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Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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Halo hears of frag u's army, and since most of the Chinchilla army had been decimated, he decides to plan an attack on frag u's army of the undead instead. He baords the Arcangel2 and takes far off the planet. "Arm the Mz-23 and set power to %10. Tell tango's fleet to lock onto frag u's army for the attack", Halo orders.

  • 07.04.2004 10:11 AM PDT
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hearing of Halo Cmdr's attack plan, lieut_pat flys to the Arcangel2's location. He flags the cruiser and opens a com link.

  • 07.04.2004 10:14 AM PDT
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DaElAlTH2 sits in his library, studying some newly acquired spell books. Suddenly a shadow falls over him, and starled he looks up. Standing there is none other than the Reaper himself! DaElAlTH2 quickly raises and fallls to his knees. He whispers:
"Why are you here, oh great harvester of souls? Is it my time?" Death answers:
"It is not your time... yet. Some fool is disturbing the balance to an unacceptable extent. I can not intervene without further disturbing the balance, but I can give someone an artifact so that he can restore balance. You are the only one that is not in my realm with sufficient knowledge about these matters. I will give you the Staff of Returning! With it, you are tasked to restore balance before permanent damage is done" Before DaElAlTH2 has a chance to answer, the Reaper is gone. DaElAlTH2 raises, and discovers a staff, darker than the darkest night leaning against a wall. He picks it up, and walks to his study to perform what have been asked of him

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Halo notices a com link being established. "This Halo CMDR, what's going on lieut_pat?", he responds.

  • 07.04.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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"Oh look here comes a nuke to destroy the world..."

[color=yellow]*BOOM*[/color]

[color=white]*Everyone dies*[/color]

Game Over.

  • 07.04.2004 10:19 AM PDT
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"halo cmdr, heard of your plans to attack frag u, i can move my fleet to help with the attack if it is needed. also i noticed that someone just nuked that empty asteroid."

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:21:59 AM]

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"Alright. Both the QS gun and the Mz-23 can take out most of frag u's undead minions, but there might still be a couple million left after that" Halo responds. With that, he launches the Mz-23 at the expanse of land that most people fought and died on in the 2nd Laser War.

The Mz-23 fires, and in seconds a gigantic explosion ripples throughout the expanse, creating a crater almost 45 miles wide. A loud thunder resonates across the land. Not one undead soldier in that huge expanse of land was left.

Now it was time to ready the QS gun. Since most of the deaths in Laser War #2 came from oompaloompa's 50 million ship fleet, he aims it right where he had before.

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STUPID PERSON WHO EVER SAid i created a black whole. chinchillas arnt even a 10th of our size.... little do the know that chinchillas VAST army has sent reconnasaince into the home planet

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DaElAlTH2 starts chanting a spell only he knows and ahve the power to use, holding the staff. The staff begins to glow with a non-light that seems to make the entire tower darker that it already is. The darknes spreads, faster and faster until the entire galaxy is dark. Then a tug can be felt in the souls of all living, as if something is trying to pull it out. But, still it is as if the soul holds on stronger. Old, sick and weak beings faints as their life force slowly drains away, but still the souls holds on. But on unnatural beings, those without a strong grip of their soul, and those without a life force of their own, they feel the tug the most. Slowly at first, then faster and faster, souls begin to leave bodies that is not their own, and finally, all living beings that are already dead, die once more as the life force that is not their own is sucked into the Staff of Returning. As the last undead falls, the darkness disappears, leaving everyone completly drained of strength.
In his tower, DaElAlTH2 collapses into a chair, completely exhausted. But he has completed his mission: All undead and similar beings have been destroyed

[Edited on 7/4/2004 10:40:19 AM]

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all who want to be mages, come and train at my chapel were you will be all my young lion aprentices

  • 07.04.2004 10:34 AM PDT
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lieut_pat turns off his comm and calls in reinforcements. moments later his bomber squadron arrives. he open a link with his pilots"allright guys,this is your first mission. you see that mass of soldiers down there? bomb them. spare none. but we do have an ally in the area so don't go crazy." bombers swoop down on frag u's army. as they are undead they are relativly easy to destroy, most guns go right through them. 5 minutes later few undead are not back in hell.

