- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Posted by: Halo 2 guy 99er
all you bastared out there who hate these maps you are more than -blam!- bastards u are bloody -blam!- bastards
LMAO Folks I think we have found the loser of every spelling bee contest ever made.
His name 'Halo 2 guy 99er'
The maps are good I have my issues with Bungie and the whole trying to turn wizard and other maps into ancient ruin looking crap, I mean is Halo not a game set in the future?
Anywhoo I guess Frankie doesnt really care about you guys because he has nothing for a weekly update so here is my weekly update!
“SIV3L’s Weekly Update’’
Okay folks so here it is! The answer to the question you have all been waiting for. Why does Bungie not care about the fans!
Well to answer this is complex. I mean there are many reasons we don’t like you guys, but I will try and keep our points precise yet simple and to the point.
After working strenuously to try and figure a way to fix the cheating we found out that it cannot be fixed. So were going to let you go ahead and complain about it and not listen because frankly “We don’t care”. I mean Yes we may have not foreseen this and yes our geometry was done half a$$ed, but that’s why the game sold more than 2 million copies. So that we could laugh at you while people cheated against you in games and just sit back and count the hundreds of millions of dollars we wipe our a$$es with.
Our next goal is to make you pay for extra content. I am sure most of you are wondering why we do not talk about the cheating anymore yet try to blind you with this map stuff. Well to be honest it’s one big cover up that were proud to say is working on most of the little kids out there who don’t know any better. This time around we will laugh at you guys all the way to the bank for you see we will not fix any of the cheating going on we will just hand you these maps for a fairly stiff fee, and keep laughing as people Stanby, glitch and cheat their ranks all the way to the top.
Why? You ask? The answer is simple. We don’t give a good -blam!- about you or your parents money. DON’T ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR PERMISSION TO DOWNLOAD THIS CONTENT KIDDIES BECAUSE WE DON’T WANT THEM TO KNOW WE JUST WANT YOU TO HIT THE “ARE YOU SURE” BUTTON WHEN THE MAPS ARRIVE.
As for Frankie, he decided he did not want to answer any of the other nicer questions because FRANKLY FRANKIE does not have any answers for you. He thinks you’re all a bunch of idiots who he can give two -blam!-s about because at the end of his hard day of doing nothing he gets a paycheck which he is content with. He states ,by his actions, that he has only one thing to say in he Weekly updates and this week he would like to say -blam!- YOU to all the fans of Bungie and Halo 2. “Isn’t that kind of on the nose Frankie?’
Well on the the Q and A!!!!
Q: Is Bungie ever going to release a cheat fix?
A: No F U!
Q: Does Bungie care about its fanbase?
A: That’s a BIG HUGE NO we can care less!
Q: Why didn’t Frankie do the weekly update?
A: Well because he doesn’t have much to say to defend any of the truths I have brought up. Oh and he says F U!
Q: What would the MC look like if he were in front of me right now?
A: Imagine a giant wang slapping you in the face. That’s how it would look!