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Subject: Halo 3: You decide Master Chief's fate! (Funny! I think...)
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I think it would be hilarious if bungie made one of those "choose your destiny" books for halo 3. I could see this kind of thing happening

Kid 1(reading outloud): "Master Chief reloads his BR and looks around the corner and he sees 4 other players."

The Choices (Kid 1 still reading outloud): "Does Master Chief run out, BR blazing, to try and get an overkill?" (turn to page 30)

"or"

"Does Master Chief wait for rockets to respawn so he has more of a chance?" (turn to page 17)

Kid 1 stops reading so that he can think about what he should choose.

Kid 2 gets impatient and shouts at kid 1:"Dude, those guys are basically free kills! One of them is a staff captain! His fricken gamertag is *A Staff Captain*! Go for the overkill, it would be easy!"

Kid 1 nods his head and turns to page 30 and sees these seven words: "You were stuck by A Staff Captain"

Kid 2 reads that and then shouts: "OMG go back to page 4, go back to page 4!"

Kid 1 quickly turns back to page 4 and reads the choices again. This time, he decides to wait for rockets, so he turns to page 17.

Kid 1 starts reading outloud again:"Master Chief waits at the rocket spawn and as soon as they appear, he picks them up and runs towards the enemies"

Kid 2: "Good choice dude! That other choice didn't count anyways, he probably had a lagswitch."

Kid 1 continues reading outloud: "Master Chief soon finds two of the players he saw before, and they are swinging swords at each other, neither one of them realizing that melee(ing?) with a sword is faster than a normal attack with the sword. Master Chief jumps towards the middle of the map and shoots a rocket at the unsuspecting players. 'Double Kill!' Now, Master Chief has only 1 rocket loaded, but has 2 more rockets that he can load. Master Chief then sees 2 red dots on his radar, one on the far left, and one on the far right."

The Choices (kid 2 reads this time):"Does Master Chief take his chances and shoot the one rocket he has loaded, possibly making him vulnerable to the player he didn't shoot at?" (Turn to Page 37)

"or"

"Does Master Chief sit back and reload his rockets, hoping that neither player sees him until he is done reloading?" (Turn to Page 61)

Kid 1:"I think we should play it safe this time and reload the rockets first."

Kid 2 agrees and turns to page 61 and starts reading (not outloud):"Master Chief reloads the rockets and runs out towards the red dot on his left. Master Chief aims at the player's feet and as he is about to shoot, he gets sniped by the player that was on his right."

Kid 2 quickly turns back to page 17 and looks at the choices again.

Kid 1 asks Kid 2:"What? What happened?"

Kid 2 looks at Kid 1:"Oh, nothing happened... I just think maybe the other choice would be better."

Kid 2 turns to page 37 and reads outloud:"Master Chief goes towards the red dot that was on his right and fires a rocket at the player when he comes into eyesight. The player on the left, having only a sword and a shotgun, decided to take cover because he thought that Master Chief still had a rocket loaded. As the other player is taking cover, Master Chief picks up the sniper that the player he just killed had, and turns around, waiting for the other player to show himself. He finally comes out, and Master Chief snipes him, then goes into cover himself, and reloads the rockets."




Well, I think it would be funny. In fact, I might make my own halo 3 "choose your destiny book" if other people think it is funny as well. So, with that being said, post your comments, and at the beginning or the end of your comment, post "Dooz It!" if you want me to do it.

(It would be a lot more thought out than this)

  • 12.11.2008 3:48 PM PDT

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Uh I'm a bit of a noob, what's an "Achronos"?

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This would be a fairly good idea... Dooz it!

  • 12.11.2008 7:29 PM PDT
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Lol, woo... 1 response.

  • 12.13.2008 2:59 PM PDT