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Subject: Weekly What's Update

If we are what we eat, then oh my God, we're cannibals.

That's so weirdos can call themselves L33tz0r3 H4CkZ0R3, or something else that somehow makes them feel "better" about th3ms3lv3s.

  • 04.01.2005 8:59 PM PDT
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oh man, how can anyone believe this? this is definitely an april fools joke! i mean look at that picture! it doesn't even look like mister chief! i think it's a photoshoped fake. how else could you get him to look so old. bungie you liars!




...now i just have to wait until pimps at sea is released...

  • 04.01.2005 8:59 PM PDT
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Is this supposd to be a April fool's joke? These changes you want to make are insane.

  • 04.01.2005 9:01 PM PDT
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No battle rifles except for in Lockout? Thats crazy talk!!!

  • 04.01.2005 9:03 PM PDT

Never Trust Robots

O_O

again let me stare

O_O

WHERE'S THE REAL UPDATE!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been waitin all week for this update, please let there be one that ISNT an April fools joke on Saturday April 2nd of this year 2005!!!

  • 04.01.2005 9:04 PM PDT
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Finally after a year of waiting, new info on Pimps at Sea, woot.

  • 04.01.2005 9:07 PM PDT
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The only thing worse than that weekly update is those out there who are too stupid to realise it was a joke. Frankie if you're going to post crap like that take a hint from Fable and make a public appology for wasting our time.

  • 04.01.2005 9:12 PM PDT
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haha very funny

  • 04.01.2005 9:24 PM PDT
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Hooray for Pimps At Sea...
seriously though, you just pissed off 50,000 or more ppl... If i were you id be writing that real update right about now

  • 04.01.2005 9:26 PM PDT
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it would be cool to see the Fual Rod Cannon in Multiplayer. well maybe that weapon should be in just custom games. that would make everyone happy

  • 04.01.2005 9:26 PM PDT
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alphabeticals not badd but those -blam!- cheaters will be -blam!- toast

  • 04.01.2005 9:32 PM PDT

Good people drink beer

Sure it's a joke, but who doesn't wish standbyers would have their systems shut off for a year. Or mabye if their parents would pull their heads out of their asses and figure out they are playing a mature rated game they would take it away, and viola problem fixed. If you aren't old enough to have a beer while you play Halo 2 with your friends, how can you really enjoy it like its meant to be played?? I hate all of you whiny kids, and your parents too. You all should have been swallowed after oral copulation.

  • 04.01.2005 9:33 PM PDT
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wow that Weekly update blows, Frankie should have to work outside at night completely nakes in the cold, with no lights and 2 huge fans blowing on him, and a faint but audible beeping noise that goes one non stop for weeks.

Yeah, that would show him to not write an update as useless as this. What a waste of time and Money. I hope bungie doesnt pay you to come up with crap like that. All I wanted to do was read something interesting and go to bed but not Ill have to come back and look later this weekend.

  • 04.01.2005 9:33 PM PDT
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I'm LMFAO at all the noobs i the forums going WTF, WTF, WTF like they know what they are taking about or something, and i quote "Why would they bring back Chiron, I was hoping the would bring back Blood Gulch" LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 04.01.2005 9:40 PM PDT
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I wish ball325 had a life, what do you guys think... ULTIMATE D3duced... today i got my account suspended, i havent played for a week... my mom took my xbox last week... what the eff... ok this makes no sense, im gone for a week and i get suspended... i must be such a mad hacker that even when i dont play i get suspended... cuz im so good... CHALLENGE ME I DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! account= d3duc3d... I WILL DEDUCE YOU! not seduce thats gross, unless your a girl, then maybe, but then again xbox livedating is disgusting and immoral... oh ya and frankie... ill own you... so... BRING I MANGO! oh ya and the new feedback idea... eventhough its totally fake, you should do it... noobz piss me off... i pwn em all the time... seriously... I WANT MY XBOX BACK MOM YOU B!@#!^@#^!@$ !@&^! ! !@!@#^ !@# !@#!@$ @%#$%^ ! ok im ok... but seriously parents are -blam!- for taking -blam!- away... gamer revolution? i say... message me d3dcuc3d for gamer revolution, if i ever get on since my parents are -blam!-...

  • 04.01.2005 9:43 PM PDT
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although this update was a joke, i find it quite amusing and funny.
but i have to admit something…Pimps At Sea sounds like it could be a good movie if it were real. no seriously

  • 04.01.2005 9:44 PM PDT
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There is a very fine line between not listening, and not caring.

Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

HAHAHA thats hilarious. who ever came up with this update is a freakin geinus. lol i love how people bieleved u about the most rediculous things ever. and..... i also love how everyone is pissed cuz they were tricked.

Frankie you are KING!

  • 04.01.2005 9:45 PM PDT
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Posted by: SUP3R ICE
I'm LMFAO at all the noobs i the forums going WTF, WTF, WTF like they know what they are taking about or something, and i quote "Why would they bring back Chiron, I was hoping the would bring back Blood Gulch" LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yur pretty nooby yurself, you nooby... noob jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk, I LOVE BUNGIE FORUMS, but they should bring bloodgulch back... coagulation SUXORS BAD... YOU HEAR THAT BUNGIE... COAG SUX SUXX SUXOR SUXY SUXX... too much snipe trouble, i wanna be able to hit someone in the head (like i always dp) and for it to actually count!

  • 04.01.2005 9:47 PM PDT
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dude jus calm it u way to up tite here i got an idea go get a life and stop buggin bingie bout everything

  • 04.01.2005 9:50 PM PDT
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Posted by: Gardenbear
Is this supposd to be a April fool's joke? These changes you want to make are insane.


^^^This person is an IDIOT!, NOOOOOOOOB NOOOOB NOOBBY^^^^^^

  • 04.01.2005 9:52 PM PDT
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Posted by: RealBurrito
dude jus calm it u way to up tite here i got an idea go get a life and stop buggin bingie bout everything

realburrito is -blam!-...

  • 04.01.2005 9:53 PM PDT

Good people drink beer

isn't "bingie" a dog from some movies in the 80's?

  • 04.01.2005 9:54 PM PDT
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This is the stupidest April Fool's joke ever.

  • 04.01.2005 9:56 PM PDT
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WeakSauce. wow thats goona suck and own but if a player really hates you, mabey a whole clan hates you they could all use that feedback to get at you, i think this will get bungies fans really mad, who knows rioting, mabey even killing :(
Posted by: sc00byxd00
Sure it's a joke, but who doesn't wish standbyers would have their systems shut off for a year. Or mabye if their parents would pull their heads out of their asses and figure out they are playing a mature rated game they would take it away, and viola problem fixed. If you aren't old enough to have a beer while you play Halo 2 with your friends, how can you really enjoy it like its meant to be played?? I hate all of you whiny kids, and your parents too. You all should have been swallowed after oral copulation.
yo man worship you god satan and then go to councicling for about 100 years then mabey you can show your face again

  • 04.01.2005 9:59 PM PDT
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Posted by: sc00byxd00
isn't "bingie" a dog from some movies in the 80's?

lmfao, i love you scoobyxdoo... lets be friends
p.s. i was about to say something about that bingie crap... ITS BUNGIE not bunjie, bingie, bungee, buglordz, backhand, blackjack, ok... its not any of those, its BUNGIE! I LOVE YOU BUNGIE, MAKE THOSE ***HOLES UNSUSPEND MY ACCOUNT PLZ?

  • 04.01.2005 9:59 PM PDT