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Halo felt a strange pull, and suddenly became exhausted, as did his entire crew. He decided to zoom in on the undead soldiers floating in space, and to his surprise, not one of them moved, neither did their ships. "I guess someone took care of the job themself. Oh well, might as well just clean up the mess", Halo mutters. The QS gun fires, and a black hole starts building in the center of the dead fleet, that sucks all of the undead soldiers and ships into the quantum singularity.

  • 07.04.2004 10:42 AM PDT
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"Immersion is playing Half-Life and not noticing your house is burning down."- Paul Barnett

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with what he thought to be most of the undead dead lieut_pat relaxes and prepares to turn home. suddenly another wave of them comes down, too many for his ships to destroy."fall back, fall ba-" he suddenly stops, he feels like he is being pulled away. the feeling passes and he looks back at the undead. they're just floating around, not moving.he sees Halo Cmdr fire his QS gun."well i guess that takes care of them.good job today boys, we're headin home."

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When DaElAlTH2 recovers from the exhaustion, he finds that the Reaper is waiting for him. DaElAlTH2 falls to his knees and says:
"I have done what you asked, great one" Death answers:
"You have performed well. As a reward, you may keep the staff. It has depleted most of it's power, but it still holds great power. Do not misuse my gift" With those words, the Reaper dissapears, leaving DaElAlTH2 with the staff

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:10:36 AM]

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Hey Xeroh, you were rescued from DaEIAITH's ship(that got destroyed a while later), and teleported to Dolorous's ship now. You will have to speak with him, since I don't think he will let you off his ship due to what you tried to unleash.

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Mooman collapses in his chair, exhausted for some unknown reason. he can only ponder what just happened. slowly he begins to regain his strength, but its still not enough. his crew does the same.
"*gasping* hold on, stop the ship" the Silent Storm comes to a halt. "medical team to the bridge, the whole crew up here just became very weak"
a very tired, almost dead voice comes over the com. "where- getting- the same- thing"

Mooman dispatches a squad of terminator cows along with a few scout craft to scout anround look for some movement. the cows were immediately sent out, but the scout pilots took some time to recover before they could be sent out. nothing was found.

it took a couple of days for everyone to recover enough strength to get going again. the Storm's engines fired up.
"ok people we need to move fast. we've lost some time, and i want to get to the Godsends before someone does something stupid and releases all of them at once."
the main engines going, Mooman fires the 4 standby engines. the Silent Storm rockets forward, almost as fast as it usually goes while its inside the worm holes.
"divert all power to the engines. we've lost a lot of time, an di need to make up for it"



Chinchilla, you got mad at me because of your black hole incident? though the chinchilla is only 1/10 of our size, 700billion would make more than enough people to cover the earth 20x over. black hole time :).

  • 07.04.2004 11:31 AM PDT
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Yeah, Xeroh, your ship is still at the bottom of the ocean. It seems that your not even in the center of the galaxy any more. Like I said before, you can speak him Dolorous about what exactly he did.

  • 07.04.2004 11:33 AM PDT
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Sorta. He is a Praetor, when someone in the consul(me, Pink Menace, or Excommunicado) fails, he takes control of the situation.

  • 07.04.2004 11:59 AM PDT
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lieut_pat arrives back at the Fortress and returns to his study."Now all immediate threats have been nutralized. But the problem with the Godsends still troubles me. I must continue researching these beings if they are to be stopped."



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and then i come down and nuke everbody. the explosion was so loud you could barley even hear it

THE END.

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as lieut_pat begins his work, Mooman is making good progress toward the fabled resting place of the Godsends. he has thourougly studied almost every myth, tale, etc. of the Godsends and believes that he know how how to reincarnate one instead of all seven at once. but he has to be careful to choose the right Godsend. though each is equally as dangerous as the others, some are much easier to control than the others. he is hoping to revive D'aul, who has immeasureable abilities to protect and serve it master.

  • 07.04.2004 1:10 PM PDT