- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
All of you looking for the story to halo 2...look no further! It's all right here.
The master chief, along with cortanan and the marines, land in Africa. the main covenant landing force is occupying Africa. the covinent are searching for a powerful and mysterious foreskinner artifact whose power is only exceeded by its mistery.. in the pyramids in egypt.. the covenant are armed with pistols from the last game, which are far superior to the new battle rifle. the master chef and some marines cannot break the covenant defences, and the cov\nant are growing neerer and nearer to findnig the artifcat coretona convinces the cheif to combine dna with covenant dna creating... "spartvenant!" the chief now has amazing hand to hand fighting abilities and at this point the game shifts to...a first person fighter! the chief sets out to find the artifact, known as the continuum transfunctioner. after freeing the city of new mumbosa from the grip of the covenant, the chef is ready to journey to egypt. except for one thing. he wakes and up cant find his warthog. the next few levels involve him retracing his steps from last night, which he cant remember, along with a marine named chester in hopes of finding his warthog. once he finally locates it, he sets out to find the artifact. after battling many covnant he reaaches the pyramid ware the transfunctioner is located. unfortunately, it is in the hands of a powerful prophet called zultan. zultan's special op elite bodygard are protected by special bubblewrap armor that is impervious to the MC's attacks. all of the MC's moves---blue steel, le tigre, ferari--fail. finally, he takes off his helmet and reveals the game's final weapon....MAGNUM! Zultan and his forces are destroyed in a holocaust of force. with their leader dead, the covenant flee in terror and earth is saved!
but its not over. the MC decides to sacrifice himself to prevent the covenant from ever returning. he hijacks a nucular bomb and uses the covenant teleporter left on earth to teleport himself inside the dome of the covenant homeworld. he detonates the bomb, just as covenant troops close in on him, igniting the highly flammable atmosfere!
Thats it. if you ask me it looks like one kickass game. if you would like to thank me for doing the halo community such a great favor, please send cash to:
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