- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Mooman's army of rampaging terminator cows continues to romp around in relative ease, until from the darkened sky, something like a falling star appears above his Legion of killing machines. It appears to be some kind of flare, but as the cows turn upwards, it bursts to release light as brilliant as a supernova that turns the night into day.... Soon, but too late, mooman realizes that it is in fact an assault. From the Light, an earth-splitting explosion resounds, that does not cut off as suddenly as it began, but continues in intensity, until it finally culminates in a shockwave impacting with the ground, the force of which bends back the very crustal plates of the planet. The army of seemingly invincible killers is crushed and incinerated as the very matter that they consist of degenerates into base elements, and even those break down into lesser forms such as hydrogen gas. All that remains once the dust settles is a 50 mile wide crater, ringed by a virtual mountain range of crustal plates, uplifted from the blast. No movement detected.