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hi everybody

  • 07.03.2004 3:21 PM PDT
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Speak! If you speak, I promise you that you will live, If you don't, you will die the most painful way imaginable!
Moahahahahaha! Muhahahahahaha! Mahahahahahah!

Ohh, hi oompaloompa. We're a little bit busy at the moment

[Edited on 7/3/2004 3:23:44 PM]

  • 07.03.2004 3:22 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

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lieut_pat sets out to find Halo Cmdr with an escort of his fighters. he broadcasts a message over his com(he's got the only fully working one)to his escort pilots not to shoot unless they are shot at, after all this is a diplomatic mission.

  • 07.03.2004 3:26 PM PDT
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oompaloompa stays out of this laser war because he has better things to do than sit on his ass and type on the computer

  • 07.03.2004 3:28 PM PDT
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after noticing the pitiful attack on his armies, Mooman mobilizes against his oppresors.

watch out Invisable Elite, you may be part of the clan, but i will kill you all the same. *Moomans termiator cows circle Invisable* FIRE!

after the smoke clears, the scene is a follows: there is a huge hole where Invisable Elite once stood. 2-3 terminator cows are in peices from a few stary shots, but not unrepairable. they are quickly fixed by some of Mooman's Medic cows and are once again battle ready within a couple of hours.

Mooman once again moves his armies. this time to find HaloCMDR. though Mooman knows little of CMDR's whereabouts, he commits to searching long and hard, obliterating anything even remotely accociated to CMDR's armies.

news reaches Mooman of this "center of the galaxy" and the ocean around it. he goes to check it out in his large starship, the Silent Storm, his army close behind...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Edited on 7/3/2004 3:38:50 PM]

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The mighty mage DaElAlTH2 decides that he will leave on a mission to find out what he can about the godsends on his own, since his prisoner won't speak. Before he leaves, he says to his demon torturer Mephistopheles:
"Mephistopheles! I must leave on mission that is important for my succes. I don't know when I will be back, so I wan't you to stay here and guard the prisoner. And, do try to NOT fall asleep this time!"
After he said that, he dissapears in a puff of smoke.

(goodnight everyone! I live in a different time zone, so for me it's 0.40 am, and I should get up somewhat early)

  • 07.03.2004 3:39 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink_Menace walks out of his study in the Pinnalce. He takes 3 long strides to a balcony overlooking a small lake abundant with wildlife. Pink concrates on gravity and slowly moves the gravity underneath him to a circle aorund me, keeping dust and other particles out. Menace expands his awareness out to the farthest reaches of the galaxy. He senses a disurbance with something to do with the legendary Godsends. These all-powerful beings were the reason the Magi order was started- to worship them. Slowly these beings became legend, then myth. Only the greatest and oldest Magi can re3call their all destructive power. Pink decided that as a worshipper of these beings he must contact the Godsends... and soon.

Also about joining Pat, I approve. If the 2/3 the Consul approves you may.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 4:12:40 PM]

  • 07.03.2004 4:12 PM PDT
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lieut_pat hears a transmission over his com, something about the Consul of Auir and his joining. He imediatly traces the transmission and responds "Thank you for your approval. What my nation lacks in numbers, we make up for in weapons. You will not regret this."

  • 07.03.2004 4:16 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Also lieut, give us a name for your nation. It will become a City/state governed by you.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 4:20:55 PM]

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oompaloompa(jesus) is at a party

crowd- yah, wooooo, oh

jesus- okay okay, and now for my next trick, ill turn water.... into funk
(funkidelic music starts to play)

  • 07.03.2004 4:20 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

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cool, but i thought only you had approved. don't i need one more? maybe a PM is in order?

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  • 07.03.2004 4:23 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Yea you need one more, but make a name because I see no reson for them to exclude you. Also if you become a member we will prolly give you a title.

  • 07.03.2004 4:28 PM PDT
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this laser war sucks, no one is talking

  • 07.03.2004 4:30 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Die.

  • 07.03.2004 4:31 PM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

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very well, that sounds good. I'm a massive army kinda guy, so i'll go with The Fortress of Thunderhammer. Also if Auir needs lots of troops, u know grunts, im the guy to train them. Just let me know what Auir's species is. (human, alien)

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oompaloompa goes black on the racist in this thread and they all die cuz its to much for them to handle

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DaElAlTH2's flagship hovers above the murky ocean, an ethereal spectre that quietly disturbs the otherwise tranquil view. Deep in it's hull, battered and bruised, Xeroh lies in torment. Without warning, without premise, Xeroh appears to simply disappear in a blinding flash of light, leaving only a scorch mark with the initials CMD left behind as the only unblackened part of the floor she was on. Before anyone on or off the ship has time to react, a shaft of blinding light penetrates through the hull of DaElAlTH2's ship, from bridge to stern, slicing through the engine room and the power core. The resulting explosion utterly blinds anyone who happens to be facing in the direction of the ship. As the beam expands in diameter and the craft ignites at temperatures well over one million degrees centigrade, Xeroh finds herself on the bridge of a starship of which she has never seen the like of before. It now overlooks the destruction, and as the beam slowly retracts and thins, she sees against the glare a shillouetted figure, gripping something in his right hand, the other clenched behind his back.

Welcome to the Celer Manus Dei, flagship of the Jjarro fleet. I am Dolorous, how may I help you?

  • 07.03.2004 5:06 PM PDT
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lieut_pat's squad flys through space, looking for a suitable place to stay. One of the fighters radios over, "Sir, I think I found the perfect place." I turn my Silent Strike IV (custom made on the Home Planet) towards the pilot's co-ordinates to see a asteroid with buildings on it, very much destroyed, but good enough. The squad toches down and deploys the TacSheild II Portable Sheilds,the chain guns and the shelters. I assign men to perimeter patrol and tell the rest to get some rest. I walk to my shelter and close the airlock.

Night All, I shall return in the morn

  • 07.03.2004 5:26 PM PDT
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Posted by: lieut_pat
very well, that sounds good. I'm a massive army kinda guy, so i'll go with The Fortress of Thunderhammer. Also if Auir needs lots of troops, u know grunts, im the guy to train them. Just let me know what Auir's species is. (human, alien)

I will make the necessary modifications to the initial post.


As Excommunicado hears the news about the "Godsends", he orders his minions to step up production.

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oompaloompas eye searches for the one ring in his fortress of barad-dur, i watch ceiclessly, frodo will not escape my grasps for i have seen the movie and know his every move, HAHAHAHAHAH

  • 07.03.2004 5:39 PM PDT
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Halo CMDR looks out the main view, as he sees DaEIAITH's ship almost get sliced in two by a blinding light. A few small explosions ignite over the hull of the ship, then it slowly sinks into the ocean.

Seeing as the threat of the release of the Godsends has been at least delayed for now, Halo CMDR takes the Arcangel2 out of the galaxy and back to Auir to see explore the strange black tower that was erected a few miles away from his base, and to intercept Mooman's army.

[Edited on 7/3/2004 5:49:39 PM]

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Excommunicado leaves his Black Citadel in the hands of his Military Second, Iyasz, and begins his legendary quest throughout the world to collect the precious materials he must acquire.

He leaves in the middle of the night, with no more than a deep rushing of wind, and for a second, the masked moon is altogether invisibile, and Excommunicado is gone like the passing of one hour to the next.

  • 07.03.2004 5:48 PM PDT