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he has recon, he just doesnt want anyone to see it

  • 10.21.2008 4:50 PM PDT

-When I googled Harold Ryan it came up with a car dealers name and when I clicked on an add saying they could get rid of my tickets (OMG Click it Or Ticket!) it said only $500. If you take $500 from $500 you get $0 and if you add $8 to that and then take away $1 you get $7! Coincidence or not?

Kids were complaining that Master Chiefs helmet was to scary so developers of Bungie spent a year in an office brainstorming and finally came up with $700 bailout plan that basically entailed censoring master chiefs face with a Blue box as it appeals to kids and puttting cartoony needles in him at all time to make him look more appealing.

  • 10.21.2008 5:24 PM PDT

Oh god Master Chief has a secret?!

  • 10.21.2008 6:43 PM PDT

$x='print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x; ';
print chr(36),"x=",chr(39),$x,chr(39),";\n",$x;

I work at Microsoft. I have nothing to do with Halo and nothing I say is "the official word".

"This picture is clearly 'shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from having seen a good number of 'shops in my time."

  • 10.21.2008 8:04 PM PDT
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"Master Chief is going to pursue a new career in sexxay pronz.

  • 10.21.2008 10:18 PM PDT

Check out my Soundcloud account to hear some of my music.
Here's my twitter, in the off-chance you want that too.

Community Joe Interview: defnop552
Bye.

"Frankie loved water so much, he added in an extra (water) helmet"

  • 10.22.2008 12:33 PM PDT

It seems the creature known as the "Master Chief" is camera shy and has the ability to block it's own facial image from cameras. Normally this is down with a yellow visor, but it appears budget cuts are causing him to use a blue sheet of paper.

  • 10.22.2008 2:28 PM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH

New Armor! HELMET: Sqaure

Description: An older form of stealth techology, this helmet was used to blend in with its surroundings. The only problem was we had a difficult time getting it on Master Cheif's head, so now Master Cheif has a badly damaged brain, and facial expression.

  • 10.22.2008 3:31 PM PDT

Harbinger of Death

"The FCC decides that Master Chief has a face made for radio."

  • 10.22.2008 4:17 PM PDT
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Bungie's new death animation, the in game blue screen

  • 10.22.2008 5:03 PM PDT
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Microsoft's revenge for the divorce: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!

  • 10.22.2008 5:06 PM PDT

Posted by: jemima
Wow! Finally! [url= http://www.youfail.org]Here[/url] you go... I have to warn you that it isn't worth it. Such a failure this week. I would rather have not had an update at all.


NOTE TO ALL: MY PM INBOX IS BROKEN AND BUNGIE CANNOT FIX IT. SEND MESSAGES TO MY GT.

Or, Email me at gamefreek96@aim.com
^^^Jemima Got PWNED^^^

And we thought Frankie had it bad...

  • 10.22.2008 5:07 PM PDT

Posted by: jemima
Wow! Finally! [url= http://www.youfail.org]Here[/url] you go... I have to warn you that it isn't worth it. Such a failure this week. I would rather have not had an update at all.


NOTE TO ALL: MY PM INBOX IS BROKEN AND BUNGIE CANNOT FIX IT. SEND MESSAGES TO MY GT.

Or, Email me at gamefreek96@aim.com
^^^Jemima Got PWNED^^^

In honor of Frankie, Bungie recently revealed this new Armor Permutation.

  • 10.22.2008 5:10 PM PDT
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in the TU3, everyone's helmet shall be changed to block mode. Maybe then the punks will appriciate their old helmets and stop whining about recon...

  • 10.22.2008 5:13 PM PDT
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screw recon, i want that helmet!!!!!!!

  • 10.22.2008 6:02 PM PDT
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Talk to the Soul | ~B.B. | Know Your Duardo |  | Hero | ISFJ | 77135 | 94371

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me."

Ending way early because better things are coming :)

  • 10.23.2008 8:44 AM PDT

I was on Bungie Favorites once, you know.

Posted by: TASK
That's so kawaii and sugoi. You should come over to my place and I'll let you nyan all over my ugu.

"John's acupuncture session ended abruptly when the massusse began sticking long pink things in his posterior..."

  • 10.23.2008 9:08 AM PDT

It’s all cyclical...

Sponge Chief, Square Head...Sponge Chief, Square Head...Sponge Cheif....Square Head...

[Edited on 10.23.2008 9:14 AM PDT]

  • 10.23.2008 9:13 AM PDT

TONIGHT ON BUNGIE's MOST WANTED

  • 10.23.2008 9:56 AM PDT

well, since the photo isn't complete then this caption won't be either

(insert clever and well thought out caption here)

  • 10.23.2008 6:54 PM PDT

Posted by: Great_Pretender
Case and point: don't worry about it. Girls start getting boobies pretty soon, and then you'll have plenty of other things to think about. Being an Inheritor is not a life goal.
-TGP-

*After a freak accident involving a mongoose, a grunt, and a monkey and a fragged truck, the master chief's face was scarred for life.... Since he did not want anyone to know he hid it behind an 8-Bit Block created by Nintendo....*

  • 10.23.2008 6:58 PM PDT
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Sorry chief but if you don't put on your make-up in the mornings, we can't show your face on telivision
Crap, just saw that it ended

[Edited on 10.25.2008 12:12 AM PDT]

  • 10.25.2008 12:11 AM PDT
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he is really samus under there

  • 10.25.2008 4:22 AM PDT

Chief felt a little blank after his loss of Cortana

  • 10.25.2008 5:10 AM PDT

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