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The mighty DaElAlTH2 appears in a puff of smoke, where his ship used to be. Seeing that it has been truend into debris, and that his prisoner is gone, he gets very dissapointed. He rasies his hands above his head, and all parts of his ship floats up in the air, and seemingly melts together once more. Content with that his ship flies again, he turns toeards an other matter:
"Mephistopheles!" A huge demon steps forward "Yes, master?"
"You worthless demon! I give you a few simple tasks, and what do you do! You fail! you let the prisoner escape, and didn't even activate my ships defences! You will learn to obey me!"
Having said that, DaElAlTH2 weaves a spell, and suddenly Mephisopheles finds himself strethed out across the galaxy, tied to two black holes.
DaElAlTH2 then launches his ship, the Heart of Fear, and flies home. When he gets there, he discovers someone has intruded upon his lands. Anger fills him, as he reestablish the aura of fear, but with much more force. He also intensifies the ever raging thunderstorm, so that all who approach will get struck by lightning .
He alters the terrain, making it so that anyone who enters his lands will be devoured by the land itself, be it by getting lost in the dense, poisonous vegetation, or getting drawn into the pits of fire. Knowing that this alone may not enough to insure privacy, he claps his hands, and suddenly the rock itself comes alive and starts taking various shapes. Countless swarms of gargoyles soar the sky, and hordes of mighty sphinxes takes position at the gates, and golems occupy the halls.
"Good" DaElAlTH2 says to himself. To his minions: "Do not show yourself until you strike! Let it be a surprise to all who dares intrude upon the Swamps of Terror!"

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  • 07.04.2004 3:42 AM PDT
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jets blaze across the sky as lieut_pat's forces are awakened. patrols resume and builders go back to work.

  • 07.04.2004 6:23 AM PDT
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Wasnt Auir destroyed by the Zerg?

  • 07.04.2004 6:34 AM PDT
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Wasnt Auir destroyed by the Zerg?


Who said this was Starcraft? Just because there's a place named Auir, and that there are templars in Auir and that they have funny names for things, doesn't mean that it is Auir from Starcraft.
Beside, there is only a limited number of letter combinations in a four letter word, and fewer that can be pronounced, so there is a chans this Auir was invented by someone who hasn't even heard of Starcraft.
And the Auir in Starcraft have existed for a very long time, so this war can take place before the Xel'Naga even thought about creating the Zerg. Almost.

  • 07.04.2004 7:03 AM PDT
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i'm going to see if i can find a way to incorporate the Xel'Naga into this. i don't have any good ideas right now, however.

you said so yourself, this is shortly before the Xel'Naga create the Zerg. we could probably carry that into the war somehow... but how...

anyway, morning all.



a soft, slow beeping rouses Mooman from his sleep. the Silent Storm had departed from the space station around midnight last night. refueling and resupply was short because of Dolorus act of kindness a few days before. Mooman once again sets back out for the center of the universe, and to see if he can learn anything of the "Godsends" that he had heard of as a child. he had thought them to be only ledgends, myths if you will. but after intercepting a short transmission from an unknown sender to an unknown receiver, his interest was sparked once more. he had no intentions of controlling all of the Godsends, he had known from his childhood stories about the Godends how bad that could be.

but he did want to at least meet, if not control, one. with the remainder of his terminator cows deactivated, under repair, or following the Storm as an escort, he sets off to his destination.

he quickly reaches the nebula he once hid in, remembering who had forced him to hide there, and the same person that had helped him there. that was over a month ago, but he still remembers it like it had happened just a few minutes ago. the Storm slowly trudges on.

Mooman decides to head to the ship's library to see what he can find on the ledgend of the Godsends. he learns that there are 7 total Godsends, but there used to be more, but some were destroyed during the last "burial rite" that banished them to the outskirts of space and time. he reads on to find that each of the Godsends has a special characteristic, somewhat like the gods of Greek or Norse Mythology. each can be as dangerous as th other, but if treated correctly and used only for thier intended purpose, controlling them would not be a problem.
"i wonder if any of them can cook" Mooman mutters to himself, smiling.

  • 07.04.2004 7:48 AM PDT
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After training the 998,745,354,200,000 chinchilla subjects, they are doned with the mystical Mrk VI armour. only 988,735,394,300,100 survived. these were the best soldiers in the whole universe, and the chinchillas were most loyal to there cause, complete domination. the Primarch, also known as master chinchilla, is no longer fully humen. With not only the enhancements given to hjim when he doned his first MJINLER armour, but enhancements givin to him by the chinchillas. now he is supremly quick, jumps skyscrapers, and has the strenghth of 200 men. his plan to capture, use, and enhance covenant weaponary succeded, for now, the weapons did not expel tons of heat and they fired alot faster. Master Chinchilla was still one week away from the puny homeworld of the triumvate, so he waites and plans (he also took some outer planets when you werent looking). the new.......... NEO COVENANT ARE COMING.........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There is a problem with incorporating the Xel'Naga into this:
According to Starcraft lore, after the Xel'Naga left Auir, there was a several thousand years long civil war among the protoss, and when it ended, the Zerg were probably already created. But I'm not sure how evolved the zerg was at the time. And there was also a very long time between the end of the civil war and the first encounters with the zerg, so it is still possible with the Xel'Nagas.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:06:29 AM]

  • 07.04.2004 8:05 AM PDT
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lieut_pat's great fortress is completed. with this new base I have been able to build a amazing new army of androids, dropships, bombers and fighters. They now protect my fortress and my allies. But I feel strange, like a great storm is coming, something that will change history...

