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Ok so your telling me I may play like lvl. 30 when im a 13? But thats bull I cant beat a thirty so wont that just make my profile suck! Ill have played like 1000 games and won like a hundred that would make me like a ten.Ummmmm?Can I get a response to figure this one out? But h/o my gamertag is ProudCheater(and no I dont cheat im clean i sware) so Id play like lv. 15 0r 20s right cause I can take them, trust me, just like I could take a guy named mango (lol)!


But hey I'll take a shot at frankie anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

  • 04.01.2005 10:04 PM PDT
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Ok so your telling me I may play like lvl. 30 when im a 13? But thats bull I cant beat a thirty so wont that just make my profile suck! Ill have played like 1000 games and won like a hundred that would make me like a ten.Ummmmm?Can I get a response to figure this one out? But h/o my gamertag is ProudCheater(and no I dont cheat im clean i sware) so Id play like lv. 15 0r 20s right cause I can take them, trust me, just like I could take a guy named mango (lol)!


But hey I'll take a shot at frankie anyways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!


I think you just dont understand... ALL OF IT WAS A JOKE ARGHHHHHHH.... ok and frankies name probly isnt mango, its probly... "ikillnoobzorz" or something realy cool/uncool like that ok...? but ya... you wont be playin anyone... besides lvl 13's like you are AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... you smelly noob... I EAT PPL LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST... 19 in slayer... thats legit, i dont cheat... well maybe once or twice... but not in slayer... and im good... HELLA GOOD>... ive played with ogre1... which makes me good... and it also makes me a person who plays with cheaters...W OOOOOTZOR

  • 04.01.2005 10:09 PM PDT
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How do i get bungie.net behind my gametag name?

  • 04.01.2005 10:13 PM PDT
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Wow. That was the most pathetic and useless update that we could possibly hope for.

That was the kind of dross you expect to see on the forums but not from Frakie. What a childish pubescent way to deal with people's questions.....

F*@?ing pathetic......

  • 04.01.2005 10:21 PM PDT
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A Tad too close to april fools for my liking.....*ahem, i smell frankie is full of bull ahem*
Not one thing sounded true. Nice try, especially the one abotu alphabetical rankings, thats just too smart, u nearl gotme there
Oh and please dont go back to pimps at sea, it was a horrible mistake to use it as an april fools joke last year, dont do so again...Ud think that some of us have been on this site to remember what happened this time last year.
As i said, nice try frankie!

  • 04.01.2005 10:24 PM PDT
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yo frankie,,first of all,i wanna tank u for every thing u've done to stop that cheating!! ita a good thing cause with time splitter 2 who just came in ,with there proximity mines and stuff couln really steal u some custumer if it woulnded have been fiexed or at least tryed to,,,,,,and seond of all i woulnd like to know ow to cheat? i know it's kinda of a stupid question to ask,but to this point i don't give a %hit!! and i am only gonna cheat if i am getting cheat at,,it is SOfrustating that 2 of my clan buddies,don't wanna even play anay more,the only time i play with them ,its in training ground!! so u can reach me at maestro_911@hotmail.com....tank u for what u can do!! trully tank's full ur dearest hallo freak mathieu! haha see ya man!!

  • 04.01.2005 10:26 PM PDT
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yes sir msan!! hey i am desprettely i need to know ow to cheat,,,just to cheat at the 1 who is doing it to me! so if u no and don't mine telling me,,,,u can join me at ,,,,,maestro_911@hotmail.com...tank u so much if u can tell me!! see yu man!!

  • 04.01.2005 10:31 PM PDT
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this ranking by alphebetical order better be an april fools joke because if its not i think Frankie has been sniffing.

  • 04.01.2005 10:32 PM PDT
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what if i suck? what if i am new to the game and i am still learning how to play?
like nice try!
as if u think that u would actually kick off crappy players!
cuz if u did u would lose alot of pple!!!

