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Subject: I use the "GENERAL" button layout... *Updated: H3 ADDICT*

Marine Corps.
Semper Fi.

Posted by: Wikked Navajoe
My problems [with Reach] are basically just full parties, mlg, and people who go out of their way not to get killed.

I've been overlooking this thread for a while, I finally read it and do not regret it. This is really funny stuff.

  • 10.23.2008 6:23 PM PDT
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Pwnin.

I lol'd hard at Up on D-pad - Blame Stosh, nice work Cheat.

  • 10.23.2008 6:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cheatlancer
Ever play against a General in matchmaking and get out BR'd every time?
Do they somehow defy the confines and laws of the game?
Do you find yourself about to kill one when they pull out their sniper and headshot you?
Do Generals have special powers? Not quite...

I sat down with my good friend, Father786 (a General, I might add) and asked him how he suddenly became a beast at this game when he got his "wreathe-and-two-stars". I assumed that he was good at Halo 3 because of his "skill". Boy was I wrong...

It turns out that the reason Generals are so good is because they use the "GENERAL" control layout. When Father told me this, I did not believe him. Using his General powers, he let me get a look at this truly schweet control layout. This control layout can be viewed here. He informed me that this control scheme unlocks when you reach the level of "General".

Father told me to NEVER tell anyone about this control layout, because then people would judge the Generals of Halo 3. He said people would make biased statements about this control scheme. I respectfully disagree. I told him that the people of Bungie.net didn't judge people based on rank, and that most players had the utmost respect for those good enough to get to General.

So now you know the truth behind the everyday General's so called "skill".

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If you read this far and believe I was serious in any manner, doom on you (This was a joke).
The button layout was photoshopped by me.
The picture I used looked like this
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This freaking awesome picture came to be when my friend in RL, Corsair314, and I were talking about button layouts and times we got raped in Halo 3. I suggested they were using a special button layout, and we got a few laughs. The next day, he comes to Chemistry class with this concept on the back of a homework calendar (Yeah, I know it is hard to read). I suggested that it was a wonderful idea, and told him I could photoshop it and make it look real. He was 'very excite'. That's the story, and here we are...

A special thanks go out to my friend Corsair314 for all his great ideas...

Button Layouts:
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<GENERAL>
<N00B>
<56K DIAL UP>
<RROD>
<MLG PRO>
<H3 ADDICT>

Epic win?

Thread saved and the MLG button layout is pretty funny

[Edited on 10.23.2008 6:32 PM PDT]

  • 10.23.2008 6:31 PM PDT

I've done a book report on The Fall of Reach...

  • 10.23.2008 6:46 PM PDT
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I love the MLG one, that made me laugh the most.

  • 10.23.2008 6:53 PM PDT
Subject: I use the "GENERAL" button layout...

Do you accept user made? Just tell me the letter style, I kinda feel like making one.

  • 10.23.2008 7:02 PM PDT

Posted by: Corsair314
Do you accept user made? Just tell me the letter style, I kinda feel like making one.


Sorry. Until we officially close the thread of new ideas, we can't take user entrees. However, at the end, we will be posting the main screen to edit and the font style so you can make your own!


Alright thanks man. Can you just tell me the letter style, i want to make one for fun.
What photoshop program do you use?
These are all cool ideas.

  • 10.23.2008 7:19 PM PDT
Subject: I use the "GENERAL" button layout... *Updated: H3 ADDICT*

Don't waste your time or time will waste you.
-Muse

Ok.

This is actually a very clever post.

I lol'd IRL...several times.

  • 10.23.2008 7:28 PM PDT

Posted by: Corsair314
Posted by: Corsair314

Do you accept user made? Just tell me the letter style, I kinda feel like making one.




Sorry. Until we officially close the thread of new ideas, we can't take user entrees. However, at the end, we will be posting the main screen to edit and the font style so you can make your own!



Alright thanks man. Can you just tell me the letter style, i want to make one for fun.
What photoshop program do you use?
These are all cool ideas


I am not the one that does the Photoshopping here, I just help come up with ideas. If you do need information about the artsy parts, ask the good Cheat.


CheatLancer whast the the letter style for your cool pictures please? I would like to know please, i want to make one for fun. Thanks a lot.

  • 10.23.2008 7:36 PM PDT
Subject: I use the "GENERAL" button layout... *Updated: H3 ADDICT*

BTB <3
Chopper <3
Voidal :Jiaijoe is a French Canadian who gradually learns English as he goes here.

lol nice job :)

  • 10.23.2008 7:36 PM PDT

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The "GENERAL" button layout... | Tru7h Vision | The Banhammer
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I did this layout a few days ago, but this seems like as good a time as any to post it...

<NORRIS>

  • 10.24.2008 8:37 AM PDT

Norris and Noob are the best. Ill be waiting for more.

  • 10.24.2008 11:23 AM PDT
Subject: I use the "GENERAL" button layout... *Updated: NORRIS*

The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it.

GENERAL

56K DIAL UP

And MLG PRO are the best.

norris was a little lame. :-(

  • 10.24.2008 11:30 AM PDT
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LOL

  • 10.24.2008 11:32 AM PDT

I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of the United Earth Space Corp;
And to the military, for which it stands;
One army, under Bungie;
Unstoppable, with Spartans, and Carbines for all!

lol at NORRIS, that was awesome...

  • 10.24.2008 11:56 AM PDT
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Awesome work! You should do an HLG one.

  • 10.24.2008 12:07 PM PDT
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This thread brings me great LOLs.

  • 10.24.2008 12:09 PM PDT
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For "N00B" you could also have "Drives up in mongoose next to teammate wearing camo"

[Edited on 10.24.2008 12:12 PM PDT]

  • 10.24.2008 12:10 PM PDT
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Wow. So much is clear to me now...

How the hell did I ever beat Generals with this kind of layout against me?! I'm impressed with myself. You have opened my eyes, sir.

  • 10.24.2008 12:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: C0PPERP0T
Awesome work! You should do an HLG one.


Good idea

  • 10.24.2008 12:26 PM PDT

Cheatlancer.com
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The "GENERAL" button layout... | Tru7h Vision | The Banhammer
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Posted by: C0PPERP0T
Awesome work! You should do an HLG one.
I was working on a HLG one yesterday when I realized something: HLG would never work because all they do is get the lead and hide... There will not be a HLG layout, sorry...

  • 10.24.2008 12:39 PM PDT