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Subject: Laser War - The Reckoning

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Celer Mauns Dei holds high orbit over the beuitful planet Tau Prime. Pink_Menace sits in front of the port viewport watching as the stars pass. Pink_Menace stands, his tall figure almost hitting the top of the 8 foot ceiling. He enters into his room and look at himself in the mirror. He was different from normal people, and for this he was banished from ever setting foot on human soil. Evoloution, it seemed. He was too powerful for society. Too dangerous.

  • 07.07.2004 8:47 AM PDT
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Rangers,help the wimp without being detected.We don't need a wimp telling everybody about us.

  • 07.07.2004 8:48 AM PDT
Subject: Desperate Mossey
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Message enters CLASSIFIED atmosphere, a desperate fight against the what? Mosey was being killed and needed assistance, spacejunk hit the planet from the battle above.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:09:33 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 8:50 AM PDT
Subject: Laser War - The Reckoning
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MasterGrunt44 returns to this laser war and how it will go.He then goes to his base to ready himself for what is yet to come.

  • 07.07.2004 8:50 AM PDT
Subject: Desperate Mossey
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The massage reaches, the planet, and tide turns, tthe opposers destroy the Shunnine, and heavy damages to the Sinky

  • 07.07.2004 8:51 AM PDT
Subject: A NEW ALliance?
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the boarding was stopped, the opposers left, and repairs began

  • 07.07.2004 8:53 AM PDT
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Anyone wish to be part of my group?I'm recruiting now so if you want to join just ask.

  • 07.07.2004 8:55 AM PDT
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A warship, Class D6, Was the sinky. GF340, or the grandefighter, shunnine, was lost, the others sustained minor damages, 163 out of 2579 marines killed

  • 07.07.2004 8:57 AM PDT
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Well I guess you came out alright on that one.Do you want to join me or at least need help with repairs?

  • 07.07.2004 8:59 AM PDT
Subject: Pink's Sweet-Ass Armor

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink_Menace walked into the engineering wing of the flagship. He observed the current stage of his Class-A BattleTech Suit. It was almost completed. Excellent. He walked back to the Bridge of the Celer Manus Dei, which in the few short months he had worked in he had found extreemly efficcent compared to that of his old Flagship, Natures Essence. He punched in the coordinates for his home planet, and set his Cryosleep countdown for one day. Then he got into the cryotube, placed the nutrient bit into his mouth, and fell into the cold darkness of cryosleep.

  • 07.07.2004 9:02 AM PDT
Subject: Damn Mosseymou
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Mosseymou thought that all of the had left well one of the opposers was sneaking up on him he turned around to see one about to kill him, he screamed like a girl then before his eyes he heard a sound as loud as a banshee and saw a streak of blue grab the opposer and cut it in half running out the airlock.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:08:30 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 9:05 AM PDT
Subject: Pink's Sweet-Ass Armor
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I must leave now but will return.Nobody kill me or anything or you shall feel my powers!!!

  • 07.07.2004 9:06 AM PDT
Subject: A NEW ALliance?
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yeah, aid needs to be given, 385 got injured, 37 which could be fatal. I only have 321 helljumpers, my bloodbro., to help out. all the other ones were salvaged through the explosions, The Flightesss, similar to the pillar of Winter, but slightly smaller, and rebuilt dozens of times, is a Sc39 class battleship, controled by me. I have one arm from a hideous accident in the last lazer war, and my sons were killed by a rabid grunt, right next to me, saving somebody who coulve been intruder. Gosh, i hate needlers. OK aid ports are open, i am in a diff. sector, to give CLASSIFIED some privacy, in the CLASSIFIED sector. ok thanks

THE opposer falls, an energy blast his behind him, and comes out a shreik of medal grating, the bay doors are closing, NO. he runs, jumps, and hits the closed door.
there must be more inside. His dead arm burned with fury. He jumps up, melees an opposer, his gun is still jammed and he lifts a secret hatch. He goes in , and covertly takes out some opposers. HE then gets a new gun, something similar to the? NEEDLER and fights his best with it. the only left are dead. he lives in a heap , of death. HE runs, and finds his secratary. Mrs. MOulo , slumped in her chair, sleeping, or passed out? HE was in the cyro chamber, was that one ,hmmm, broken? he passes out for a blast that lasts about three days

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  • 07.07.2004 9:07 AM PDT
Subject: Narucassian Miger
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Goldeneyes sets out to extract revenge for the destruction of the Narucassian Miger hot springs. He cloaks himself (NOT inviso elite cloaking .... think starcraft) and sets off to reconniter the enemy...

