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Subject: Elephant Jokes
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Worst jokes, ever. But I'm putting them up, anyways! Someone will be amused.

1. How do you know if there's been an elephant in your fridge? There's footprints in the peanut butter.

2. How do you know if an elephant's been sleeping your pj's?
The elastic is all stretched out.

3. How do you know if there's an elephant in teh bath tub with you?
You can feel him breathing on you.

4. How many elephants fit in a Volkswagen bug?
Five: Two in the front seat, two in teh back, and one in the glove box.

5. Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?
To hide in strawberry patches.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
You haven't? It works really well, doesn't it?

6. Why do ducks have flat feet?
To stomp out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stomp out flaming ducks.

7. What's gray and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation.(not technically an elephant joke)

Ack. These are only a few of the elephant jokes I know. Horrible, right?


  • 07.04.2004 5:17 PM PDT
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BEST ELEPHANT JOKE EVER


knock knock

whos there

elephant

elephant who?

elephant

BEAT THAT.

  • 07.04.2004 5:29 PM PDT
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That was just plain stupid.

  • 07.04.2004 5:30 PM PDT
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Then u write a better one.

  • 07.04.2004 5:32 PM PDT
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those are the most least funny jokes i have ever heard

  • 07.04.2004 5:38 PM PDT
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Yeah

  • 07.04.2004 5:46 PM PDT
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Wow, that flaming duck joke reminds me of something I heard a long time ago. There was supposedly an elephant whom a zoo employee taught to paint kinda basic stuff. The reason the human did that in the first place was because the elephant displayed unexpected intelligence and fascination with colours by luring ducks with duck food, then smashing them into bloody messes with her foot. I'll look for a link and bring it back to y'all if I find it, it's really bizarre.

Anyway, on topic...
What's the difference between a NY taxi and an elephant?
The elephant has a trunk on the front and an <censored> on the back, while the taxi is the other way around.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 6:50:29 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 6:49 PM PDT
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Lame joke time? Ok.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.

All the animals were invited to a conference, because the crocodiles kept eating everyone. The crocodiles, of course were not invited. Who was not at the conference?
The crocodiles and the giraffe, cause he's still in the fridge.
<sarcsasm> hahaha</sarcasam>

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:21:13 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 7:24 PM PDT
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I got one one that's worse:

thre was an Italian baker,a theif,and a -blam!- guy,who they all went to hell.the Devil said to them:"if you can promise not to do the things you like best,then I'll let you up to earth." so the three of them went up to eath.
So the italian cook was walking on the street when he walked by a deli that had a sign on the window that said;help wanted.so he went in,cooked,and went to hell.The Theif was walking down the street when he saw a 20$ bill."this must be my lucky day,"said the Theif.
he bent down to pick up the money,and the -blam!- guy went to hell.

  • 07.04.2004 8:17 PM PDT
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that one is funny. rofl.

[Edited on 7/4/2004 8:22:06 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 8:21 PM PDT
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It's my signature infection, Gimli; I use it to tell who's touched my filthy reply button and not washed their post.

  • 07.04.2004 8:48 PM PDT
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What? Touched your reply button? Without checking for the bug? Fine then, I'll join you.

  • 07.04.2004 10:38 PM PDT
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this is indeed very strange.

  • 07.04.2004 10:40 PM PDT
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ADULT OR JUVENILE as forumrunner thinks








A man with a speech impediment walks into a hardware store and says,"Do
you have any f.uckets?'"
The clerk says, "Any what?"
Again he says any f.uckets.
She replies, "You mean buckets?"
He says, "Yes." She shows him where they are, he buys his buckets and leaves.
Next he goes to the drug store and says, "Do you have any bum?"
The clerk says, "Any what?" He again says, "Any bum."
She replies, "You mean gum?"
He says, "Yes." She shows him where the gum is, he buys his gum and leaves.
Next he goes to the pet shop, walks up to the clerk and asks,
"Do you have any c ock and spankets?" She says, "Any what?"
He again says, "C ock and spankets."
She says, "You mean c ocker Spaniel's?"
He says, "Yes."
She shows him where they are, he buys one and walks out.
He is walking his dog through the park, when suddenly the dog gets
lose. He runs up to a man sitting on a bench and says,
"Will you hold my bum and f ucket, while I go get my c ock and spanket

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:04:51 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 10:51 PM PDT
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There was a dwarf and an elephant. The elephant said "I serve Soulblighter!" And the dwarf was all "Hehehe!" The dwarf then blew the elephant up.

  • 07.04.2004 10:57 PM PDT
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One time there was this big bear in my house then he came up to me while i was on the coMPUTER FJJJJ;AR;BWF;FBFUBBCVB,BFRUDKB,,,,

  • 07.04.2004 11:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: NOT A SPAMMER 2
JUVENILE
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A man with a speech impediment...

  • 07.04.2004 11:00 PM PDT
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OK i fixed it.

  • 07.04.2004 11:07 PM PDT
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there was a blonde,a brunette,and a redhead robbing a bank.when a security guard came,the red head jumped into a bag of cats,the brunette jumped into a bag of dogs,and the blonde jumped into a bag of potatoe.
the security guard knocked on the bag of cats.
"anybody in there?"he asked.
the only replie was "meow!"
the guard knocked on the bag of dogs.
"anybody in there?"he asked.
the only replie was "woof!"
the guard knocked on the bag of potatoes.
"anybody in there?"
the only replie was "potatoe!"

  • 07.04.2004 11:09 PM PDT
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

  • 07.04.2004 11:17 PM PDT
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REAL ELEPHANT JOKE

There once was a elephant and a tiger that hated each other. One day, they found a genie in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes.The elephant went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male elephant in this land." And he got his wish.
The tiger said, "I want a motercycle helmet." And he got his wish.

The elephant went up and said, "I wish to be the only male elephant in the United States, and all the rest to be female." And he got his wish.

The tiger said, "I wish I had a motorcycle to go with that helmet." And he got his wish.

The elephant said, "I wish I was the only male elephant in the world, and all the rest were females." And he got his wish.

It was the tigers turn, and he said, "I wish that elephant was -blam!-."

Goodnight. PEACE

[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:30:15 PM]

  • 07.04.2004 11:28 PM PDT
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How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Open the door, put him in, close the door.



HAHAHA

  • 07.05.2004 12:23 AM PDT