  • 04.01.2005 10:41 PM PDT
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wow you guys are way too serious about the updates...Nice one guys! All of these jokes definately hilarious. I don't know whats up with all these jerks who don't like it :\

  • 04.01.2005 10:53 PM PDT
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How are people still not understanding that it was in fact an april fools prank. Its not i bet it was or i hope it was. It was a joke and nothing written there should be taken seriously. Maybe that weaksauce ban wouldnt be such a bad idea afterall. Today the WWU and the new map joke gave the bungie community a bad case of blue balls.

  • 04.01.2005 11:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: Mowski
Wow what a waste of 5 minutes of my life, bungie i want my 5 minutes back



hey you read really slow

  • 04.01.2005 11:08 PM PDT
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why did april fools day have to land on friday of all days, i've been looking forward to this WWU. Oh well, what a waste of time. I do believe that there are halo players dumb enough to believe this considering some of the arrigant curses and racisim you constantly hear. Some people just need their communicators jammed up their poop shoots. ok... got a little off topic.

  • 04.01.2005 11:36 PM PDT
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the entire time i read that i couldent believe my.......thoughts. thank god i clicked the link to dicuse the story and figured out it was april fools

  • 04.01.2005 11:40 PM PDT

Specialty : Sniping.

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I haven't played halo 2 online...for a week now, it's getting sucky, bungie's getting sucky, all the hype for halo 2 was for nothing, i;m really tired and imma give chaos theory and doom 3 some months, halo 2 can wait all dusty like a good hoe.

  • 04.01.2005 11:48 PM PDT
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oh you foolish april loving...wait stop, i mean uhh hey Frankie, you 're my best friend, wanna, hang out or somethin? *coils wire into pockets and stares at his throat menacingly*

  • 04.02.2005 12:06 AM PDT
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Dont take out the BR, take out the plasma pistol.... its cheap ....not the BR......

  • 04.02.2005 12:22 AM PDT
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A Skilled Clan asks,

We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies?

We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players.



OK what is this all about. Bungie what are you all coming to. You just banned everone that is bad. OK game's is a place to come and have fun. What if the person gots one hand and he just is no good so you banned him he was only have fun play halo2 on live. So you say if a person has 500 sniper shot and only 3 hit you banned him. He is only have fun he my not be good so let him play in low rank game with the diiferent

I see you went halo 2 to be the best game ever and only people that are pro can play it. So if you start to banned cuase they are no good. then they never buy halo3 and moneys gos down

  • 04.02.2005 12:35 AM PDT
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LOL that had to be the funniest thing ever...

i actually thought it was true until i read the forums hahahahahahha

bungie is hilarious

  • 04.02.2005 12:40 AM PDT
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Took me a while, lol. Seriously tho, replacing battle rifles with swords? hmm interesting

  • 04.02.2005 12:43 AM PDT
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Yo this is no reply to you deduc3d. I thing it's bullcrap about the crybaby thing, just ignore him, they're just stupid. And that elite clan is not arrogant at all, with their elite bull-blam!-, there is no skill needed for this game, and i realised this finally because of the greatest game ever UNREAL CHAMPIONSHIP 2, This game takes WAY more skill and there is no auto aim. So bungie, i'm sorry but i have to say the game sucks, auto should be off, and the plasma ball way less powerfull, less followy. so you have one less halo 2 player ( not that you care ) but my opinion is that you delivered a crap game. there's no such thing as being the best in this game 'cause the fact is that you win with a battle rifle if the other player has an smg, the difference is just to much and that's what makes the game crap, makes it uneven. Anyone can beat ogre 1 and 2 if you just have the right weapons. so that's it, and there is no way you can argue with me cause it's true!!

  • 04.02.2005 12:44 AM PDT
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If you do it after noon, YOU ARE THE FOOL.

Basic april fool's lore, doesn't bungie know that?

  • 04.02.2005 12:45 AM PDT
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hm.
Maybe next week they'll have a really good WWU to make up for this monstrousity.

  • 04.02.2005 12:46 AM PDT
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Frankie said in the weekly update:" Simple. If they do it more than once (obviously a person could press that button once by accident so we give them a single pass) we will send an update to their Xbox BIOS rendering their system unusable for a period of up to one year."
If it's so simple then wy the f... did it take you so long to release it. It isn't even released yet. Thats -blam!-.

  • 04.02.2005 12:58 AM PDT