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Subject: Weekly What's Update
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Dude they aren't taking out the battle rifle it's April fools.

  • 04.01.2005 4:16 PM PDT
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actually I find it so funny that you guys are going all serious over this lol, April Fool's Day comes only once a year, you guys really need to loosen up a bit, lol great stuff bungie, I love the whole pimps at sea thing, great stuff

  • 04.01.2005 4:16 PM PDT
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I think I am pretty gullible, because I believed the story about the Pimps at Sea game until I got to the alphabetical order thing.***covers head in shame***

  • 04.01.2005 4:17 PM PDT
Subject: Bring back Alta!
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So, uh, when is Alta going to do another update?

Matt

  • 04.01.2005 4:17 PM PDT
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Yo! join my army


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  • 04.01.2005 4:17 PM PDT
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Wow Frankie, I thought I was gonna shoot myself when I saw that we had to have that obnoxious level back in Halo 2, I thought we were rid of it, then I read the weekly update, wow, that hurts, then I figure, damn, it's April Fools Day... THANK GOD we don't have to have that stupid map, or ever play Mango, or ever have to deal with your heat seeking bullets!

  • 04.01.2005 4:17 PM PDT
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is it me but is this total crap, i know this is fake its APRIL FOOLZ DAY ppl

  • 04.01.2005 4:18 PM PDT

We're an elite team, we play mostly custom games with MLG rules, but sometimes we go into matchmaking and totally own. Sadly, after we win, people are total crybabies, complaining that we're cheats because our levels are low (we're usually around 4 because we play so little on matchmaking) yet our skills are like, level 30. What can you do about crybabies?

We're actually looking into that. In a week or two, a new option will be added to feedback called, "Weaksauce" which will allow superior players to complain about lamers. If a player is crappy enough, or our stats show enough missed sniper or rocket shots, we will ban the crappier players and make Live a better place for the kind of elite players who make it so challenging for everyone else. If this proves successful, there simply won't be any bad players.


thats one hell of a funny april fool

  • 04.01.2005 4:19 PM PDT
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well that was completley useless..

  • 04.01.2005 4:19 PM PDT
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Whats up with the update a weird game I don't want to look at bungie just stick with the halo games please

  • 04.01.2005 4:20 PM PDT

Turn my headphones up! Turn them -blam!-s up!

Terminal, Multi-Team Slayer BR
50-30-28-17
Score: 39 Spree: 16 Deaths: 8 Medals:17 (8 Doubles, 2 Triples, 1 Killtackular, 4 Sprees, 1 Riot, 1 Rampage) Accuracy: 46% Head Shots: 9
Moral of the story: Gauss Hog for President.

You guys are obviously gullible or playing along. Bungie can't do the things that they have put in the update this week. While a few things that were said could be true the majority of the answers were just pure bull plop. Come on you really think that they will take the Battle Rifle out of all of the levels except Lockout? It is the greatest conceptual weapon since Halo 1's pistol, why would like deprive us of its glory? Pimps at Sea, maybe, but unlikely. Rotating rank lists, no way, they can't take away everyones rank or fool with the system just to prove people aren't cheating. "Weaksauce" complaint, no way that is a stupid name for feedback anyway, and they don't really believe that the 'elite players' should be the only ones playing, Halo is for everyone remember? A poll b/n Devil May Cry and Pikmin fans to determine the FRGs place in multiplayer? Frankie's gamer tag is Frankie, not Mango. And winbots, that is ridiculous. I don't know about the rest of you, but I think that Frankie and the Bungie team -blam!-d themselves when they found out that April Fool's Day was on the same day that the second substantial update about DLC was coming out. They just wanted another excuse to withhold from all of the adoring fans. Way to keep dodging question Frankie. And by the way, I'm still challenging you to a Humpday Challenge, if you aren't too chicken. Maybe since I'm calling you out in a public forum you might actually message me back at least.

  • 04.01.2005 4:20 PM PDT
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wait... so everthing on there was april fools?
every single thing?
what about the new map? and the stupid mountain dew logo? is that all april fools? Dave Chapelle would be a good MC. and dont you know april fools is only until noon? at least thats what im told. can never tell if people are serious or kidding when they say it

  • 04.01.2005 4:21 PM PDT
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Some of you cant be that dum right?ITS APRIL FOOLS.Thats what some of you get for being so negative.Allways complaining.HAHA

  • 04.01.2005 4:21 PM PDT
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april fools!

  • 04.01.2005 4:22 PM PDT
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[color=lime] wow, I just wasted my time reading that. Awesome.[/color]

  • 04.01.2005 4:22 PM PDT
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FOR ALL U FREAKING NOOBS WHO KEEP COMING AND SAYING "OH DONT WORRY ITS JUST APRIL FOOLS GUYS!" STFU! WE KNOW!

  • 04.01.2005 4:22 PM PDT
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Well some people actually didnt know.Just read the posts.

  • 04.01.2005 4:25 PM PDT
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Pimps@Sea, Standbyers gone for a year, Old Ass Master Chief.....does it get any better?

  • 04.01.2005 4:25 PM PDT
Subject: Bring back Alta!
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Scottish and stereotyped

Frankie, you will be usurped!

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So, uh, when is Alta going to do another update?

Matt


We have a winner :D

  • 04.01.2005 4:28 PM PDT
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Wow what a waste of 5 minutes of my life, bungie i want my 5 minutes back

  • 04.01.2005 4:28 PM PDT
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What Happens if the update is actually really the 1up t hign looks really real

  • 04.01.2005 4:29 PM PDT
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Why would you ban bad players. This is not fair to people that are bad players. They pay for xbox live just like everyone else. If these people don't want to play bad players, then start playing more to move your level up. You can't ban people who suck because they suck.

  • 04.01.2005 4:30 PM PDT
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i want a mountain dew logo

  • 04.01.2005 4:30 PM PDT
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I think the WHOLE thing could be really we else would they put in there news

  • 04.01.2005 4:31 PM PDT
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well, it seems that Frankie is no stranger to satire.

  • 04.01.2005 4:31 PM PDT