  • 07.07.2004 9:17 AM PDT
Subject: Pink Menace
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As I return to my planet Auir and find it destroyed.Chunks of planet float I raise my hand and the planet is returned to its former glory slowly.

  • 07.07.2004 9:20 AM PDT
Subject: A NEW ALliance?

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Pink_Menace arrived at his home planet, and left the Celer Manus Dei 500 feet above the surface. Pink stepped into the Grav Lift and gently glided to the surface. He went up to the gate of his fortress, spoke his name and gave his fingerprints and retnal scan. He then walked back to the Grav Lift and proceeded to pilot the large flagship over what appeared to be a circular pad. However, when Pink activated the Grav Lift over it the pad split into 8 sections and retracted into the roof of his fortress. When he had his feet firmly planted on the floor he muttered a codeword and the hatch immediatly sealed shut. Pink ran a diagnostics check on every room in his mighty stronghold to make sure there were no intruders or forced entries. After he was sure all was safe, he walked into his Lab. He immediatly walked over to a series of metal cillynders with handels placed into indents in the wall. He grabbed the one third from the bottom and opened it. Inside contained a crystal the size of a plum. He transported it into a metal breifcase with a small foam pad inside. When he placed the crystal in the pad, the pad seemed to conform to it, keeping it secure. Pink then walked back to the top floor and muttered a different codeword, the hatch opened and Pink slowly drifted up into the Celer Manus Dei, breifcase in hand.

  • 07.07.2004 9:22 AM PDT
Subject: Narucassian Miger
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Goldeneyes encounters the Rangers and attacks them they run and lead him to the new Narucassian Miger hot springs.


Then the Rangers erase Goldeneyes memory

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:35:20 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 9:32 AM PDT
Subject: Everyone fights
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supersniper having avoided the memory wipe, still commands his army of invisible dual plasma sword weilding elites. He laughs at the unfortunante fools he could easily smite, but decides against it due to his rapid advancement in military tecnology. He burows deep into the ground creating a top secret base with only 1 hidden entrance he then sends 1/5000 of his army (thats 5000 elites to you) to gaurd it the canyon it is in shall now be known as drop dead ally. supersniper waits.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:47:52 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 9:33 AM PDT
Subject: Narucassian Miger
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Posted by: Invisable Elite
Goldeneyes encounters the Rangers and attacks them they run and lead him to the new Narucassian Miger hot springs.


New hot springs!! WooHoo!! I'm happy now!! Alright, I won't kill everyone then... Time to take a vacation!!!

edit: Sorry, Invisable Elite, but its gonna more than just a memory wipe to get rid of Goldeneye's memory... Its possible, but you would likely kill yourself AND me trying to do it (I have too much psionic power).

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:41:09 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 9:34 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

Im just curious Invisable, how did you make an ENTIRE planet fixed? Not even Dolorous could've done that. And he was da man.

  • 07.07.2004 9:36 AM PDT
Subject: A NEW ALliance?
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Invisable Elite boards the Celer Manus Dei and ask his master to finish the fort.

  • 07.07.2004 9:40 AM PDT
Subject: Narucassian Miger
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Just ask Dagda he's Dolorus's dad and combine him with one godsend and a godsend controler Amulet anything is possible almost.



It wasn't a entire planet it was half of it.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:48:58 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 9:42 AM PDT

It was a cold day near the southern base in Blood Gulch. Cortana and I were relaxing over a game of Go Fish, WHEN OUT OF NO WHERE 700 BANSHEES CAME FLYING IN!!! I GRABED MY SPARTAN LASER AND LET HELL REIGN DOWN UPON THEM. I HOPPED IN THE NEAREST WARTHOG AND TOLD CORTANA TO GET IN.

And Commander Of The Truth And Reconcilliation

You command a blown up ship?
Also, you cant be all powerful like that. I spent the entire two laser wars getting that good. You spent one page. nah you gotta work at it.

  • 07.07.2004 9:45 AM PDT
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supersniper grows impatiant with these fools taking vacations, and fixing plannets, ect. His flagship the Armageddon is near completion. He climbs to the bridge and fondles the trigger of the plannetbuster his most powerful weapon, he looks out the view port to survey the berthed fleet. He smiles.

[Edited on 7/7/2004 9:46:50 AM]

  • 07.07.2004 9:45 AM PDT
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IT WAS ONE HUNDRETH OF THE PLANET OH sorry my caps were on

  • 07.07.2004 9:51 AM PDT

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