  • 07.04.2004 8:06 AM PDT
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the NEO covanant armada is pulling closer........

  • 07.04.2004 8:35 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink_Menace calls the 2 other Consul members to his chambers. "Fellow Consul members" He says with a quick bow. "Master Chinchilla's army is great, but will not be difficult to defeat. Follow me." With that, Pink_Menace leads the tow other Consul members outside and directs one to each Crystiline Stone on the ground. When all three stones have been occupied, Pink_Menace shouts some words of High Magi and suddenly a great lance of pure energy bursts out of the top of the Pinnacle of Auir. This lance intercepts Master Chinchillas armada and effectivally destroys all but 500 chinchillas. "Thank you. You may go now." Pink_Menace quietly says to the other two members of the Consul.

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hi everybody

crowd-hi doctor hibert

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hi everybody

crowd-hi doctor hibert
Disembodied Voice: It's Dr. Nick moron!

  • 07.04.2004 9:06 AM PDT
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Posted by: oompaloompa
hi everybody

crowd-hi doctor hibert
Disembodied Voice: It's Dr. Nick moron!

eh, if you wanna get all racial with me, calling me a teacup with no handle, then go suck a suckeroo, or chase walmart down the street and go to davids

  • 07.04.2004 9:11 AM PDT
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HOW IS ONE LASER GOING TYO DESTROY OVER 500 BILLION CHINCHILLAS IN MARK V1 ARMOUR AND COVANAT SHIPS... litttle does he know that that armada was a mirage and secretly, the whole entire armada is attacking from the OTHER SIDE.

  • 07.04.2004 9:12 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Well first of all... you cant have a mirage in space. Second of all, you never said you had 500 billion ships. Thrid off, no way you can raise that big of an army in that short time, fourth off my laser can be directed and its uber-powerful so it can boil your armor plating and sheilds in microseconds and finally even if you did attack theres no way to get through my sheilds unless your a more powerful mage then I am (and the Consul are the most powerful mages in the universe, short of nothing less then the Praetor himself)

Also, imagine the empire state building. This laser is about that thick and more powerful then 10 plasma cannons mounted on their flagships.

In an answer to this new threat, Pink_Menace walks out beside the Pinnacle. He brandishes the mighty wepon, Sunder, and mutters some words of High Magi. Almost immediatly metallic blue lances of pure energy spiral outward from his body. Trees splinter and the ground shudders. Large boulders are lifted up and broken into blocks. A new fortress is created, one with almost unimagineable destructive power. He then summons a Watcher for this mighty fortress whom creates another deflective energy sheild, as strong as the one defending the pinnacle. As soon as it all started, it is over. Pink_Menace puts Sunder back under his cloak and takes a few long strides into the Pinnacle.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 9:42:23 AM]

  • 07.04.2004 9:18 AM PDT
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first, i have 500 billion ppl, not ships
second, there is a way to mirage in slip space
third, if you have ever played warhammer 40,000, i have something like a C'tan energy sword, whick can cut through battleplates of a starship

  • 07.04.2004 9:36 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Only one problem. You werent in slipspace. Also, it dosnt matter what mortal wepons you have, nothing but a more powerful mage can distroy my sheilds.

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Chinchila, you didn't read the rules, did you? you have to slowly amass an army. my 500,000 terminator cows took from about the middle of the 2nd laser war, and early into this war. it takes time to build stuff. 700 trillion chinchilla would take a lot of space, a lot of food, and the armor would take several years to complete for every 10 armors. rethink your strategy, and come back for the next laser war once you figure it all out. plus, in the 2nd laser war, an "onofficial" rule awas made that any number of people over something like a million was too much. millions' the limit.



MasterChinchilla's vast army had created a large gravitational pull, creating a black hole around the whole army. as it grew, several of the ships were quickly sucked in, leaving only Chichilla's flagship and a few chichillas scattered around the empty space. the black hole collapses. a flash of light runs across the galaxy, burning into Chinchilla's eyes the exact 2 words that still haunt him to this very day

GAME OVER!

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Posted by: Pink Menace
Only one problem. You werent in slipspace. Also, it dosnt matter what mortal wepons you have, nothing but a more powerful mage can distroy my sheilds.


how long have you trained young lion aprentice

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Hearing of this massive Chinchilla army, Halo quickly sprints out of the consul chambers to his Pelican, and takes off back to his base. He had found a way to wipe out the rest of the Chinchillas, in one devastating attack. He would have to greatly decrease the power of this weapon he would be using on-board the Arcangel2 or it could destroy Auir itself.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 9:56:07 AM]

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who wants to be oompaloompas young lion aprentice

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... little does everyone know that frag u has once again accuired the 'sarcred book of evil'. frag u begins chanting from the stranged incsriptions in the book. slowly green evil energy begins to rise around frag u as he begins raising the . every one that has ever fallen in every laser wars has now been re-awakeded under frag u's control, the numbers are inmeasurable. frag u then sends his army to wage war against all other oppenents.

  • 07.04.2004 10:00 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Posted by: oompaloompa
how long have you trained young lion aprentice


Centuries. By the way um im a master im not a "young lion apprentice"

  • 07.04.2004 10:02 AM PDT
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hearing of frag u's army of the undead has risen lieut_pat takes off in his Silent Strike to find he Council of Auir and do something about this threat.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:05:56 AM]

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Mooman suddenly realises that this War is getting wierd... seriously wierd...

  • 07.04.2004 10:10 AM PDT