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Subject: A composition to Bungie.net!

Gamertag: Sarge 117

Okay, I admit, I was bored. Anyways, I wrote this in dedication to this cool website, as well as these message boards.



The Bungie forums are quite a site,
A place for you to come to chat.
Too bad not everyone’s all that bright,
Some people’s posts look like scat!

The moderators are in an endless fight,
The spam seems to have no end.
They try to set the forums right,
But the crap will just transcend!

The Underground is for Bungie,
New Mombasa is for Halo 2.
Zanzibar is very busy,
The Flood is like a zoo!

Some people have no decorum,
Don’t promote your clan in the Maw!
Do so in the Classifieds Forum,
And there will be no matter of law.

The “N” word is a giant no-no,
Yoozel might ninjafy you.
Don’t use it, you big bozo,
Otherwise, you’re through!

The reply button can be a powerful tool,
Be careful with your responding ways.
Don’t always think you’re so cool!
Because Shishka is not a fool.

Your topic was locked?
Cry me a river!
I’m not so shocked,
Your post was worse than liver!

The webmaster is always drunk,
That ape-suited boozer.
He looks a bit like a pile of junk,
But he might not be such a loser.

Frankie brings us kick-ass updates,
Questions and answers and all that jazz…
I guess he really just works for Bill Gates,
In Microsoft’s constant razzmatazz!

Bungie has done an excellent job,
Halo and Halo 2 were wonderful games.
So don’t offend and be a slob!
Post, and hold back the flames!



Some of you may have noticed that I used some big school words that not all of you may fully understand, so here's some quick definitions:

1. Transcend - To go beyond
2. Decorum - Propriety in manners and conduct
3. Classifieds Forum - Yeah, it does exist. Use it.
4. Razzmatazz (Yes, this is a word!) - Any exciting and complex play intended to confuse the opponent.

Anyways, hope you guys liked it. And again, yeah, I was bored. Really bored.

  • 03.29.2005 12:30 AM PDT

Discipline is my Sword,
Faith is my Shield,
Do not leap blindly into uncertainty,
And you may live to reap the rewards.

"The Important Thing Is To Never Stop Questioning,"

I agree, the only thing it's missing is an insult to VII Toast, LOL. No, but really thats pretty good, but I hate to think how bored you must have been to create that.

  • 03.29.2005 2:47 AM PDT
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Pretty good.

  • 03.29.2005 3:32 PM PDT

Wow, I like it! I can feel the community fire burning bright tonight! Let's see an poem to Frankie DLC (Downloadable Composition). Or, an Ode to the Overlord!

  • 03.29.2005 3:38 PM PDT
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The beginning was rhyming too much. It was abab abab. I hate poems that rhyme, but that's just my opinion.

Good job on the rest, and you definitely could've insulted the content-monkey more.

[Edited on 3/29/2005 3:44:36 PM]

  • 03.29.2005 3:42 PM PDT
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Posted by: Josher 35
The beginning was rhyming too much. It was abab abab. I hate poems that rhyme, but that's just my opinion.

Good job on the rest, and you definitely could've insulted the content-monkey more.


*had a folder containing a dozen self-photoshoped images of Frankie*

lens flare = t3h win

  • 03.29.2005 3:47 PM PDT
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My friend, you would not tell with ſuch high zeſt
To children ardent for ſome deſperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum eſt
Pro patria mori.

Nobody can glare like a Scotsman...

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  • 03.29.2005 4:29 PM PDT

Gamertag: Sarge 117

Posted by: Josher 35
The beginning was rhyming too much. It was abab abab. I hate poems that rhyme, but that's just my opinion.


Actually, it was "abab-acac," but you're probably right, I should've had it "abab-cdcd" instead of reusing -ite two stanzas in a row...


Good job on the rest, and you definitely could've insulted the content-monkey more.

Insult Frank more, eh... Well, if you insist!


How about this:

Frankie's quite the idiot,
He sucks at Halo 2.
He's only good at updates,
At least they're somewhat true!


Was it too insulting? Not insulting enough?

By the way, glad you guys liked my little composition.

[Edited on 3/29/2005 4:41:21 PM]

  • 03.29.2005 4:40 PM PDT
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.....and somewhere in the world a Frankie lost it's wings......

  • 03.29.2005 11:28 PM PDT