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ADULT OR JUVENILE as forumrunner thinks
A man with a speech impediment walks into a hardware store and says,"Do
you have any f.uckets?'"
The clerk says, "Any what?"
Again he says any f.uckets.
She replies, "You mean buckets?"
He says, "Yes." She shows him where they are, he buys his buckets and leaves.
Next he goes to the drug store and says, "Do you have any bum?"
The clerk says, "Any what?" He again says, "Any bum."
She replies, "You mean gum?"
He says, "Yes." She shows him where the gum is, he buys his gum and leaves.
Next he goes to the pet shop, walks up to the clerk and asks,
"Do you have any c ock and spankets?" She says, "Any what?"
He again says, "C ock and spankets."
She says, "You mean c ocker Spaniel's?"
He says, "Yes."
She shows him where they are, he buys one and walks out.
He is walking his dog through the park, when suddenly the dog gets
lose. He runs up to a man sitting on a bench and says,
"Will you hold my bum and f ucket, while I go get my c ock and spanket
[Edited on 7/4/2004 11:04:51 PM]