- last post: 01.01.0001 12:00 AM PDT
master cheif could like..get in a fight with cortana, and they could argue in the headset.
*EXAMPLE PLAYED OUT*
*cheif*: cortana, i need the coridnates to the covenant squad attacking our troops.."
*cortana*: "why dont you get them yourself!? im on my lunch break...
*cheif*:"hey...you dont need a lunch break..."
*cortana* "-blam!- you cheif!"
*cheif* " what did you say..i KNOW it wasnt -blam!- me..
*cortana*..*louder* -blam!- YOU!
*CHEIF* THATS IT!!
*cheif takes cortana out and bashes her*
*throws chip on ground and stomps on it*
*shoot a whole clip of AR in it*
*nades it*
*runs it over with a hog*
*parks it on her*
*cheif*: stupid AI.
*walks off*...
*cheif, from far off*:"oh -blam!- man...what just happened..."?