- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
Goodevening...
Our top story,Today, panic struck the nation's gamers when a highly anticipated shipment of Halo 2 was hijacked by fanatics of some kind. They were reported as being aged 18 - 30, all around the hright of 5'9,and had pale skin. Similar reports have been heard from around the world, delaying the game indefinatly for a term yet to be announced. In the places the game was delivered without harm, store clerks at the following stores: zellers, wal-mart, electronique boutiqe, microplay, future shop, 2001 audio-video, and others, reported sales of the game beyond their wildest dreams. Record income for these stores is rivaled only by the christmas rush. In education, the nations teachers are forced to close schools due to lack of students, the reason yet to be discovered. Health: Parents phone hospitals and local pharmacies to a massive infection in their children. This illness seemed to happen at the same time, affecting all of their children with no symptems. The virus seems to be lasting only a few days in the earliest reportings from cases seen two days ago, but the cause will be found it is only a matetr of time. Its 7:00 do you know where your children are? In front of your t.v. playing halo 2, so you probably arent watching my report. Come back at eleven for more updates.