- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
part 2: after this little -blam!- encounter the master chief and his "friends" have, they all go out for iced tea and cafe latte's. they start chatting about jewelery and other monotonous conversational subjects when a Brute named "Brown-Rod" (god knows why...maybe because he get's a brown rof from going into places he shouldn't) starts getting jealous and says to master chief, "I don't want you to be with all these other people, raaaarrrrr." Master chief then says to him, "Ok hun, for you."
two days later Brown-Rod and MC go do some shopping for some she-oak furniture when another brute comes up to MC and says, "Thanks for last night chief, you really are the master!" Brown-Rod couldn't believe what he heard....MC was cheating...after 1 day!!! Brown-Rod then got pyscho and started smacking MC around. MC got pissed and pulled out his rifle and said, "I'll f****ing shoot you bastard, you were only a toy" Brown-Rod smacked him in the face and master chief got seriously pissed and blew Brown-Rod's head to kingdom kong.
another brute saw this and was like, "Blood is thicker than water!" more brutes agreed and the circled around MC and he got pissed and heard this chick in his head say "Bet you can't stick it," when he had a plasma grenadge pulled out. MC accepted her challenge..."Your on!" the war starts with him going spaz and blowing the s*** out of the place and then the war begins.