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Subject: Just finished H2 again, which just proves why I LOVE CE
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I just finished up another legendary campaign game of H2, and cannot wait to get back to CE! I cannot play through H2 more than once every few months, it is just so limited in how many ways you can attack a level. You are like a sip of soda through a straw, just one way to go. I did find a few more ways to amuse myself this time, even without using a single skull. It is not even a close comparison in my mind, how much more enjoyable it is to play CE. I could go the rest of my life without playing H2 and not really feel like I missed much, but CE, I WOULD GO NUTS without!

  • 12.16.2008 12:16 PM PDT
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So, recently My Girlfriend and I had -blam!- Sex.
We didn't plan it, I was putting it in, and I missed the hole I was looking for and just kept on going. She didn't protest so I just kept on going.
Let me tell you something. That as was SO tight. I don't know how I fit it in there. I don't know If I liked it better than normal sex, but it won't be the last time we do that.

But let me ask you. Have you ever? or Would you, if given the chance?
I know there's all those stories about mudslides and chilli dogs, but you have to understand that's not normally the case.
My dick looked exactly the same way as it did before it went in. There was no discoloration, although I supposed it would have smelled if I bothered to smell it.

EDIT:

After posting this, and after the resulting -blam!- storm, I realize there are a couple things I should have gone over before I posted the OP.

First: People have been thinking that I just slipped right into her -blam!-. Wrong. It was slippery, and I slid over from her vag to her ass. I didn't just slide in. Regardless of the lube on the condom, I still had to proceed with caution as to not hurt my partner.

Second: This was not the first time we had discussed -blam!- sex. This was the first time either of us had actually had -blam!- sex, but we've talked about it before. When I say we didn't plan it, I mean we didn't go to bed planning on having -blam!- sex. Just a spontaneous decision.

Third: My Girlfriend Was a virgin before me. Both -blam!-l and -blam!-. But that doesn't mean My -blam!- is the first thing to enter those holes.

While the main topic is still -blam!- sex, we've expanded the thread cover much more
including, but not limited to, the following:

-blam!-l Sex
-blam!-s
Handjobs
Eating out
"Tossing Salad"
Roleplaying
Dressing up
Various -blam!- positions
"Blood Play"
Period Sex
-blam!-ing, and how not to do it
-blam!- sizes
-blam!- accidents
Various Fetishes and -blam!- interests
Erotic stories

[Edited on 12.17.2008 1:10 AM PST]

  • 12.17.2008 1:10 AM PDT