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Subject: Weekly What's Update
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MY name is xxTuffiexx that shucks i am going to vs lv 35 and up. It real shcks to be me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( : (

  • 04.02.2005 1:01 AM PDT
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they arn't really taking away combos just because some players suck are they?

  • 04.02.2005 1:34 AM PDT
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There are many bizzar glitches in Halo2. I was wondering if these were intentional. Take burial mounds for example. there are like 10 alone there. And the invisible stairway to heaven. what's the deal with that? Also, was the super jump in Zanzibar put in intentionally. because there is a slot in the roof convienantly located right where the super jump occurs. It's almost as if there's 2 sides to halo2. 1-killing people, 2-finding all the crazy ass glitches that bungie ?intentionaly? left behind. There are SOOOO many glitches and all are very convienant. Like going through the fan in Foundation. and was there supposed to be a second level in that stage? because when you get on top it sure looks like you guys got lazy and said to hell with an upper level. I'm not even gunna go into anymore detail because there are too many "glitches" that are very suspiscious. I could spend HOURS going over all the crazyness i've found. I've also been finding a lot of super sneaky sniper spots. and one last thing, if you guys change all the ratings around and arrange them by alphabetical order, i will be (and i'm sure MANY other people) super pissed and all the ranked i've played up to date will be a HUGE waste of my time. and you need to take phantoms out of team slayer, cuz it sucks super bad and no one likes it.

  • 04.02.2005 1:35 AM PDT
Subject: LOL April Fool
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That was a dick move, I almost crapped my pants. April fools....

  • 04.02.2005 1:40 AM PDT
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omg my first post ever on bungie.net, and all I get to say is, If you believed this crap, you are the biggest n00b in the world and need to stop playing xbox altogether.

  • 04.02.2005 1:45 AM PDT
Subject: Weekly What's Update
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im glad you took down the update from the main page. it would have been ok if it was funny. but it was just a load of crap. no disrispect to frankie or bungie cos i love them both, but iv been waiting all week for the update!!
the only good thing it proved was that their are a load of really really REALLY stupid people out there!

  • 04.02.2005 1:48 AM PDT
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kewl..
i didnt get to add you to my list... sadness

  • 04.02.2005 2:41 AM PDT
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my gamertag starts with the letter m....what rank will i be....i dont get it :(

  • 04.02.2005 2:50 AM PDT
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Ok i can understand 1 april fools joke but 3 is a bit annoying and not funny.

Wheres the proper one?

  • 04.02.2005 2:53 AM PDT
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im realy confused !!!!!
I nerely fell for all the jokes because when the whats update is released it is already past 12 so it is not april fools over in scotland

  • 04.02.2005 3:00 AM PDT

Wow, Bungie must be really depressed to see how gullible a fair percentage of their players are. Guess what, players? They took gullible out of the dictionary! ("They DID???")

Anyway, hopefully a real update is on the way. You have to understand, Frankie: we're junkies. You can't just take away our juice and replace it with April Fool's stuff. Junkies don't understand this type of thing. Junkies get mad -- then people get hurt, banks get robbed, cars get overturned, fires are started, the National Guard is called in, etc..

  • 04.02.2005 3:26 AM PDT
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lol

  • 04.02.2005 5:13 AM PDT
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Bungie.net proves once again it is home to the most stupid people on the planet.

WEAKLY WHATS UPDATE

  • 04.02.2005 5:24 AM PDT
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Uhg, shut up all of you idiots. Most of us who falled for that joke are just very supportive Bungie fans (myself included), so why don't you stop flaming, dickwads.

  • 04.02.2005 8:30 AM PDT

Who needs television?

Man, bungie fans are a bit tight aren't they!! Frankie, that was a GREAT break in an otherwise regular update, I couldn't wait to find out how many people really believed it :) Bungie fans, chill out, How many other developers actually go through the trouble of giving you weekly updates, even after the game is released. The updates are a privelage. Keep em coming!

What would it be like if MisterChief was on Fear Factor!

  • 04.02.2005 8:44 AM PDT

Gamertag: Oli who rules

When will the real post be out?

  • 04.02.2005 9:35 AM PDT
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Your kidding about the whole if you miss too many sniper shots/rcoket shots youll get banned right?

  • 04.02.2005 11:47 AM PDT
Subject: BULL$H!T BUNGIE BULL$H!T
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-blam!-est post ever this won't help your get players to play halo by doing this. You have a milloin people pissed at you now fix that!

  • 04.02.2005 11:57 AM PDT
Subject: Weekly What's Update
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Ok. Laugh is over. Can you please give us a real updated Weekly What's Update?

  • 04.02.2005 1:06 PM PDT
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If anyone has not tried 1 on 1 swords and sentinel beams, with overshields, camo, at waterworks, you should, and it should be added to the head to head playlist.

There should be a sentinel beam matchmaking playlist, that would be so tight.

  • 04.02.2005 1:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: Alucard258
Your kidding about the whole if you miss too many sniper shots/rcoket shots youll get banned right?


I dunno man, it could be an act of racism. No, really. Did you ACTUALLY believe any of this?

I can say for about thirty seconds i believed the battle rifles on lockout bit, and spent an hour trying to get those audio easter eggs, http://www.bungie.net/News/TopStory.aspx?story=mpeggs, to work, but getting banned for being bad. Okay man.

  • 04.02.2005 1:49 PM PDT
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LOL... Weaksauce... LOL

  • 04.02.2005 2:06 PM PDT
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WAAA EVERYONE CRY BECAUSE THEY ARNT POSTING NEW MAPS THAT THEY DONT HAVE TO PUT OUT! waaaa

  • 04.02.2005 3:13 PM PDT
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Wow! You guys are pathetic to have thought right off the bat that Bungie was ACTUALLY serious about this stuff... I mean COME ON! These are the people who made Halo! They're not stupid enough to piss off all of their fans by screwing up the ranking system; Bill Gates wouldn't allow it. And remember; the update was posted on April Fool's Day.

--Way to get stumped by Bungie, fools!

  • 04.02.2005 3:41 PM PDT
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that level is sooo easy to get around in jeses.

  • 04.02.2005 3:56 PM PDT