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Subject: Weekly What's Update

I'm genuinely pissed. I thought the audio eggs was cute, Chiron made me chuckle, but this is what I really wanted, the Weekly Update for solid information. This was more like letters to the webmaster. Pity.

  • 04.01.2005 6:26 PM PDT
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Nice, freak out the dumbass population. Also, I'd like to know where to ask the questions for the updates, cause I've got some freaky questions. If your supposed to ask here, then I'll make my point. In both Halo 1 & 2, there are no night multiplayer maps, that would be a pretty kickass twist. Oh, and also an anti-grav multiplayer map like Ciaro Station, with elite face masks, vacume, craters and vehicles if possible. Please answer! ;(

  • 04.01.2005 6:26 PM PDT
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Not a bad update in terms of humor, I laughed out loud several times, especially about the "weaksauce" thing, that was great.

I hope we get a real update soon though, I'd like to actually know what going on. Im sick of cheaters, and being cheated out of a win, and I want to know when we can expect this fixed.

  • 04.01.2005 6:29 PM PDT
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Aprils fools, wow thats funny.....yea if i was 5 years old.

This is the worst update ive ever seen and Frankie should be ashamed.
Honestly you act like little kids instead of a video game company with eager fans.

  • 04.01.2005 6:29 PM PDT
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Well i was wondering if they are going to do the same with clans that would be cool then i would make mine the zzzzzzzz clan lol

  • 04.01.2005 6:29 PM PDT
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God grow up people.. Alot of you sound WAYYYYYYYYY to young for halo or halo 2.

  • 04.01.2005 6:32 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lordquwit
Aprils fools, wow thats funny.....yea if i was 5 years old.

This is the worst update ive ever seen and Frankie should be ashamed.
Honestly you act like little kids instead of a video game company with eager fans.


Grow up.

  • 04.01.2005 6:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: Lordquwit
Aprils fools, wow thats funny.....yea if i was 5 years old.

This is the worst update ive ever seen and Frankie should be ashamed.
Honestly you act like little kids instead of a video game company with eager fans.





Grow Up....

  • 04.01.2005 6:36 PM PDT

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You guys really do make the most horrible updates ever, as soon as i read that weaksauce, the mt.dew player skin? the battle rifles only on lockout? lmao, most random level to put it if u ask me. Nonetheless this update, as most of them, SUCKED, thus making me hate them even more.^_^

  • 04.01.2005 6:37 PM PDT

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You guys really do make the most horrible updates ever, as soon as i read that weaksauce, the mt.dew player skin? the battle rifles only on lockout? lmao, most random level to put it if u ask me. Nonetheless this update, as most of them, SUCKED, thus making me hate them even more.^_^

  • 04.01.2005 6:37 PM PDT

2Old2Play.com is the only place for gamers 25+ years of age.

2Old2Pwn is the BCE!

So you and your keypress are the real 2nd gunman down there in Texas? Poor kennedy didnt have a chance. . .

<sic> J/K

Very funny guys, keep up the good work.

Selden007

  • 04.01.2005 6:38 PM PDT
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Posted by: Snake6 CAP
wow, just wow.....


Fix the cheatin instead of posting worthless carp on your website,


Yeah we hate Carp! Those stupid fish will eat anything

  • 04.01.2005 6:39 PM PDT
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Well if this is BS! for april fools day then good, but honestly i don't think you would do everything BECAUSE like you said in a forum about bungie.net keeping track of all medals you have earned and you said that would take up entirely way too much space and time. So therefore you can't keep track of all sniper shots missed and rockets miss. Also on that subject if you don't suck but there are a few games you are not doing too well in you would be basically kicking people off that wasn't totally crapy. Eh but thinking about how bungie.net thinks and all the sick little tricks you guys come up with i'm sure this is a April Fools joke. Because bungie.net loves all us little boys n' girls wanting to play halo 2 online we keep you in business!!! Wakka wakka wakka!! Hehehe, ciao and have a wonderful day ^_^.

