- sarge117
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- Exalted Mythic Member
Okay, I admit, I was bored. Anyways, I wrote this in dedication to this cool website, as well as these message boards.
The Bungie forums are quite a site,
A place for you to come to chat.
Too bad not everyone’s all that bright,
Some people’s posts look like scat!
The moderators are in an endless fight,
The spam seems to have no end.
They try to set the forums right,
But the crap will just transcend!
The Underground is for Bungie,
New Mombasa is for Halo 2.
Zanzibar is very busy,
The Flood is like a zoo!
Some people have no decorum,
Don’t promote your clan in the Maw!
Do so in the Classifieds Forum,
And there will be no matter of law.
The “N” word is a giant no-no,
Yoozel might ninjafy you.
Don’t use it, you big bozo,
Otherwise, you’re through!
The reply button can be a powerful tool,
Be careful with your responding ways.
Don’t always think you’re so cool!
Because Shishka is not a fool.
Your topic was locked?
Cry me a river!
I’m not so shocked,
Your post was worse than liver!
The webmaster is always drunk,
That ape-suited boozer.
He looks a bit like a pile of junk,
But he might not be such a loser.
Frankie brings us kick-ass updates,
Questions and answers and all that jazz…
I guess he really just works for Bill Gates,
In Microsoft’s constant razzmatazz!
Bungie has done an excellent job,
Halo and Halo 2 were wonderful games.
So don’t offend and be a slob!
Post, and hold back the flames!
Some of you may have noticed that I used some big school words that not all of you may fully understand, so here's some quick definitions:
1. Transcend - To go beyond
2. Decorum - Propriety in manners and conduct
3. Classifieds Forum - Yeah, it does exist. Use it.
4. Razzmatazz (Yes, this is a word!) - Any exciting and complex play intended to confuse the opponent.
Anyways, hope you guys liked it. And again, yeah, I was bored. Really bored.