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Subject: THE GODSENDS
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Posted by: killingspree
Killingspree leaves the ship where he helped halo CMDR, and follows him to the planet auir. Killingspree thinks for a minute...and decides to board Halo CMDR's ship instead. Hope there wont be an intruder alert


And we thought you would become a valuable ally too!

Too late for that. Seeing as it is Halo's ship, I will let him deal with it as necessary.
Of course if the situation degenerates we will have to intervene. At which point we will commence the killing.

  • 07.06.2004 9:12 AM PDT
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I am a valuable ally, I helped Halo CMDR! Did you guys take care of the demon Excomm

  • 07.06.2004 9:15 AM PDT
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Goldeneyes wanders around, completly lost, until he sees a fortress that is blacker than night. Goldeneyes shouts "Hey, is anyone here? Can anyone give me some directions? I'm kinda lost! Hello? HELLO?" Goldeneyes, seeing no one around to ask for directions, decided to step up to the gate and see if he could find an intercom of some kind.

  • 07.06.2004 9:16 AM PDT
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Killingspree- your infiltration of CMRD's ship led me to believe that you wished to oppose us. But if you wish to join Auir, state what your city/state will be if you so wish to make one. And yes, the demon was killed, and not in a very epic fashion, but killed nonetheless. The entire ordeal is over, and Pink Menace has gone renegade yet again. He wrought damage upon the most beautiful Caesaria, and so he will be punished in time.


Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes wanders around, completly lost, until he sees a fortress that is blacker than night. Goldeneyes shouts "Hey, is anyone here? Can anyone give me some directions? I'm kinda lost! Hello? HELLO?" Goldeneyes, seeing no one around to ask for directions, decided to step up to the gate and see if he could find an intercom of some kind.


As Excommunicado prepares to set off on his journey, he notices a lone individual at the black gate of the citadel. He chuckled, realizing the odds of someone finding the Black Citadel. Seeing the stranger is quite disoriented, he stays the arms of his archers.

The gate creaks open before Goldeneyes, and out steps a mysterious, tall individual robed in black.
"What do you seek, unwary sojourner?"

  • 07.06.2004 9:23 AM PDT
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Posted by: Excommunicado
Posted by: Goldeneyes
Goldeneyes wanders around, completly lost, until he sees a fortress that is blacker than night. Goldeneyes shouts "Hey, is anyone here? Can anyone give me some directions? I'm kinda lost! Hello? HELLO?" Goldeneyes, seeing no one around to ask for directions, decided to step up to the gate and see if he could find an intercom of some kind.


As Excommunicado prepares to set off on his journey, he notices a lone individual at the black gate of the citadel. He chuckled, realizing the odds of someone finding the Black Citadel. Seeing the stranger is quite disoriented, he stays the arms of his archers.

The gate creaks open before Goldeneyes, and out steps a mysterious, tall individual robed in black.
"What do you seek, unwary sojourner?"


"Uhh, right. Can you tell me where I can find hot springs of Narucassian Miger? My charter crash landed someplace out there and I got lost looking for the springs so I can enjoy my vacation, although I hear this place is something of a war zone now"

  • 07.06.2004 9:28 AM PDT
Subject: Mosseymou's grand entrance, well other grand entrance
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Weee woop wooep (not ewok talk.) The blaring alarm sounds, the guards come out. He has four lazers caneering here and there to find Killing spree. One lazer found it's mark, and ks heard an athoritive "HALT". A round, another , after another went off, but didn't hit him!
He looks around, and a cloaked rabid grunt with foam spurtingf with each shot. The grunt says "the pain, it feels so..... welcome" and slumps over. Two marines had felt the chilled bite of the grun'ts needler, and fell over. Two were left. What the... The grunt, he was also fatter then usual.. Wait... Flood outbreak. No. ONe of the two marines was too slow, and he got infected the instant. KS pulls a pistol out, the last marine wondors what is happening! The MArine pulls out the AR. "dont shoot, i have a weapon," he said, with fear and rage twined in his voice. KS shoots, but at the spore. MArine's battle sences kicked in,slowly, even though he was an officer. The Rifle jammed. Fear crept up his arm, no it was a flood spore!
KS shoots, hits the marines arm, and the flood spore, a moment longer and the marine wouldve died. KS got up, offered the marine a hand, and saw Mossymou on the tag. A HELLJUMPER, imagine that...


