- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
to those of you who say "the pistol requires skill, i tell you: i have no skill (zero, zip, nada). really, if you ask me if i had halo skill, i'd say "NO, NYET, NEIN!", but, i own with the pistol. i don't even need a headshot, just BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM (fast reload, all shots connected at nearly all ranges). the shotgun, who needs it? BAM shikchik BAM shikchik BAM (and that sucks at range). the AR? bAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAm (and half the shots miss) The Plasma rifle? zapzapzapzapzapzapzap hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sss (and that sucks at range). The plasma pistol? bzzzzzzzZAP hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssss zap zap zap zap zap (ok at rang) the sniper rifle? BANGBANGBANGBANG 9ten seconds of reload) Ah! they got less than ten yards a way! I'm doomed. The rocket launcher! BOOM! whooooooooooooooo (a bunch of o's later) ooooosh BOOM! (only two shots! wtf). See! all the other weapons suck and the Pistol is the only good one.
By the way, i was being sarcastic- i was highlighting how all the other weapons are balanced, but the pistol is too good.