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Subject: I'b bord as hell so its up to you to fix it by telling stories ...
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I'm old... compared to most of the brats on here that sound like girls.

yea like i said im bord please tell me stories real or fake made up or from ur life
funnier the better
so give it ur shot and i will rate ur stories or other stuff on a scale of 1-10

  • 07.06.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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I got a leaf stuck behind my eye when I was younger. Had to have surgically removed.

  • 07.06.2004 5:57 PM PDT
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So u one time i was like four years old and i was at a carnival

Some jack ass threw a chunk of ice off the ferris wheel and it hit me knocking me out

Then i remember waking up in serios pain at the emergency room then going back sleep

My mom later told me they gave me anitiezia for the pain

Jack ass ice thrower

  • 07.06.2004 6:00 PM PDT
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When I was 5, I drank beer because I thought it was root beer that they forgotton to put the root on. I spit it out all over the floor, not to mention that I accidentally knocked the can off the counter...

  • 07.06.2004 6:02 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goldeneyes
I got a leaf stuck behind my eye when I was younger. Had to have surgically removed.
was it during the fall because that would explain the sn


I GIVE U A 4 because it was short MORE DETAIL!

  • 07.06.2004 6:03 PM PDT
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YAY
Posted by: Goldeneyes
When I was 5, I drank beer because I thought it was root beer that they forgotton to put the root on. I spit it out all over the floor, not to mention that I accidentally knocked the can off the counter...

that was better stupid kids stuff makes me laugh i give u 5 more detail still

  • 07.06.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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Posted by: HELP MEEEEEE
Posted by: Goldeneyes
I got a leaf stuck behind my eye when I was younger. Had to have surgically removed.
was it during the fall because that would explain the sn


I GIVE U A 4 because it was short MORE DETAIL!


I was three years old!!! I don't ever remember this (heard it from my parents).

  • 07.06.2004 6:05 PM PDT
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i give that 2 not funny had u swore at the bastard i would give u a 6 but u didnt but thanks for trying

but if the stuff for the pain made u say or do funny stuff i wanna hear it
Posted by: ca34786
So u one time i was like four years old and i was at a carnival

Some jack ass threw a chunk of ice off the ferris wheel and it hit me knocking me out

Then i remember waking up in serios pain at the emergency room then going back sleep

My mom later told me they gave me anitiezia for the pain

Jack ass ice thrower

  • 07.06.2004 6:06 PM PDT
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Oh a 2 why a 2

I was asleep and they were racing me around witht that cart thing so my parents wernt there

And i cant cuss out the guy i was four years old

[Edited on 7/6/2004 6:08:46 PM]

  • 07.06.2004 6:07 PM PDT
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When I was being brought out of the hospitial for the first time I threw up all over the floor in the elevator, its way more funnier the way my dad tells it.

  • 07.06.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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MORE PLEASE
Dear Goldeneye,
yea ok being 3 is an ok excuse but score stays the same

from,
HELP MEEEEE

  • 07.06.2004 6:08 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
Oh a 2 why a 2

I was asleep and they were racing me around witht that cart thing so my parents wernt there

And i cant cuss out the guy i was four years old
because it wasnt funny thats y

TRY AGAIN

  • 07.06.2004 6:10 PM PDT
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Ok i had a wild imagination when i was little

I remember telling my younger cousin that if you step on fire ants you catch on fire

And if you stand in one spot to long it will make a hole and you will fall in
I watched him for hours running around in circles

  • 07.06.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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Posted by: supersniper
When I was being brought out of the hospitial for the first time I threw up all over the floor in the elevator, its way more funnier the way my dad tells it.
y where in in the hospital, if it was funnier the way ur dad told it tell it his way I GIVE U A 1! BECAUSE IT WASNT FUNNY AND IT NEEDS MORE DETAIL



PS I CANT SPELL FOR -blam!- ITS SUMMER KEEP IT IN MIND

  • 07.06.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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Alright, back when I was 15 and going to summer school, when I was in the car on the way over there, my mom was driving (she had to leave and we didn't really want to change seats after I got there). She glances over at me and notices that my glasses are extremely dirty. So she says, "Your glasses are filthy! You have your permit, right? Take the wheel while I clean them" I was in a car, passenger seat, glasses off (I'm next to blind without my glasses), arm all the way over on wheel, driving on a BUSY road! "Ummm, Mom, I don't think this is a good idea" "Why not? OHHH!!! Your glasses!!" She takes the wheel back and says, "You make sure and clean those before school starts"

How's that? enough detail for you?

  • 07.06.2004 6:11 PM PDT
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Ok, if your looking for a joke read my sig.

  • 07.06.2004 6:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: ca34786
Ok i had a wild imagination when i was little

I remember telling my younger cousin that if you step on fire ants you catch on fire

And if you stand in one spot to long it will make a hole and you will fall in
I watched him for hours running around in circles
OK THAT WAS BETTER U GOT A GIGGLE OUTA ME BECAUSE I FIND USING PEOPLE FOR ENTERTAINMENT FUNNY I GIVE U A 5 SO FAR UR WINNING



PS MADE UP FUNNY STUFF WORKS equally well

  • 07.06.2004 6:13 PM PDT
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SS THAT WAS A JOKE IN UR SIG EATHER UR FAT OR STUPID or have a not funny sence of humor

I GIVE UR JOKE A 1 because it was sorta creative

TRY AGAIN

  • 07.06.2004 6:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: Goldeneyes
Alright, back when I was 15 and going to summer school, when I was in the car on the way over there, my mom was driving (she had to leave and we didn't really want to change seats after I got there). She glances over at me and notices that my glasses are extremely dirty. So she says, "Your glasses are filthy! You have your permit, right? Take the wheel while I clean them" I was in a car, passenger seat, glasses off (I'm next to blind without my glasses), arm all the way over on wheel, driving on a BUSY road! "Ummm, Mom, I don't think this is a good idea" "Why not? OHHH!!! Your glasses!!" She takes the wheel back and says, "You make sure and clean those before school starts"

How's that? enough detail for you?
good not terribly funny but detailed i give u a 4

  • 07.06.2004 6:17 PM PDT
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BRB GOTTA EAT DINNER WRITE UR STORIES ILL JUDGE THEM WHEN I GET BACK

  • 07.06.2004 6:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: HELP MEEEEEE
Posted by: supersniper
When I was being brought out of the hospitial for the first time I threw up all over the floor in the elevator, its way more funnier the way my dad tells it.
y where in in the hospital, if it was funnier the way ur dad told it tell it his way I GIVE U A 1! BECAUSE IT WASNT FUNNY AND IT NEEDS MORE DETAIL



PS I CANT SPELL FOR -blam!- ITS SUMMER KEEP IT IN MIND
I was in the hospitial because I was being born. Though about 13 months later I caught namonia.

  • 07.06.2004 6:19 PM PDT
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My sister stuck a prezel up her nose and we had to go to the emergency room to get it out.

  • 07.06.2004 6:20 PM PDT
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STOP WRITING IN CAPS!

  • 07.06.2004 6:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: Jason_4_04
STOP WRITING IN CAPS!
I GIVE U 4 BECAUSE OF THE "IRONY"

  • 07.06.2004 6:35 PM PDT
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Posted by: Terminus
My sister stuck a prezel up her nose and we had to go to the emergency room to get it out.
OK IM SORRY BUT IM SO TIRED OF THE HOSPITAL STORIES! i gve u 2 because im bord of hospital stuff 2 it wasnt funny and 3 it wasnt good

  • 07.06.2004 6:36 PM PDT

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