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Subject: THIS IS AN AWESOME STORY I WROTE!!!!!
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Well one day i went to the mall. And out of the blue there was this large group of monkeys, armed with explosive bananas. They were trying to force the owner of GameStop to preorder the monkey's all of the Halo 2- Special edition copies in the world. Even the hispanic versions. The US government, led by George Bush, Ordered the arms facility to launch 3 Nukes at the mall. Killing everyone inside, but saving all the Halo 2 copies in the world. Unfortunately I was a member of FOXTROT ( from metal gear solid for all those unfamiliar) And I called them in and said: "I'll take care of this mess" And I took a vantage point with my PSG-1 behind one of those miniature trees. I scanned around the doorway of GameStop and shot the 2 guard monkeys in the head. The guards were gone but there was still the large,steel, locked door. That was no problem because I loaded the door with SEMTEX. The door vigorously blew open. \
There were 5 monkeys at the computer, ordering the Halo 2's. But I blew them away with an AR before they could reach there exploding bananas. Then I rushed in with my katana. There were 2 doors. The one behind the counter, and the back door. I jumped behind the counter and sliced through the door. Monkeys were throwing bananas like monkeys. I kept deflecting bananas back at the monkeys and blowing them up. It turns out the monkeys were trying to steal unlimited X box live action! But I stopped that.
Then there was the deal with the back door. I sliced it down before I knew it was unlocked.(actually I knew it was unlocked, but I was trying to make it look dramatic for what happened next.) Inside was a dark room with nothing inside. Well, except the Owners of GameStop and a very large supermonkey.
First I cut the owners free. Then I walked up to the large monkey. Suddenly the monkey fell to pieces. Revealing that it was just a suit with a man inside.The man had a suit of armour equipped with 2 robotic testi... sorry. Tentacles. The man turned around and he looked familiar.
It was my FATHER!!! I said. "DAD!? your the one behind all of this!?" He made a lame (yet cool) excuse. "But son, I was doing all of this for you."
"You mean, you trained a bunch of monkeys to throw explosive bananas, so you could take GameStop hostage, so you could get me unlimited Xbox live and all the copies of Halo 2 in the world. For me?..(yes) But you are doing evil while trying to impress me. I can't allow that!" So my father did not like me denying his offer and he grabbed me with his TENTacles and threw me through the cieling. This scene seemed familiar. So I drew my katana.
We were engaged in an amazing sword battle on the roof of the mall. Until he swung a verticle attack and I dodged left, spun around and sliced my sword through his lower back. Blood sprayed over the roof. And he fell backwards next to a statue of our towns' most famous celebrity (Michael Jackson)
The police showed up and spoke to me about how I killed many evil monkeys, and my father. I said to one of the officers..."I really appreciated him trying to help me out but... I dont think it was necesary to take over GameStop with a large group of evil monkeys, and try to kill me in the end."

THE END

Moral of the story: Dont let your parents try to take over GameStop and try to get unlimited X box live and all the Halo 2 copies in the world, by using a large group of evil monkeys that throw explosive bananas. Because it wont work if you are a member of FOXTROT.

that is one hell of a story. I hope the ending sounds kinda familiar!

  • 07.06.2004 8:40 PM PDT
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That is the greatest story I've ever read.

  • 07.06.2004 8:41 PM PDT
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OKAYYY. "cough" can anyone get MAKA to ban me? "cough" good story.

  • 07.06.2004 8:43 PM PDT
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hmmm....

  • 07.07.2004 6:49 AM PDT
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thats..... different

  • 07.07.2004 6:56 AM PDT