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this is the stupidest think I ever saw

  • 04.01.2005 7:05 PM PDT
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yes all bull they give you a hint in the front of the story Frankies Quote "Since almost no information on the internet can be trusted today"

  • 04.01.2005 7:11 PM PDT
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Are you guys really going to take the battle rifle out of all the levels except Lock Out? Why? Its a cool weapon and i think it needs to stay. For instance, on Colossus, if the other team has the sniper and sits in one of the corners, how is the other team supposed to combat that effectively without the battle rifle?

  • 04.01.2005 7:13 PM PDT
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MALLRATS PWNS

  • 04.01.2005 7:17 PM PDT
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Nice..I, like most others, look forward to reading the Update each week... just because it's an "understood" Holiday does not mean you should of participated...Bad move "Mango"....but written well...Got me off guard...But still not happy...Come clean soon.


Deat be not proud
For some have called thee Mighty and Dreadful
Thou art not so

  • 04.01.2005 7:18 PM PDT
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OMG!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THIS NEW DOWNLOAD hopefully i wont be ban for being a bad player : ) BUT WOW FUEL RODS ND WINBOTS!!!!

  • 04.01.2005 7:22 PM PDT
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"A Skilled Clan asks,

We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies?

We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players."



I'm pretty sure that would be discriminating. The 'Skilled' clan can leave the postgame lobby? Mute the other team? Or just Plain stop their Beech'n

  • 04.01.2005 7:27 PM PDT
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ALSO BATTLE RIFLES ON LOCKOUT ND SWORDS ON CAUGULATION O YEA!!!!!! O YEA!!!! ND MY NAME STARTS WITH M SO I WILL B AGAINST LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH1,2,3HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH4,5,2,96 ,45HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH757HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH56756675HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WILL B PLAYING MEDIUM RANKED PPL!AND THE WEAK SAUSE WILL B COOL hopefully there will also b feed back for british ppl nd there crocked teeth

  • 04.01.2005 7:27 PM PDT
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I never knew how stupid people could be!
If you read that update and believed it you should be yanked out of your houses and shot in the face repeatedly over and over untill there's nothin left and then someone should take a hot ass -blam!- on your chest!
And to bungie, everybody at bungie eats fat ass -blam!- for that update.
That -blam!- wasn't believeable for a goddamn second!

  • 04.01.2005 7:27 PM PDT
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LOL Xx will be placed with level 35 +

good april fools frankie

i wonder if the guy with the gamertag mango is gonna get alot of crap from people that actually that it was true

  • 04.01.2005 7:28 PM PDT
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"A Skilled Clan asks,

We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies?

We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players."



I'm pretty sure that would be discriminating. The 'Skilled' clan can leave the postgame lobby? Mute the other team? Or just Plain stop their Beech'n

  • 04.01.2005 7:28 PM PDT
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u should all stfu and just calm down stop making fun of random ppl on the internet. come on there giving us 9 maps wow i can wait dunno bout u. and its called april fools day come on they were just having fun... and just because ppl dont get that its a joke and post somthing doesnt mean u should make fun of them there asking questions wow is that a crime

  • 04.01.2005 7:31 PM PDT
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I never knew how stupid people could be!
If you read that update and believed it you should be yanked out of your houses and shot in the face repeatedly over and over untill there's nothin left and then someone should take a hot ass s.h.i.t. on your chest!
And to bungie, everybody at bungie eats fat ass c.o.c.k. for that update.
That s.h.i.t. wasn't believeable for a goddamn second!

  • 04.01.2005 7:31 PM PDT
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ur a violent mother

  • 04.01.2005 7:39 PM PDT
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HAHAAHHA u idiots...dont you understand it is April 1st...april fools u dumb assess.....

  • 04.01.2005 7:43 PM PDT
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  • 04.01.2005 7:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: o0ralphnader0o
I never knew how stupid people could be!
If you read that update and believed it you should be yanked out of your houses and shot in the face repeatedly over and over untill there's nothin left and then someone should take a hot ass s.h.i.t. on your chest!
And to bungie, everybody at bungie eats fat ass c.o.c.k. for that update.
That s.h.i.t. wasn't believeable for a goddamn second!


Just go lay down and die. I love Bungie!

  • 04.01.2005 7:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: SOSO RUTHLESS
HAHAAHHA u idiots...dont you understand it is April 1st...april fools u dumb assess.....


spelled dumb asses wrong, dumb ass

Peace,

SNEAKY

  • 04.01.2005 7:47 PM PDT
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Posted by: Disco Dan PhD
Hey Bungie, i tried those "eggs" a million times! none of them work! you got some work to do guys, cuz im just not hearing them.
u guyz r teh n00bs!```~!!1
i m 1337, so its oviosly your folt thay r'nt their
g0d!!@!111I'm a retard deeeeeehhhhhh

dude you're gonna get banned for using the n word

  • 04.01.2005 7:49 PM PDT
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Winbot? then how do you keep getting owned in the humpday challenges? how do you test the playability of the single-player levels? what if you're playing against another Winbot?

also, what level is P?

  • 04.01.2005 7:53 PM PDT
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Winbot? then how do you keep getting owned in the humpday challenges? how do you test the playability of the single-player levels? what if you're playing against another Winbot?

also, what level is P?

  • 04.01.2005 7:53 PM PDT
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What the F**K! why are you getting rid of the battle rifle for all the levels except lockout? now it will be even more retarded against sniper... HOW THE HELL are we going to be able to take otu snipers in certain maps such as Zanzibar with a stupid SMG... thats not going to work... dont get rid of it because of the combo... sinply FIX THE STUPID PLASMA PISTOL which is nearly impossible to dodge... your just making the balance of whomever controls the sniper is certain levels is going to win... and that is quite unfair.

  • 04.01.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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I wish I had a mountain dew emblem and the sign in headlong with the yeller hog should be replaced with the Mountain Dew® logo. And instead of 'a magical yellow warthog it's a bottle of mountain dew with a turret and some wheels'
and also the soda machines in headlong should dispence mountain dew if you melead them and should also have the Dew logo and the bottle should be a grenade that tastes better and has health benefits!

  • 04.01.2005 7:57 PM PDT
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the warthog should have cupholders for the mountain dew

  • 04.01.2005 7:59 PM PDT