Oh yea, bungie.net doesn't have authority to kick people off halo 2 for sucking, WE CAN SUE! j/k i love halo 2 ^_^

  • 04.01.2005 6:41 PM PDT

Posted by: GDemon
Frankie is awesome.

[Edited on 7/7/2006 by Frankie]


I wonder what he said before Frankie edited it?

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Posted by: Snake6 CAP
wow, just wow.....


Fix the cheatin instead of posting worthless carp on your website,


Yeah we hate Carp! Those stupid fish will eat anything


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy -BLAM- that was funny as heck! i agree get rid of the carp, get something cool like a goldfish or one of those sucker fish that clean the glass!

  • 04.01.2005 6:43 PM PDT
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lol... very nice... and all this time i thought Male Models were behind it...

  • 04.01.2005 6:44 PM PDT
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Posted by: AWBigshot
Posted by: Lordquwit
Aprils fools, wow thats funny.....yea if i was 5 years old.

This is the worst update I've ever seen and Frankie should be ashamed.
Honestly you act like little kids instead of a video game company with eager fans.





Grow Up....


Nice triple post.

Grow up? Why don't you grow up and pretend to be an adult somewhere else?


I wait until Friday to hear news on my favorite game "Halo2" and almost every week i get a good update. But now thats its the worst day to pull a prank of the year, Bungie decided to gives us the cold shoulder and make a horrible series of jokes that didn't even make me giggle, maybe if it was funny it could slide but it didn't make any sense and was boring to read.

  • 04.01.2005 6:46 PM PDT
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Posted by: AWBigshot
All the 10 year olds and younger need to get off this forum now, if you don't understand that the update was a joke then u r classified as a 10 year old. SO -blam!- OFF, -blam!- OUT, AND GET A LIFE U -blam!- MORONS.



Who else thinks this guy is perhaps 14-10 years old? Just by the way he composed that "remark" you can just tell he's either #1:An idiot (You could admit to it) or #2: pretending to be a "Big Boy".


And if you cant understand that this "joke" is a waste of time and disappointed us fans again then you should try to find a new site to lie about who you are.

  • 04.01.2005 6:51 PM PDT
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About the issue of banning cheaters for a year, wouldn't it be better if you did it to their EEPROM rather than the BIOS since it's a lot harder to replace? People who run modded xboxes could easily switch their BIOS with another retail one, but the EEPROM would require an xbox that's never been Live.

  • 04.01.2005 6:53 PM PDT
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Perhaps a real update will be posted tomorrow... is Chiron 2 real? Why must Bungie (Frankie) play mind games?

  • 04.01.2005 6:58 PM PDT
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The only thing worse than that weekly update is those out there who are too stupid to realise it was a joke. Frankie if you're going to post crap like that take a hint from Fable and make a public appology for wasting our time.

  • 04.01.2005 6:58 PM PDT
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very funny, that was some epic writing - nicely played!

wonder how many people will be changing their tags tonight? the ai bot, classic!
frankie, you da man!

proudly written with correct grammar, no caps man

and one more time, nice!


  • 04.01.2005 6:58 PM PDT
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Well if you read the story close enough all of it does some like BS banning the sucky players? they cant do that i think this whole thing is BS and they will probably have a real Weekly update tommarow i mean really "weaksauce" what a bunch of bull-blam!-

  • 04.01.2005 6:58 PM PDT
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Nice Frankie nice......I'm sorry most of the posts I read were negative, but hey I got a good laugh.

  • 04.01.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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Haha...i think its hilarious how many people are all mad about the April fools joke. I think its pretty funny...its nice to see some humor. And its even funnier the people who thought it was an actual update. Good job bungie....keep it up

  • 04.01.2005 7:01 PM PDT
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that was a hilarious update, i think, Frankie, you just cured my sickness, i was in bed sick almost all day til reading this - thank you

  • 04.01.2005 7:03 PM PDT