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HAHAHAHA Great April Fool's Joke

  • 04.01.2005 7:59 PM PDT
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That really had me going, shows how much i trust bungie.

  • 04.01.2005 8:04 PM PDT
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Frankie, you're a moron. But a really funny one.

  • 04.01.2005 8:06 PM PDT
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for a thousand dollars, translate that

  • 04.01.2005 8:07 PM PDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i'm not sure which is better:

a) the update itself
b) the -blam!-s crying about how "lame" or "pointless" this post was. "what about the maps.....waaaaa!!!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....ha.

  • 04.01.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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Doesn't anyone realize the only reason they did this was because bungie didn't want to release any real information.

  • 04.01.2005 8:08 PM PDT
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Bungie u r so freaking -blam!-. How could u even think about posting that when u have so many people already extremely pissed off at u. wat a bunch of tards

  • 04.01.2005 8:09 PM PDT
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thats -blam!- -blam!-, but I'm glad you guys find ways of amusing yourselves at the expense of the people who pay your bills. Frankie, we are the reason you are now getting laid, although it was pretty funny, anyway, just give us our damn maps and we will shut the -blam!- up!
peace

  • 04.01.2005 8:31 PM PDT
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Well, I first thought...ok, well, I'm not happy that Bungie has these new maps but are still waiting for the big games to come out to battle for more money. Ok, fine, I'm happy I finally know when they are coming out.

Now...pulling this crap makes me "very angry" for lack of a more vulgar term. Give me a break, this Update crap is getting pathetic and I'm tired of waiting for real information to come. You made this site, you made the game, you gave millions of people expectations, now follow up Bungie. I wanted to give you a major break because of all the hard work you do, but this is getting ridiculous. April Fools...wow, what a break for you to not add useful, wanted information. Sit there and laugh at your desks, but this is just stupid.

I wait EVERY week for this Update to come around, and I check up like every hour until it gets posted every Friday. This is pathetic and I'm pissed.

April Fools! I'm not mad!
No...April Fools to that! I AM!!!

  • 04.01.2005 8:31 PM PDT
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hahahaha very funny. i still cant believe people are mad at this. i think it's hillarious. pimps at sea--that actually sounds like an awesome game. please make it. hahaha.


and the one about the new map. hahaha.

  • 04.01.2005 8:33 PM PDT
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And...to everyone who says, "Hey Frankie nice one!"...wow, you're sucking up for NOTHING! Frankie doesn't read these posts you idiots. I can't believe people are writing about how this Update was funny...when it was sorely lame and unbelieveably stupid.

So shut the hellll up with all of the "Oh that's funny!" IDIOTS

  • 04.01.2005 8:33 PM PDT
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this is funny, i read the update and laughed my way down. then i read this and laughed straight through people are so mad HAHA, i dont know y thats funny. and that one guy whos was upset about the rank "change" or booting people that suck HAHA "weaksauce" thats great omg so funny.

thank you for that laugh.

  • 04.01.2005 8:35 PM PDT
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and everyone who got mad at bungie. get a sense of humor! waiting for this update each week is not really something you should talk about. seriously. get a life. but i digress...

  • 04.01.2005 8:35 PM PDT
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x

  • 04.01.2005 8:40 PM PDT
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We aren't sucking up, we are simply pointing out retards like yourself who obviously can't take a joke.

  • 04.01.2005 8:41 PM PDT
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I think you guys should loosen up a bit.

Although it is really friken annoying how i waited for a whats update and got shi*.

You had me going until the battle rifle being taken of levels besides lockout.

April fools.

  • 04.01.2005 8:45 PM PDT
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frankie, i thought you were going to release some info on the warthog with the new F.E.C.A.L cannon - isn't this new vehicle supposed to be included with the new downloadable content?

isn't this new weapon more of a wide area "splatter" cannon, rather than a more focused weapon like the gauss cannon?

  • 04.01.2005 8:46 PM PDT
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I dont think it is fair to ban players because they missed a few shots and then somebody who thinks that there better then them reports them for it. They might just be having a off day. Also, if these "Elite" players don't want to listen to the other team, they don't have to. They can leave before the winers have anything to say or they can put their television on mute or they can mute the players voice. There is no reason to ban a player just because they didn't play as good as the other player

  • 04.01.2005 8:48 PM PDT
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man everyon does not hate them if they hated them so much y are they on this site if u dont like it get out and go wackoff somewhere

  • 04.01.2005 8:49 PM PDT
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I personally am appauled by Bungie's move to eliminate those good combos from the game simply because noobs are whining about them. I am actually starting to see why many don't like Halo 2, Bungie wants to make it to where the noobs can match up against the elite players. They have elimated all need for skill in the game, besides tracking the targets, and have made it more pray and spray than true skill. I know I am not alone in this, and personally, they have even further ruined the Halo 2 experience. Thanks a bunch Bungie!!!

  • 04.01.2005 8:49 PM PDT
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You know, if you hadn't gone soooooooo far overboard, you might have gotten a lot more people to believe you. It's funny though how so many people do actually believed the WWU. What's even funnier are the amount of posts of people saying how they hate the WWU yet every week, you can find them posting how much they hated this week's WWU over last weeks. How big of a turd do you have to be to post every week in a forum you claim to hate so much. Seems like they're still reading it to me.

Oh, 11 pages long and not a single post from xSIV3Lx. Maybe he finally stopped playing Halo2 and crying about how he hates bungie. Yeah!

Good fool guys.

  • 04.01.2005 8:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: OmniSage
And...to everyone who says, "Hey Frankie nice one!"...wow, you're sucking up for NOTHING! Frankie doesn't read these posts you idiots. I can't believe people are writing about how this Update was funny...when it was sorely lame and unbelieveably stupid.

So shut the hellll up with all of the "Oh that's funny!" IDIOTS


We dont care if frankie reads it. we're just saying its funny as hell. im readin this at midnight my time and so im kindof stupid right now. He really had me goin on that Swords only thing in Coag... I got all pissed for a sec. but hahaa it was so funny. And if any "Bungie Scum" duz read this then wow thats kewl.
p.s. In Halo 3 Can you have Master Chief change his name to Jason.. haha that would rock.

  • 04.01.2005 8:52 PM PDT
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Ok, everyone disreguard my post from before. I simply hate April Fools Day, and it looks like I'm the fool.

  • 04.01.2005 8:55 PM PDT
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Posted by: OmniSage
And...to everyone who says, "Hey Frankie nice one!"...wow, you're sucking up for NOTHING! Frankie doesn't read these posts you idiots. I can't believe people are writing about how this Update was funny...when it was sorely lame and unbelieveably stupid.

So shut the hellll up with all of the "Oh that's funny!" IDIOTS



....man. you must be really cool.

  • 04.01.2005 8:55 PM PDT
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argg this really pisses me off im not mad at bungie its just been a rough day and this really doesnt help

  • 04.01.2005 8:58 PM PDT