a month earlier, after going on leave in utah, Mossey mou came aboard the Fligtess,the battle ship, to aide halo cmdr, I was ready to jump, and got into his space resistant suit . It came in contact with forieners, who decided to come and take over.after days of suppression, i escapedon a small covie ship. It was headed for Earth! No, I wouldn't have that, so I butt the top hatch open. I hit it with a side swipe, and sparks flew. LAst one out of my ship, there would be none left out of this one, i jumped in, closed the hatch, and came in. Many were sleeping to prepare for battle, I stealthily meleed the grunts. The blood spattered in the bunks, and it went everywhere. Behind me, the warmth of the grunt's blood awoke a small grunt, who charged him, he whacked him unconsious, what the heck? the grunt was foaming?. HE steered the ship towards the Stargazure , anothe Helljumper ship. He got a crew of 16. After hearing the end of the oath of the HELLJUMPERS:ORBITAL THUNDER(join the clan) I led them to the back to get ready to move as, we re gonna practice jumping on a planet aurir, with haloCMDR advising, we then got prepared to jump . Explosions started, rocking of the ship evading fire also began. Two near misses, one hit, to the bow.explosions rocked the stern, and only 5 marines, besides me had their jumping gear on, the others got sucked into the vaccuum. Shrapnel killed a young one, Greshma. and the other five escaped, en route, the escape was disaster, one died in damages to the gear. The covie ship i had infiltrated and boarded was there, following us. the marines and i made it the CDMR's ship, and aborted the jumping to bodyguard. the ship fired rounds at the same covie ship. The one i infiltrated, it got hit, slightly, and crashed. LAter that day, entrance was detected, and my marines and i came to sort out the problem, there were two figures...

[Edited on 7/6/2004 9:50:14 AM]

  • 07.06.2004 9:43 AM PDT
Subject: Mosseymou's a loser
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this happened on KS entrance to the ship, it took a while to think up and type

i needed a grand entrance so here it is

[Edited on 7/6/2004 9:53:37 AM]

  • 07.06.2004 9:51 AM PDT
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Killinspree doesnt board Halo CMDR's ship to oppose, but only to chillout for a sec. My city/state will be named Tri-Force. My remaining forces will station there. I am an ally.

  • 07.06.2004 9:56 AM PDT
Subject: LASER WAR: THE NEW AGE
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i aint tired your tired ive slept amillion years i am back in yellow excommunicado what do i do now resubribe to your club that was $19.88 tell me or ill eat dirt.

  • 07.06.2004 10:39 AM PDT
Subject: THE GODSENDS
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excomm i will make a base to cover the rear flank of your base for i have got my elite intelligence and i ask can i have 2000 troops to build and fight with and all your stongest men for i will kill the traitor pink menace and bring his head to you on a pogo cannon.

  • 07.06.2004 11:03 AM PDT
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hmm traking down the pink menace would be a waste i will make a pact with pink menace i will give hime the godsends he will train me mage ttactics and give me 500 men.is it a deal if it is give me a magic case that will suck them up when i get in the worm hole

  • 07.06.2004 11:37 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

"Hmmm. Your offer is tempting... Yet you forget one thing. I bargain with no man/Invisable Elite/grunt." Pink says as lighntnig flies from Sunder, Impacting a tall tree and causing it to catch fire. "I still seek Dolorous, however. He is a worthy opponent, to be sure. I have long wondered if I can match his skills... Invisable Elite, do you really think you can destroy me? I think not... You may want to rethink your tactics.

Suddenly, in front of Xeroh, a Capital Ship rises from the ice. Fully armed and dangerous to be sure. It has a message on the door, however. Xeroh, startled and amazed, walks to the door. She sees the note, which reads as follows. "Better?" She walks in and sits at the control panel on the bridge, in which the seat turn a full 360 degrees. (I forgot if it was Xeroh, but someone had a ship and "Its only weakness was that the seat did not turn all the way around")

[Edited on 7/6/2004 11:50:51 AM]

  • 07.06.2004 11:45 AM PDT
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behind the ship came one hundred ships 99 mercs and 1 invisable elite ha if you dont train me i will have my men use your magi bathroom moo wha ha ha ha

  • 07.06.2004 12:09 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Then, in front of Xeroh's very eyes, Lightning bolts struck each and every one of the mercenarys down, slaying them. A great crack then opened up, spilling all of the corpses into a seemingly bottomless pit. All that was left was one very frightened Invisable Elite, not knowing what has happened. Suddenly, he found himself in Excommunicad's quarters. A voice rang out through his head "Tell him everything." Then all went quiet.

Oh and Invisable Elite, thats not my ship. Thats Xeroh's ship. Shes not a Magi. Get your facts straight.

[Edited on 7/6/2004 12:15:23 PM]

  • 07.06.2004 12:14 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

You have a way off the moon.

  • 07.06.2004 12:17 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Hey, I turned evil. Anything goes right now. Hey Xeroh, Mind if I take a ride wit you to get the Godsends? *In Da Club starts playing over the ship PA system*

[Edited on 7/6/2004 12:22:07 PM]

  • 07.06.2004 12:19 PM PDT
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dolarus please go to area 82 unarmed

  • 07.06.2004 12:21 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Now why would he do that? Hes on a quest to kill me. He knows its the only chance you all got. Why would he let the whole universe become my pawn just to go to area 82? Me and him are gonna have a wittle bitty brawl. Lol. Wittle bitty brawl. Thats funny. Hey Im listening to in the garage by weezer. Thats some good -blam!- right there.

  • 07.06.2004 12:24 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

now THATS what Im talkin about! *Pink_Menace telekenetically turns the dial and cranks up In Da Club* Lets ride!

  • 07.06.2004 12:28 PM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

I do realize you will have to TRY... bt you wont succede. Hey, lets not tell our sad stories. It party time! *A lerge keg of heiniken magically appears, along with a few bongs.*

  • 07.06.2004 12:31 PM PDT