- Halen2020
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- Noble Heroic Member
There is a fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day.
With regard to camping, banshees and other "noob" tactics,
If It Wins, It Works.(tm)
*Please check example at bottom of post.
Alright, I was playing some halo flash games, when I came across this sound board. It has some pretty good phrases.
And, guess what? You don't have to memorize the quote locations.
In order, left to right, top to bottom, here are the marine quotes, so, take the time, and create a conversation. then, post the quote numbers, so others may hear it.
(i've found that, starting with 55, lots of stuff is hilarious.
Marine soundboard
1. Ya know, this reminds me of the time I got herpes.
2. Hell yeah!
3. We came we saw, we kicked their asses!
4. hey you the perfect hieght to kiss my ass!
5. There are weapons all over the place, don't take mine!
6. Ahem, with respect sir, you suck.
7. Oh, I will beat your ass.
8. Yes, I pooped my pants, so what?
9. Chief, you may be the dumbest best man, I've ever met.
10. Everybody was kung-fo fightin'.
11. I'm gonna rip that tank off and beat you to death with it.
12. Alright, aim for thier asses!
13. Let's settle in. Anyone see a Starbucks? Oh, there's one over there. Oh, and one across the corner from it. Oh, and then there's one across the corner from that. Oh, there's twelve of them.
14. You are so gonna get laid tonight.
15. Heh heh hehe, you know why they call us Marines, right?
16. Well, I could use half an hour with one of those Navy hurses, but otherwise, it's all good.
17. Uh, let's see, our colonies are blown to hell, the Covenant have found Earth, and our last, best hope is a guy in green, metal underoos with serious friendly fire issues. Yeah, I'm great.
18. Bloody hell, what's this then?
19. Alright, who pissed em off?
20. Just so you know, I'm flipping you the bird in my mind.
21. Alright, what do you want, a cookie?
22. I'mrubberyourgluewhateveryousaybouncesoffmeandstickstoyou . Heh heh.
23. oh, weak, it's totally hiding from us.
24. And we've got a lovely parting gift for the losers. It's death!
25. Relax, that's why they're drugs.
26. Bad boys, bad buys, watcha gonna do? you're gonn get the crap kicked outta you, that's what your gonna do.
27. Got an enemy here. Here! HERE!
28. Take off your mask, you can't be that ugly.
29. Marine. Gun. You. Trigger. Pull. Kill.
30. YOu gonna die grunt.
31. Uh, hello, idiot?
32. What I do to piss that -blam!- off?
33. One more time, a littel louder, so all the enemies can here.
34. That ain't cool soldier. That ain't cool at all.
35. Screw you grunt.
36. I need a nurse! No, no, no, a female nurse.
37. Wonder twin powers, activate.
38. Sonova-blam!-!
39. Hey, if you're going to the fridge, grab me a beer, please?
40. kick em in the crotch!
41. Sit down, -blam!-.
42. You got mental problems soldier.
43. You are all gonna die.
44. Alright marine, think it through, you don't fight, they kill you.
45. Hey, I heard you fellas taste... just like chicken!
46. According to the manual, you're a jackass.
47. Boy, if bullets were brains, all we'd hear from you is "Click click click."
48. Hey, if you suck, thats your own damn fault.
49. Keep firing, spend some of that taxpayer money!
50. Blahblahblahblahblah.
51. Ya'll are smilin' 'cause that was good, wasn't it?
52. Don't make me take off my belt.
53. That hurts Chief, that hurts real bad.
54. Frickin' tourists!
55. War, huh, what is it good for?...
56. Here's an idea, put down the gun, and go hug it.
57. You are lucky breathing is an invountary reflex.
58. Glutumus maximus, assimus yourimus.
59. Alright, I think we officially won.
60. God I love this job.
EXAMPLE
55
(after first line)
1
(after 1)
48
(after 48)
18
(after 55 ends)
33
(after 33)
55
(after first line in 55)
6
(after 6)
7